Keith Poems - Poems about Keith

...Sounds like a tale but it's all true as two boys are involved. Our class had a boy who was new, a problem had evolved. Both our first name was, Will-i-am so our teacher said this, ......Read More

...His cheeks had bloomed up and over his chair His mouth was extraordinarily large now, his face looked like a bear Let me guess, toothache? I asked, recognizing the signs as my own. His tongue was ......Read More

...If only, if only I could catch the cooties from you, please, give me the cooties, I heard, they can cure the blues, sometimes Give them to me, so they'll be mines The cooties aren't so scary, when ......Read More

...There once was a man named Keith with perfect lingo ‘Till an unassuming stranger changed his name to Dingo It blew my mind It’s so unkind To fabricate, that he’s an ape, with me she scores no bin......Read More

...Weren’t they old belly dancers? Asked my crass cousin. They are cheap too, cheaper than a baker’s dozen. I did not like the way she spoke of the queens of the shrooms. I had encouraged them to mov......Read More

...There is a large cattle property in the Northern Territory of Australia where the bores are named after Famous cricketers and that prompted this piece. Northern Ter......Read More

...People say I kind of look like Jim He is heavy and I am kind of slim So, no-no, no-no... No-no, no-no I don't look like him People say I kind of look like Matt I've put on weight but I'm......Read More

...To My Wonderful Sons Life is not perfect, and most of the time it's unfair, but the days I had my boys, I had not another care. I loved them from the beginning and I wanted them to love me too, ......Read More

...Gilbert Keith Chesterton writer poet sadly long gone Stories&also verse comique still popular & still unique......Read More

...Anti-Poem — “The Membrane Electric” (Poet’s Instruction: Play “Two Thousand Light Years From Home” by The Rolling Stones, while reading this anti-Poem) susie and billy tripping into arterial lo......Read More

...Returning home from a distant flight, I was greatly moved by a conversation with a gentleman with whom I shared a seat. His name was Sitruc, and he gladly engaged me with a delightful story ......Read More

...Keith brought his dog to the party. He was tired of choosing women to like. He was the worst judge of them. His two ex-wives were proof of that. Pug ran up to Ella and put his head on her knee. ......Read More

...Watching a film I see a face I recognise But cannot remember his name, which is no surprise. I ask my wife ‘hey who is this guy, what’s his name? Before we both go back and forth, playing this pec......Read More

...You would be great! You are a natural the boss told Keith. He was suspicious. Would I have to wear a costume or a wreath? Nothing like that, his happy co-workers assured him. He saw a bit of a smi......Read More

...Outside a butcher shop in London Town I met an old girlfriend and she made me frown ‘I remember boyfriends,’ she liked to acknowledge ‘By naming them all after all kinds of sausage.’ The first ......Read More