Jello Poems - Poems about Jello

Jelly Roll

Jelly roll

Watch em fall
Sadness of a lost season 
No time to reach out and touch a life or a song

Jelly roll
Theres so much a child in you
Things we talk about appear nothing extreme
But although  my mind always wants it all
A hang glide in the sky won't happen today
Ill tell you what I hate
You can

Juggle Jams and Jiggle Jello

Hiya, howdy, hey, and hello.
Juggle jams and jiggle jello.
Jumping joyfully, and jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley.

Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rollicking and rowdy romping,
bouncing, bubbly butterscotch,
hilarious, howling, hot hopscotch.  

Lofty leaping, crazy creeping,
slipping, sliding, squawking, squeaking,
Care for cookies, candies, or cakes?
Such silly sounds, for heaven's sakes.

mamas green jello

When mama made her famous green Jello dessert
We knew something big was about to happen to our family.
Sometimes it was company like Great-Grandma’s sister, Gert.
Other times it meant we were getting another baby.

Tonight we walked in and saw it and I saw Daddy look tough.
He probably is tired of children, sixteen is probably enough.
It’s not

JELLO SHOT

This man assumed he was hot
After swallowing a strong Jello shot
His head starts to spin
And he ran like the wind
Until he fell in a parking lot

Jello Love

White puffs of goodness.
Whip cream in love with jello.
Cold, jiggling flavor, 
Topped with foaming nothingness,
Yielding to gel's surrender.

Jello

Jello is a mellow way of filling up a tub
A smashing way of chilling up an ordinary scrub
The jello is a fellow’s way of doing something new
A rock and roll adventure in a musical revue

I chose to pose in jello when I thought that it was keen
To render my devotion to the swinging singles scene
I

As Scary As Jello

I remember well when I’d had enough
Used to scream a lot, I thought I was tough
   But now that I have mellowed
   I’m as scary as jello
With the bark and the bite of a creampuff

Jello Shots

A man swallowed Jello shots
Then fell on some cooking pots
He was burnt and scolded
He fell against the wall
Looked like he was doing some squats

Jello

JELLO

I hate jello because it is a food
once in your mouth it wiggles moves
reminds me of what worms must feel like to eat
grosses me out for the life of me

Who had such a fantasy
to make some squishy protein
From animal parts most disgusting
Food served in hospitals observably 

Jellied cranberries a similar food
Would rather have cranberry juice
And

No Dessert With a Broken Wrist

I can’t believe today that I broke my wrist!
And I can’t push the button for the cream that’s whipped
How am I to eat an ice cream sundae?
Without that white topping that brings it thunder
And what am I to do when I want some jello?
Cause on top of that dessert whip cream is stellar
Oh woe is

Jiggled Like Jello

There once was this fellow quite mellow
When he sat on a chair he jiggled like jello
Loved to indulge
Caused a big bulge
Round the middle of this real mellow fellow

Mom Jello Rules

Green Jello with cottage cheese
Days of my youth
Unwritten law it has to be green
Or you cannot add the cottage cheese
Mom’s rule

Red Jello with bananas
Days of my youth
Unwritten law it has to be red
Or you cannot add the banana circles
Mom’s rule

Orange Jello with shredded carrots
Days of my youth
Unwritten law it has to be orange
Or you cannot

Jello Days

Jello days
Under unsure clouds.
Maybe a drop drops.
People ruin you and make you melt.
I am half machine and half soft warm things that leak.
Never mind cynicism and doubt.
Get real, y'all.
Someone is serving jello.

Jello

J-Jiggly
E-efficient
L-likeable
L-luscious
O- often eaten

Eating Jello With Crazy Cat Lady

She is the eclectic cat lady
Pretty in pink wearing a daisy
You be the judge I think she's crazy
Bobby sock chic her scarf's paisley

One big duffle with many cats inside
she will show them off with the utmost pride
In the bag you can hear them collide
Still they never stray far from her side

When the bag opens it's

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