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Florida Man 3

A Florida man bought a stool. The seat? A bit hard on the jewels… Now he takes pills to soften, and he sits there less often; this Florida man is no fool!
---------- Actual headline: "Florida Man Thought He Stole Opioids, Got Laxatives Instead" Obviously, a stretch here... :-)

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Date: 4/9/2022 11:32:00 PM
Streeeeeeeeeeetch ... POP!
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Date: 4/9/2022 6:32:00 PM
LOL!
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Date: 4/9/2022 5:42:00 PM
Hmmm...can't help but wonder exactly what sort of pills these are that soften the jewels. A metaphor??? I need some enlightenment on this one, Jeff. I'm probably reading more into it than you intended, eh?
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 4/9/2022 5:46:00 PM
the stool hurt his jewels, so he bought a stool softener, lol, much license here from the original headline

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