Jeez Poems - Poems about Jeez

... A young woman from Glascow named Myrtle was as strong as the shell of a turtle. Once, when an intruder snuck in, she bare knuckled his glassy chin, then floored him with her ......

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...Drive down a highway and look left or right And I can, for sure, guarantee By the side of the road, resting there in plain sight Will be plenty of garbage to see. Plastic bags strewn around or ......

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...I'm sick and tired of the so-called muses, especially the one who always chooses to make it clear that I don't work hard enough, yet, when I ask for a little help with my stuff, she's alwa......

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...Beeloved? The third date was ok, Humble thought. At least this time Blondebee didn’t look so bored. She was up to her elbows in shopping bags. Humble paid for the dinner and they had a laugh.......

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...Unbeelievable! Humble and Blondebee’s first date didn’t go with a bang. He took her to the Kinema to see ‘Killer Bee’, aw man! I can’t wait to see this film, it looks so cool! It’s about an a......

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...I can't believe I thought that. Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat. I mean it just came out of nowhere Waiting by, minding my own business then boom! I swear. Jeez, I hope no o......

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... Let me put it in Quotation marks!!! This is not for the faint of heart A world full of fakes and farce Always on opposing sides many remain apart Meanwhile the news is sad still breaking hearts......

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...It’s Sunday afternoon and several of us, Leong, Sunny, Anna, Lisa and her new BF Dave (well, he isn’t ‘new,’ he’s 26) and I are watching an NFL football game. The Eagles vs the Jets. There’s a pla......

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...("Eye of God", 2018, original encaustic) You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover You can’t judge a book by its cover Or then again maybe you can Covers show us what the authors want us to ......

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...I first ordered French Onion Soup while dating a new girl I’d met I did this to seem worldly-wise; This is something I wouldn’t advise; It’s a soup that plays hard to get! It arrived and threw......

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...There's a certain time of day tho' unwelcome, it never goes away 'Cos I swear there are bosses with a secret device who put the hands of the company clock on ice And I've met more......

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...newly deceased ghost lit his own caustic farts wearing aluminum kitty cat ears with red jeweled hearts our resident wild man Count Dracula laughed as wisconsin cheese's weird math wizard graphed ......

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...Oh no! Not another poem about God...jeez! Can't we leave God out of some things... I mean, Putin likes to do it. Obama-Pelosi-Clinton-Biden always do it. The Devil seems locked in, obsessed with......

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...Please, your journeys suspend in winter Death's Cold on The Body A Printer. Correct! To Death speedily freeze, Not salubrious Winter's chilly breeze. This you tell Your Dearest Jacinta, I co......

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... I “What in carnation is this?”, A July sun breaks my winter sleep, and ghosts in the fog my only peace. This early morning hoar chills the flesh and marrow, an......

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