Laxatives Poems - Poems about Laxatives

...From one scorned woman to another, no need to ponder, here's an idea. When he comes back home by 'noon, prepare his favourite scrumptious food. Mix the laxatives with sleeping pills boo, and sip......Read the rest...

...coming down slowly stop light welcome mat negativity has no laxatives minus sign forever constipated wanna pick you up by making you get down got some 40s rhythm and blues for you to vibe to th......Read the rest...

... A Florida man bought a stool. The seat? A bit hard on the jewels… Now he takes pills to soften, and he sits there less often; this Florida man is no fool! ---------- Ac......Read the rest...

...The laxatives were mighty strong; she thought she'd fart, but she was wrong... for L Milton's contest......Read the rest...

...Hey you! Yeah, you. Know what I plan to do? I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield And Krazy Glue your wipers in place. I’ll insert sewing needles, point up, Into your driver’s s......Read the rest...

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly fel......Read the rest...

...when i was younger, a meal out at a restaurant wasn’t a weeks worth of skipping breakfast it wasn’t laxatives to make me feel worth something. since i was a child, the word fat has been used to s......Read the rest...

...Diuretics and laxatives have been purging dysmorphic creatures As they stage their grim delusion for glamour with anorexic features They call it passion for fashion and yet walk in emperor’s cl......Read the rest...

...You thought you were being so clever Bobby Sneaking my Halloween stash while I was asleep But I heard you quietly rattling my candies Being so entranced, you did not see me peep After last y......Read the rest...

...A morning spent with nurses. A sharp pain in my side, like a spear being plunged In my right side when I laughed, sat up or sat down. Pain in my eyes, and my stomach. Sharp, mean, angry pain. I ......Read the rest...

...Head for the washroom about a thousand time a year About average I assume never need laxatives for my rear In fact, sometimes run A minute later I'm done Whew! My face is beaming from r......Read the rest...

...Christmas Day has arrived; the thought fills me with such dread For over twenty years they’ve come to me; it's doing in my head! I get up at the crack of dawn to get the turkey in the......Read the rest...

...Not sure if this would be consider taboo To even mention the view Did I just hear her say the word touche When the doctor proceeded to do what she had to do With stage crew and camara in hand ......Read the rest...

...A long those dark, dank corridors underneath the earth, an anomaly is growing. N ebulous in it's beginnings, an as yet unknown species prepares to arise E longated in it's skeletal structure, sli......Read the rest...

...Seeking redemption is seen as the reason for sweet adjectives prone to behavioral constipation, refusing the laxatives Sincere actions of love so pregnant may also give images so poignant emotion......Read the rest...