Long Laxatives Poems
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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited
Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.
A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene rendition
stabbing sphincter muscle spasms
wrench yours truly...
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Categories:
laxatives, abuse, adventure, anger, angst, body, humorous, obituary,
Form:
Free verse
I Don'T Do Spider Bites
A morning spent with nurses.
A sharp pain in my side, like a spear being plunged
In my right side when I laughed, sat up or sat down.
Pain in my eyes, and my stomach.
Sharp, mean, angry pain.
I...
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Categories:
laxatives, body, husband, judgement, perspective, self, senses, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Granny Tipping
My son is getting older, and he just went back to College, the other day.
But he had enjoyed the summer, by adding a new game to his daily play.
He called it Troll Tipping as daily...
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Categories:
laxatives, adventure, children, education, family, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 1
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux
a worse hellish fate than perdition
At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours truly
felt he would die
an undertaking malaise
found me experiencing physical...
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Categories:
laxatives, angst, anxiety, body, destiny, father, grave, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Christmas With the Relations - Fictional Write
Christmas Day has arrived; the thought fills me with such dread
For over twenty years they’ve come to me; it's doing in my head!
I get up at the crack of dawn to get the turkey in...
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Categories:
laxatives, christmas, family, food, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Poop-Tale : For Contest
POOP - TALE : for contest
No embarrassment , everyone poops
So relaxed is the feel after all 's out
No gold and riches can ever buy such feel
I am sure all will agree silently though!
We get that...
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Categories:
laxatives, art, nature, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Eating
when i was younger, a meal out at a restaurant wasn’t a weeks worth of skipping breakfast
it wasn’t laxatives to make me feel worth something.
since i was a child, the word fat has...
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Categories:
laxatives, anxiety, child,
Form:
Sonnet
The Religious Prostitute
Our religious institutions
Are now filled with spiritual prostitution
Worshiping dollar bills
Instead of the one whose blood spilled.
Preachers administer biblical laxatives
Making many thin
Where is the Holy Spirit?
Who is supposed to shine within?
There is Accountability
And...
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Categories:
laxatives, christian, leadership, rap, slam, society, spoken word,
Form:
Rhyme
I Just Can'T Win
And
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???
The pity…
I can’t stand the pity in your beautiful eyes.
If I could tear out my heart
I’d hold my hand over yours as you fight in
vain to keep the vessels...
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Categories:
laxatives, introspection, life, me,
Form:
Free verse
My Colonoscopy
Not sure if this would be consider taboo
To even mention the view
Did I just hear her say the word touche
When the doctor proceeded to do what she had to do
With stage crew and camara...
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Categories:
laxatives, funny, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Stuck in My Gut - Gross Limericks
My boyfriend was agitated
Because I was constipated
We'd be late for the game
Of course I was to blame
My butt hole's not dialated
On and on he whined and waited
Use of laxatives, debated
In my gut it was stuck
I...
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Categories:
laxatives, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Coming Down Slowly
coming down slowly
stop light welcome mat
negativity has no laxatives
minus sign forever constipated
wanna pick you up by making you get down
got some 40s rhythm and blues for you to vibe to
the pending divorce has you wanting...
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Categories:
laxatives, beautiful, friendship, solitude,
Form:
Free verse
Theme of the Pyramid Scheme
Creationist scientists who dig
with astro-paleontologists
As they seek the bones
Of australepithecus
Foretold in the Book of Leviticus
& the Dead Sea Scrolls
Sounded by the deadly tolls
From the bells
Harbored in the Vatican,
Those who mistake the accidents
For the sake of...
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Categories:
laxatives, courage, forgiveness, freedom, imagination, introspection, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
Dirty Tricks
Hey you!
Yeah, you.
Know what I plan to do?
I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield
And Krazy Glue your wipers in place.
I’ll insert sewing needles, point up,
Into your driver’s...
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Categories:
laxatives, allegory, relationship,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Insouciance
Diuretics and laxatives have been purging dysmorphic creatures
As they stage their grim delusion for glamour with anorexic features
They call it passion for fashion and yet walk in emperor’s clothes
Nearly naked and some in lines adorned...
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Categories:
laxatives, fashion,
Form:
Rhyme
A New Species
A long those dark, dank corridors underneath the earth, an anomaly is growing.
N ebulous in it's beginnings, an as yet unknown species prepares to arise
E longated in it's skeletal structure, slight and slender, they slither...
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Categories:
laxatives, science fiction,
Form:
Acrostic
Candy Snatcher
You thought you were being so clever Bobby
Sneaking my Halloween stash while I was asleep
But I heard you quietly rattling my candies
Being so entranced, you did not see me peep
After last years...
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Categories:
laxatives, brother, humor,
Form:
Rhyme