Keith Poems - Poems about Keith

...This is not for any contest especially since I like better versions than the one sung by Glenn Hughes which is not much to my liking. Furthermore, this is more in the region of commenting on the son......Read the rest...

...Everybody spoke from town to town That he had the greatest smile hands down Till his big brother Keith Knocked out all his front teeth Now he greets all in town with a frown......Read the rest...

...A young newlywed colleen from Clones* Surprised her husband with freshly baked scones. Said the hubby, named Keith, "Dear, I don't mean to beef, But my teeth are more suited to biscuits than ston......Read the rest...

..."Of all those things you used to do" my heart will not go through again Love is lost no more flame is felt your heart brittle from it's coldness All the cute nicknames stay the same "Of all......Read the rest...

...I know I’m right So I’m keepin’ calm I’ll bide my time ‘Til I drop the bomb My flamethrower Is almost charged Into the room of your thought I will barge Why should I get angry, Wh......Read the rest...

...Sounds like a tale but it's all true as two boys are involved. Our class had a boy who was new, a problem had evolved. Both our first name was, Will-i-am so our teacher said this, ......Read the rest...

...His cheeks had bloomed up and over his chair His mouth was extraordinarily large now, his face looked like a bear Let me guess, toothache? I asked, recognizing the signs as my own. His tongue was ......Read the rest...

...If only, if only I could catch the cooties from you, please, give me the cooties, I heard, they can cure the blues, sometimes Give them to me, so they'll be mines The cooties aren't so scary, when ......Read the rest...

...There once was a man named Keith with perfect lingo ‘Till an unassuming stranger changed his name to Dingo It blew my mind It’s so unkind To fabricate, that he’s an ape, with me she scores no bin......Read the rest...

...Weren’t they old belly dancers? Asked my crass cousin. They are cheap too, cheaper than a baker’s dozen. I did not like the way she spoke of the queens of the shrooms. I had encouraged them to mov......Read the rest...

...There is a large cattle property in the Northern Territory of Australia where the bores are named after Famous cricketers and that prompted this piece. Northern Ter......Read the rest...

...People say I kind of look like Jim He is heavy and I am kind of slim So, no-no, no-no... No-no, no-no I don't look like him People say I kind of look like Matt I've put on weight but I'm......Read the rest...

...To My Wonderful Sons Life is not perfect, and most of the time it's unfair, but the days I had my boys, I had not another care. I loved them from the beginning and I wanted them to love me too, ......Read the rest...

...Gilbert Keith Chesterton writer poet sadly long gone Stories&also verse comique still popular & still unique......Read the rest...

...Anti-Poem — “The Membrane Electric” (Poet’s Instruction: Play “Two Thousand Light Years From Home” by The Rolling Stones, while reading this anti-Poem) susie and billy tripping into arterial lo......Read the rest...