Short Laxatives Poems
Short Laxatives Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Laxatives by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Laxatives by length and keyword.
Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives
Categories:
laxatives, funny, political
Form:
Limerick
Her limericks posted on Soup
are full of the merits of poop,
of farts and of pee,
of laxatives' glee,
and hard ons - or those with a droop!
For my hilarious friend Jan Allison
Categories:
laxatives, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Head for the washroom about a thousand time a year
About average I assume never need laxatives for my rear
In fact, sometimes run
A minute later I'm done
Whew! My face is beaming from rear to ear
Categories:
laxatives, life,
Form:
Limerick
A Florida man bought a stool.
The seat? A bit hard on the jewels…
Now he takes pills to soften,
and he sits there less often;
this Florida man is no fool!
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Actual headline: "Florida Man Thought He Stole Opioids, Got Laxatives Instead"
Obviously, a stretch here... :-)
Categories:
laxatives, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
From one scorned woman to another,
no need to ponder, here's an idea.
When he comes back home by 'noon,
prepare his favourite scrumptious food.
Mix the laxatives with sleeping pills boo,
and sip that wine from across the room.
27 July 2022
'Bite Size Poem no.50' Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Line Gauthier
Categories:
laxatives, crazy, hilarious, Lullaby,
Form:
Free verse
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.
I just learned something and I am so embarrassed.
These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass.
Categories:
laxatives, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Detrimentally captive,
wrapped in tinsel, hung from the beams and force fed laxatives,
the obscene dream of relapsin,
relinquished orgasmic compatriots glancing over their shoulders at the advancing boulders
as the romance smoulders.
They told her and told her it's over it's over but she chose her one leaf clover overture
and smiles at her teeth in the glass
sings unknown soldier and reflects on when she was told he adores her.
Categories:
laxatives, marriage,
Form:
ABC
One day he was happy and things were going smooth.
But then he died because his bowels wouldn't move.
He tried different laxatives but he couldn't use the bathroom.
He got so backed up that this poor man's life was doomed.
People told him to go to the hospital but sadly he refused.
He would've listened if he'd known that his life was something that he'd lose.
Now his family and friends mourn because of this devastation.
He didn't know that he would die because of constipation.
Categories:
laxatives, deathlife,
Form:
Rhyme