French Onion Soup

I first ordered French Onion Soup
while dating a new girl I’d met
I did this to seem worldly-wise;
This is something I wouldn’t advise;
It’s a soup that plays hard to get!

It arrived and threw me a loop;
For a start, it’s covered in bread
sealed with some hot molten cheese.
I stared long and thought, holy-jeez
then picked up a spoon with some dread.

I felt like a big nincompoop;
I stabbed at the cheese, on it’s raft
which made its escape from the bowl;
flew totally out of control
like some sort of alien craft.

I honestly tried to regroup
with the girl, with cheese on her lap
who, by then, was sobbing away;
I said, “Would you like some sorbet?”
She quietly called me a sap!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023


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Date: 9/2/2023 5:43:00 AM
Terry, I love the visuals created here with your culinary romp!! I truly gave me a chuckle this morning!!! Good one, Happy Saturday!
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Terry Miller
Date: 9/12/2023 1:56:00 AM
Thank you Mike
Date: 9/1/2023 4:27:00 PM
Haha. Great humor. I never hear of this soup. I would probably only eat the cheese bread
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Terry Miller
Date: 9/12/2023 1:57:00 AM
Thank you Andrea
Date: 8/31/2023 1:42:00 AM
How creative is this! Fun read and i love the line “ its a soup that plays hard to get” made me smile! So good! The flow and how you’ve done the storytelling is so very profound: enjoyed reading this
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Terry Miller
Date: 9/1/2023 3:42:00 AM
Thank you so much
Date: 8/29/2023 1:43:00 PM
A creative/fun ~ write/story. I enjoyed reading it. French Onion Soup can be a problem to eat but it is sooooo good. I also wrote on this one. Have a great day eating your French Onion Soup.............
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Terry Miller
Date: 9/1/2023 3:42:00 AM
Thank you so much Paula
Date: 8/25/2023 10:46:00 AM
I don't blame you one slightest bit, if the bread was that hard you had to stab it, although I'm a huge French soup fan! Humor with and a great save in the end. Now that's "poetry soup" ! Love it. ~I Am Anaya
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Terry Miller
Date: 8/28/2023 3:31:00 AM
Thank you so much
Date: 8/25/2023 9:28:00 AM
Loved it Terry. I am sure I saw that cheese coated bread go flying into her lap !! ( I still like French onion soup) But request they serve the bread over on the side. (that way it cant go for a slide). Your poem really made me laugh. Enjoyed I have read so many great "soup poems" but yours is a definite contender. Well done.
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Date: 8/28/2023 3:31:00 AM
Thank you SV, now and then I turn to humour in my poems.
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