Laxatives Poems - Poems about Laxatives

...My boyfriend was agitated Because I was constipated We'd be late for the game Of course I was to blame My butt hole's not dialated On and on he whined and waited Use of laxatives, debated In......

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...Her limericks posted on Soup are full of the merits of poop, of farts and of pee, of laxatives' glee, and hard ons - or those with a droop! For my hilarious friend Jan Allison......

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...From one scorned woman to another, no need to ponder, here's an idea. When he comes back home by 'noon, prepare his favourite scrumptious food. Mix the laxatives with sleeping pills boo, and sip......

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...coming down slowly stop light welcome mat negativity has no laxatives minus sign forever constipated wanna pick you up by making you get down got some 40s rhythm and blues for you to vibe to th......

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... A Florida man bought a stool. The seat? A bit hard on the jewels… Now he takes pills to soften, and he sits there less often; this Florida man is no fool! ---------- Ac......

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...The laxatives were mighty strong; she thought she'd fart, but she was wrong... for L Milton's contest......

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...Hey you! Yeah, you. Know what I plan to do? I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield And Krazy Glue your wipers in place. I’ll insert sewing needles, point up, Into your driver’s s......

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...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly fel......

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...when i was younger, a meal out at a restaurant wasn’t a weeks worth of skipping breakfast it wasn’t laxatives to make me feel worth something. since i was a child, the word fat has been used to s......

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...Diuretics and laxatives have been purging dysmorphic creatures As they stage their grim delusion for glamour with anorexic features They call it passion for fashion and yet walk in emperor’s cl......

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...You thought you were being so clever Bobby Sneaking my Halloween stash while I was asleep But I heard you quietly rattling my candies Being so entranced, you did not see me peep After last y......

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...A morning spent with nurses. A sharp pain in my side, like a spear being plunged In my right side when I laughed, sat up or sat down. Pain in my eyes, and my stomach. Sharp, mean, angry pain. I ......

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...Head for the washroom about a thousand time a year About average I assume never need laxatives for my rear In fact, sometimes run A minute later I'm done Whew! My face is beaming from r......

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...Christmas Day has arrived; the thought fills me with such dread For over twenty years they’ve come to me; it's doing in my head! I get up at the crack of dawn to get the turkey in the......

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...Not sure if this would be consider taboo To even mention the view Did I just hear her say the word touche When the doctor proceeded to do what she had to do With stage crew and camara in hand ......

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