Hiya, howdy, hey, and hello.
Juggle jams and jiggle jello.
Jumping joyfully, and jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley.
Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rollicking and rowdy romping,
bouncing, bubbly butterscotch,
hilarious, howling, hot hopscotch.
Lofty leaping, crazy creeping,
slipping, sliding, squawking, squeaking,
Care for cookies, candies, or cakes?
Such silly sounds, for heaven's sakes.
Categories:
jiggle, food, fun, nursery rhyme,
Form: Alliteration
Jiggling as easy as green Jell-O,
Wiggling in front of a hardy fellow,
I am wearing my fancy pants all yellow.
Dancing my way toward calm and mellow.
Transported to another better place
I shoot myself as a rocket into outer space
If you are coming, please pick up the pace
If not, you, I might have to replace.
Mother nature teleports me into a tree.
I sit looking down on your friend and thee.
You say there is nothing happening, but wait. Wheel!
You seem to like her much better than me!
I am glad to see a new perspective today.
I am now going to disappear, going away.
It should not make you sad or feel gray.
This gives you an opportunity to play.
Jiggling and wiggling my way to the truth
Was better for you and your new friend Ruth.
It was better for me; I guess I’ll have some Vermouth
This opens my eyes; I feel I am a say-sooth.
Let’s both be true, and call it like it is.
What we had is over, gone up in fizz.
Now you are happy, and so am I.
No one is to blame and this is good-bye.
Categories:
jiggle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Working with trainer Pauhura Muruh
He developed the "Stirru Pomb"
and the "Thrips Massa" and
"Bassa Moto's Booby trap"
He'll make chicken wing , bending
Both knees with his shinlach.
A waistlach; roll into pinning
Position.A "Tashiaz Bow"
Rendition of a surfboard.
Massiro Missurira the
Brazilian Judo champion.
4 # ground pork
1/4 cup of green bell peppers
4 T minced garlic
1/3 c chopped onion
1/4 c shredded cucumber
3 tablespoons cayenne pepper
4 tablespoons of cultured buttermilk
1/4 cup of breadcrumbs
3 tablespoons of sesame seed oil
1/3 cup of sundried tomato
Salt or soy sauce
2 tablespoons of fennal seeds
Fry up one check seasoning.
MAke burgers and enjoy.
He made these burgers when the promoters
Gave me 40 days to slimdown. I ate them
With habashii thousand island sauce
On toasted kosher rolls. He will pay
In every match for betrayal!
Categories:
jiggle, adventure, betrayal, body, business,
Form: Free verse
Jiggle
I’ve noticed something yesterday
While walking with some speed
I felt a jiggle in my sides
And in my thighs, indeed!
And as I wanted to make sure
I tugged some at my dress
I felt the tightness right away
And this forced me to confess
The pizzas, ice-cream, and the cake
The wine, the Chinese food
Temptation had the upper hand
It all tasted so good
And now the pounds were on my hips
I have a rounder face
A derrière with much more bounce
How is this disgrace?
If every jiggle made a sound
How lovely that would be
I’d walk around and entertain
And I’d do it all for free.
Wendy Nipas
Categories:
jiggle, food, wine,
Form: Rhyme
I LOOKED AT HER
IN THEM TIGHT FITTEN' JEANS
LIKE WHAT I SAW
SHE WANTED TO BE SEEN
SUMBODY KNEADIN LOVE
WOULD CURSE OR SNEAR
TURN ROUND TO WATCH HER
AND COMPLIMENT FROM THE REAR
THEY MY SONG IS DIVISIVE
SUM SAY IT'S DEFINED
IT CROSSES BOUNEDRIES
YET STAY'S WITHIN THE LINES
HOW CAN I WONDER
TO WORDS THEN
SHOULD SPEAK
HOT UNDER THE COLLAR
WORDS CAUSES HEAT
JINGLE DEZ BABY
WALK, DO YO THANG
BABY SWITCH LIKE YOU MEAN-IT
JUST DO THE THANG
POSE FOR THE CAMERA
STOP AND WHISPER
DINNER AND SUM LOVING
SUM THANG TO TALK BOUT
TOMMORROW
Categories:
jiggle, music,
Form: Classicism
Santa Claus took from the NON-for Profit
" people who wish to marry fund"
to support his gift giving campgain.
Santa who doesn't eat Venision
heard that the "rights of Modern Men"
were sponsoring a Four Meat supper
to raise money for the
" People who wish to marry fund"
he asked one question, " are they serving Venision?"
the fella said yeah, and taters and yams, and those
sweet, sweet taters. " Oh yeah said Santa,
them po' (Bleeps) gonna learn. "Bife for the We-if"
"not sear the deer". "Things their mothers have done, don't they
know better" " "They have a treasurer who drinks don't they"
"the fella said they sure do boss!" "they sure do!" Santa told him
that summa (beep) is gonna look foolish when
he finds the gift I'm leaving him"
then he got on his sleigh and flow away.
when he returned,(two days later)
he just smiled and said "Christmas is saved!"
and everyone went back to work cheering for Ole Santa!
When asked, "what did you leave the fella for Christmas?"
He told him, " I left the (beep) absolutely nothing"
"I farted in his face when I walked by him sleeping"
Categories:
jiggle, music, myth, science fiction,
Form: Epic
My uncle was blessed with a belly
And like Santa, it jiggled like jelly
When he yelled, it so shook
That it echoed and took ...
All day to know just what the hell he ... hell he ... hell he ... wanted!
Categories:
jiggle, funny, light, word play,
Form: Limerick
Mr. Jiggle
There was a gourd named Mr. Jiggle
All he could do was wiggle
Every time he bounced
He gained an ounce
So every time he jiggled
I giggled
Mocksy
(5th grade)
Categories:
jiggle, childhood, time, , 5th
Form: Rhyme