Short Jeez Poems

another language
another culture
different syllables
it is like mating lion and dog
haiku senryu tanka jeez
only we can do that
forgive us please...

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The phenomenon known as a sneeze
Hits with major velocity. Jeez!
What a mess might ensue
If you heard an “A-choo!”
From the guy on the flying trapeze.

For The Sneezing Limerick Poetry Contest
hosted by ~Gwendolen~...

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Jeez - how much mess can a
jovial toddler make!
Jello is smeared on his
jubilant face, and grape
juice drips from the highchair!
Just like his daddy, his
jaded granny recalls!



Checked with how many syllables
J Pleiades Contest
Sponsored by Kim Merryman

03~04~17...

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Lavish sauce béarnaise on my pancakes please
I said this diplomatically with ease.
I will readily pay all additional fees.
A corpulent chef ran out and yelled “Jeez!”

Will ruin my food, he coughed with a wheeze.
The customer is right, I said in a tease.
No please not that! He fell on his knees
I said “okay” in answer to his heartfelt pleas....

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Oh no! Not another poem about God...jeez!
Can't we leave God out of some things...
I mean, Putin likes to do it.
Obama-Pelosi-Clinton-Biden
always do it. The Devil seems locked
in, obsessed with the subject~ cannot
poetry be a place of sanctuary? I will
write of something more interesting...
let me see: hmm...perhaps...no that 
won't do...then maybe...I'll get back
to you....

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Five years ago I walked through those gates
My stomach felt as if I was about to break 
Little did I know that I'd never want to go
But here I am crying on this very special day 
The people I've encountered are engraved for a lifetime
Some may differ and say they'll soon leave my mind 
The laughter and games, I'll forever appreciate
Jeez, I wanna stop crying it's Graduation day!...

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judges asked me what is a meter
well it is three feet three inches and change
jesus where is he from arent  you ashamed to call you a poet
what is a foot
foot is you know one we walk with or twelve inches
jeez how can we help him the lady seemed very kind
what is iambic foot
i was kind of irritated and blurted out
bla BLA
he passed they shouted and seemed keen
on "passing" me away...

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who is alexander the great....
i dont know, never taught
he is a great war hero...
what is war ?
jeez these kids ,well who is god...
you are the god
blasphemy...
what is blasphemy
well, what are you..
filled with love
where is god...
every where
WE ARE BEING EDUCATED NOW
what is happiness..
what we are
well you failed the test...
what is a test/
what is failing
SEE WE ARE GROWING IN EDUCATION...

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Never get to close to me 

that's how its suppose to be

when I do we will be toasting to this life one day overseas

I wish all these haters will get over me

I guess I am lucky like a four leaf clover "jeez"

trying to catch some ZzZz's 

but never RIP

gotta toss and turn

let the bud burn THC

as we search for the fountain of youth throughout this whole earth

there has to be truth to death or there would be no birth....

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I cannot my body release
To the least hacking disease
For it does spell the end of ease
And me drop on Medicine’s knees.
I shall pay the asked fixed fee
For a winter’s furnace-hot tea
While Government should plant the tall trees
Against our harsh cold breeze…

Men cardigans wear against The Jeez!
We eerily shout as we freeze
I to be not in-the-fridge cheese
Or like the Awfully Chesty wheeze;
To prompt prevention, sticking
Against the time bomb ticking!...

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