Jeez Poems - Poems about Jeez

...I can't believe I thought that. Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat. I mean it just came out of nowhere Waiting by, minding my own business then boom! I swear. Jeez, I hope no o......Read the rest...

... Let me put it in Quotation marks!!! This is not for the faint of heart A world full of fakes and farce Always on opposing sides many remain apart Meanwhile the news is sad still breaking hearts......Read the rest...

...It’s Sunday afternoon and several of us, Leong, Sunny, Anna, Lisa and her new BF Dave (well, he isn’t ‘new,’ he’s 26) and I are watching an NFL football game. The Eagles vs the Jets. There’s a pla......Read the rest...

...("Eye of God", 2018, original encaustic) You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover You can’t judge a book by its cover Or then again maybe you can Covers show us what the authors want us to ......Read the rest...

...I first ordered French Onion Soup while dating a new girl I’d met I did this to seem worldly-wise; This is something I wouldn’t advise; It’s a soup that plays hard to get! It arrived and threw......Read the rest...

...There's a certain time of day tho' unwelcome, it never goes away 'Cos I swear there are bosses with a secret device who put the hands of the company clock on ice And I've met more......Read the rest...

...newly deceased ghost lit his own caustic farts wearing aluminum kitty cat ears with red jeweled hearts our resident wild man Count Dracula laughed as wisconsin cheese's weird math wizard graphed ......Read the rest...

...Oh no! Not another poem about God...jeez! Can't we leave God out of some things... I mean, Putin likes to do it. Obama-Pelosi-Clinton-Biden always do it. The Devil seems locked in, obsessed with......Read the rest...

...Please, your journeys suspend in winter Death's Cold on The Body A Printer. Correct! To Death speedily freeze, Not salubrious Winter's chilly breeze. This you tell Your Dearest Jacinta, I co......Read the rest...

... Johnny and Amber To get my mind off war and inflation I’ve watched the trial for defamation. After the shameless turd that scorned Amber Heard should be on trial for defeca......Read the rest...

... I “What in carnation is this?”, A July sun breaks my winter sleep, and ghosts in the fog my only peace. This early morning hoar chills the flesh and marrow, an......Read the rest...

...yeah, right ... do you really think I believe that? that I'll swallow that pill? look at the damn lines on this brow ... do you think they were etched by happenstance?? not even CLOSE, sweethea......Read the rest...

...Shouldn’t I assert A Maverick of a Woman? From behind surrendering a man, With a pistol purse prodding his back And a warning not to look back. Soon her determined fingers in his right pocke......Read the rest...

...I cannot my body release To the least hacking disease For it does spell the end of ease And me drop on Medicine’s knees. I shall pay the asked fixed fee For a winter’s furnace-hot tea While Gov......Read the rest...

...Achieve greatness by running a race. Break sound barriers- just go to outer space! Climb a mountain to get a good workout. Deliver a speech- you'll probably have to shout... Earn some money b......Read the rest...