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No Need For Dulcolax

Head for the washroom about a thousand time a year About average I assume never need laxatives for my rear In fact, sometimes run A minute later I'm done Whew! My face is beaming from rear to ear

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Date: 11/10/2017 8:39:00 AM
You are a very lucky guy//Really makes me sigh//Without being discreet//I'm more "concrete"//but I try and try and try. BEAM ON "JIM BEAM" ELLISON!!!
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Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 11/10/2017 9:17:00 AM
gives new meaning to my daily "workout";-) You is at the top of your game today amigo. Many fine chuckles - thanks a pile!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/10/2017 8:44:00 AM
Then maybe Dulcolax is the answer!!!! Let me know how that WORKS OU!!! lol
Date: 11/10/2017 7:50:00 AM
HA HA! From rear to ear, now that is hilarious my friend! You have surely made me laugh and smile with this funny poem here this morning! Thank you for submitting this little ditty, so filled with illustrious awe that I'm filled with enthrallment! Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/10/2017 8:04:00 AM
Your welcome friend... it's why I'm here!!! Have a sensational day!!! CHEERS!

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