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Based on true story. :/

tale of the trash-licking witch

I once lived with a yapping trash-licker 
a two faced dead soul and side back kicker 
she treated me like a tart~
I didn't like her rotting fart
makes my golden fringe cringe, and grow thicker..

She’s a noodle-haired witch..selling old fries
flying in over-sized panties, she cries
begging to be seen, she craps,
beware of her diss rap traps
I ain't her nanny to sing when she lies..
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Dietrich Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Congrats, dear Ink. I want to see you do more limericks.
Woods Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Wow... lots of emotion, plus the funny stuff... nice! Congratulations
Kitchin Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Ink, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun limerick set!
Kendrick Avatar
May 16, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Creative one for sure. I don't think I would want to meet this person if it is a person. Thanks for sharing it with us and for dropping by my page. Sara K
Hamilton Avatar
May 15, 2024 at 11:37 AM
MY goodness she sounds a nightmare so funny well written Ink hugs Shadow
Buhagiar Avatar
May 12, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Loved your limerick, though I miss those famous long poems with such brilliant alliterations and metaphors.
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Awn i just posted a long poem dear victor, hope you will like it thank u so much always
Beaufort Avatar
May 12, 2024 at 4:07 PM
IE, since this is based on a true story, I'm glad you're out of that situation. I can't think of anything worse than what you describe here. It's truly scary!! Hopefully, your coexistence was short!!!
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Duke, thank you so very much for your visit, sometimes we welcome people into our home, not realizing they would turn out to be your worst enemies. I am grateful for your support truly
Buehler Avatar
May 12, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Wow! Your limerick is so entertaining and funny, Ink. The imagery is awesome! Evelyn :)
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Thank you so much haha. Im not so good with limericks but was in the mood dear evelyn. I appreciate your kindness
Allison Avatar
May 12, 2024 at 5:07 AM
oh gosh Inky at last I have discovered who my ex sister's room mate was - you have described her to a t lol - she is out of my life you had a lucky escape lol, seriously great to see you going out of your comfort zone and writing the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Too many trash lickers dear jan, was inspired when i wrote this altho i am not as good as you in limericks. Thank you for your enthusiastic and uplifting comment. Grateful truly for your support
Rolland Avatar
May 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
a terrible person, indeed, is it a fiction ?
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I wish it was thank you dear
Dietrich Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Well you describe a terrible person very well, especially the part about rotting fart. Haha. True story? Yikes!
Dietrich Avatar
May 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
It is a good way to let off steam, like a rant poem!!
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Haha yes andrea im so good at describing haters. Altho not so good with limericks, yours was excellent ill tell you about this story on email soon
George Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 8:11 PM
What hell it must have been to live with a side back kicker who perfumed the air with her rotting fart... :( This 'noodle haired witch'... must have been a real specimen. During hostel life we come across some such characters! Amazing limerick.... made me grin from ear to ear! All the Best dear Empress!
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:29 AM
They ease in like snakes, hiding their stripes, until one fine bloody moon we see their true colors. Better late than never haha thank you sweet valsa
Hind Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Hmmm, this is truly a cut up about someone....I almost feel sorry for her, lol...she's blessed to have had your time
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:33 AM
I do too feel sorry for such people they deserve healing
Poet Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Wonderful poem, dear Ink, about hating an enticing and dishonest former roommate. Also, the bad things that occurred to you and how you feel about this person are handled brilliantly. You use harsh and critical words, referring to the person in question using obnoxious terms. You further employ strong metaphors to show how they feel. Literary tropes including metaphor ("noodle-haired witch"), exaggeration ("flying in over-sized panties"), and alliteration ("yapping trash-licker") are employed to amplify the subject's description.
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Thank you so much i can be sometimes a bit mean hahah but depends appreciate your support wholeheartedly
Onpaper Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Hahahhaah .. good one ! … dieing here papi!! yapping trash-licker a two faced dead soul and side back kicker.. exactly!! trashy noodle headed rotten panties wearing, peeing in the shower itchy bi$#h .. she cries begging to be seen, she craps, mmmmhmmm fake cry for help nagging turd… love the accuracy of this piece ae papi…
Onpaper Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Idea!?. No idea papi!!! She claimed it proudly
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Papi where u got that idea pee hahah
Greenhough Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 8:06 AM
How many of them are out there? I can imagine this mean, hateful person, since I have met a few of her doppelgangers. This is a well written testimonial with loud warnings to others.
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Too many dear hilda haha gosh thank you so much for readin
Goldsmith Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 7:39 AM
WOW!!! Based on true story. What a creative write. Will there be a part 2 to this??? "Good Luck" We both did this one. Have A Blessed Weekend Writing Away.........
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Thank you so much paula appreciate your support
Rhymes Avatar
May 11, 2024 at 7:35 AM
I couldn’t stop laughing reading this … so amazing
Empress Avatar
May 13, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Thank you so much hahah
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