Jeez Louise

Jeez Louise
You’ve got knobbly knees
And the dust in your hair is making me sneeze.

But your mood is mellow
And your teeth are quite yellow 
Oh and I note your wrinkly skin’s sallow.

And your breath could peel paint 
It’s making me faint
Fighting the nausea requires self-constraint.

You’re like the smell of bad cheese 
Floating in on the breeze
So all I can say is “jeez Louise.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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