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Best Laxatives Poems


These Damn Laxatives.
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I...

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Categories: laxatives, funny
Form: Rhyme

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