Licker Poems


Paean To A Non-Vegetarian

"Eat your veggies," as a nipper I was told
but I'd hide 'em on me lap so Mum wouldn't scold
then all the quicker feed 'em to the dish-licker
before they were even cold
now I'm older not sadder but wiser
and do enjoy a tasty appetiser
they may appear to look like a pear
here's a myth I wish to quash
tho' they're fruit chayotes taste like
zucchini cucumber or squash
against the fence homegrown I grow me own
and me garden's full of chokos
"Choko-bloc," one might even say
I'll do a prickly pear or two
but still don't eat veggies to this day
Categories: licker, animal, dog, food, fun,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Membertale of the trash-licking witch

I once lived with a yapping trash-licker 
a two faced dead soul and side back kicker 
she treated me like a tart~
I didn't like her rotting fart
makes my golden fringe cringe, and grow thicker..

She’s a noodle-haired witch..selling old fries
flying in over-sized panties, she cries
begging to be seen, she craps,
beware of her diss rap traps
I ain't her nanny to sing when she lies..
Categories: licker, funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick


Not Crazy Words

A man from Brazil
          wanted handle me a cannon
          to solve confusion with a shot
         but not not being beast of burden
         I told him to suck on the steel
          being a soap licker
         or becoming a ice dryer...

         

            "SMART"
         Some assume they are smart
         and have a hyper bright Q I
         just for having a DR title
         and be known for SIR
         when they are stupid and
         insane...

             Drudge
         There is a northeast man
         that realized to be the biggest 
         but only lived on decoys
        thinking to be a wise guy
        just being the plague goat ....!

            POLITICAL
       Almost every politician is excused
       in light seeks the dark
      speak  lies as  truth
      this is his pure reality
      because indeed are intruders ...!
Categories: licker, allusion, creation, funny, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp
knew how to snag a gun totin' perp,
loved the ladies, but never liquor.
He was a habitual ice cream licker! 

For Kim's Cleri-who? Contest, 5/31/15
Categories: licker, history, silly,
Form: Clerihew

My Ears Just Heard

My ears just grazed on the 
news that a certain man
ALL SUMMER, sat down and
planned terrorist attacks on the world’s
ARMY LICKER. Eleven September now, 
airplanes got hijacked and got crashed on the towering twins
and other places and positions.
My ears also got it that there was
Pandemonium, chaos, hullabaloo,
but time ticked on. 
Now with even his PAINTER GONE 
this certain man was exposed 
that he the one who did not only plan 
but even espoused. 
By the end of it all he acquired himself a NEW YOKE. 
And these ears heard that he ran away not into the BUSH 
but into a PARK, STUN by name, puffing, 
sweating, hiding even in a BIN, LADEN with fear,
before guns and bombs caught up with him.
That’s what my ears just picked.
Categories: licker, fear, violence,
Form: Free verse


Pan Pie Licker

love the taste
licking don't go to wastes
after its bake
give me the crust cake
just be a fixer
AM A
PAN PIE LICKER
Categories: licker, addiction, culture,
Form: Light Verse

Bone-Licker

You sink deep.

Without even touching you,
I feel you ripple across my skin.
When your fingers move, I feel them
curl around mine -burning across
all the obsolete space between us-

I'm always having to 
swallow my heart back,
clenched teeth shoving rebellion
down my throat. Nothing but a 
raw excuse for flesh-
because somehow you've 
completely enveloped that as well.
All the life juice is drained out, now.
I'm pumping you through my veins
and you're such a poor substitute for blood,
seeping fire through all my bones 
while they crack with anticipation, 
melting marrow
into your upturned mouth.
And I don't even think you know it.

I've become this trembling torn-corner
flutter of crimson,
with your face in my mind
and your eyes filling mine
and all available edges, lashes and 
fingertips knitted to yours.
and your voice trying to weld all
the broken things back together.

You sink deep.
Categories: licker, love
Form: Dramatic Monologue

A Loving Reply To Soup Mail From Sharon

Two leaves fell from a different tree
And the loss of the world was all the same
There is beauty in all diversity
Difference of temperature changes not the flame
The sun that comes down a barren sky
Prowl and prospect among all leaves alike, he
Don Juan, on green leaves lovers of lie
Bringers of semens of light, we yield in glee.

We have not fallen yet, my dear, unless
Our love shall wither up our root
Race is nothing but the skin of superficialness
Let us meausre all merit by truth
I transform light to sugar as much as you
And pull deep waters up to give again
More than oxygen, more than bosom for the dew
We are the maker and licker of rain.

Palmate or pinnate it does not matter now
You are sharon like the rose, and I
Thorn or petal am still apart of the bough
One storm, one season brittle and dry
And we shall lie together like mulch where
Yesterday our tongues were tied in
Words, moaning on the happy, happy air
Chlorophyl sweet desire stirring the skin.
Categories: licker, allegory
Form: Verse

My Son's Cats Got Out!

Now I'm glad your all not a neighbor
I'm embarrassed enough
The kids left the screen door open
Out ran to balls of fluff

There's nothing better
To cause a community bicker
Than two call for your cats
"Pus-y" and "Licker"

Pardon me while I track down my son...
Categories: licker, animals, funny, son,
Form: Free verse
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