Keith Urban In Publix

They met on a Monday She said her hair was a mess. Or was it a Tuesday? She had just come from the gym. It was the ice cream section On aisle number 5. Oh wait, it was aisle 3. I remember she said the tuna - was buy 1 get one free. She noticed his hair Then well, maybe his rump. It could only be him Making her heart go thump thump She quick put on lipstick And ran her hand through her hair She was ready for the big hello But could only stand there and stare Keith Urban in Publix? In little ole DeLand She had to be seeing things She had left her glasses on the nightstand She heard him ask where he could find beer She quick grabbed his hand to show him Because she was from here. They left aisle 3 Past the salmon and soup They walked hand in hand Basically making a big loop. Now back where they started She said oh silly me The beer is right here Right here on Aisle 3 Keith Urban thanked her And asked her name She said I’m Barbara C. But you can call me babe. This is the untrue story Of how Keith and Barb met There no harm in a story Hey its just between friends.