Best Laxatives Poems

These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for...

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Our religious institutions 
Are now filled with spiritual prostitution
Worshiping dollar bills
Instead of the one whose blood spilled.
Preachers administer biblical laxatives
Making many thin
Where is the Holy...

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A long those dark, dank corridors underneath the earth, an anomaly is growing.

N ebulous in it's beginnings, an as yet unknown species prepares to arise
E...

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Not sure if this would be consider taboo
To even mention the view
Did I just hear her say the word touche 
When the doctor proceeded to...

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POOP - TALE : for contest

No embarrassment , everyone poops
So relaxed is the feel after all 's out
No gold and riches can ever buy such...

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My son is getting older, and he just went back to College, the other day.
But he had enjoyed the summer, by adding a new game...

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Seeking redemption is seen as the reason for sweet adjectives
prone to behavioral constipation, refusing the laxatives
Sincere actions of love so pregnant
may also give images so...

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Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives...

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And 
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???
The pity…
I can’t stand the pity in your beautiful eyes.

If I could tear out my heart
I’d hold my hand...

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Christmas Day has arrived; the thought fills me with such dread
For over twenty years they’ve come to me; it's doing in my head!

I get up...

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Creationist scientists who dig
with astro-paleontologists
As they seek the bones
Of australepithecus

Foretold in the Book of Leviticus
& the Dead Sea Scrolls
Sounded by the deadly tolls
From the bells

Harbored...

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You thought you were being so clever Bobby
Sneaking my Halloween stash while I was asleep 
But I heard you quietly rattling my candies 
Being so...

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Hey you! 
Yeah, you. 
Know what I plan to do?  
I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield 
And Krazy Glue your wipers in place....

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Detrimentally captive,
 wrapped in tinsel, hung from the beams and force fed laxatives, 
the obscene dream of relapsin, 
relinquished orgasmic compatriots glancing over their shoulders...

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‘ Argumentative ’   25th   Senryu 



        Argumentative …
… Just Like Being Derisive
  ...

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