Farty Party

newly deceased ghost lit his own caustic farts wearing aluminum kitty cat ears with red jeweled hearts our resident wild man Count Dracula laughed as wisconsin cheese's weird math wizard graphed gram’s annual preteen sunday school halloween party was sailing with forthright butt-clenching gasses so farty too many lima beans hidden under collard greens fed to disguised beauty queens embarrassed guests stood with their backs to the wall scurrying titmouse squeaked displeasure to all too much cutting of the cheese a close by witch yelled out “jeez!” Who made these canapes? Yelled three disgruntled apes bathroom was occupied all night and the living room never smelled right next year we will serve deer and a whole lot less beer beat cop heard what was said he came around, Captain Fred he arrested two who were dragg’n passed out as he pushed them into paddy wagon was one of those moments of gas that we all wished would soon pass.