Isle Of Man Poems - Poems about Isle Of Man

A young lady from the Isle of man Writes limericks fresh from the pan Queen of poetry Soup She shares her poop Watching the s..t hit the fan. Your Blogs. Dear Jan, place your Blog in...Read the rest...

On the first day of Nollick my true love gave to me A Manx cat but there’s no tail to see On the second day of Nollick my true love gave to me Two kipper baps, and a...Read the rest...

Jan Allyson lives on The Isle of Man Where “today” has yet to catch up Watched a documentary on TV recently What a charming wee isle it tis “Yesterday” is everywhere you look In this fast paced life of today Jan...Read the rest...

A lady with a weak bladder* Thought nothing could make her madder But Heaven knows Her pantyhose Revealed a soaking-wet ladder! *Weight gain stretches bladder muscle causing leakage. The French strengthen bladder muscle by blowing up balloons. ...Read the rest...

I feel so proud when I see our national flag raised and sing our Anthem ‘Oh land of our birth’ This island is not the place where I was born but there’s no place on earth I’d rather...Read the rest...

There are 84,287 people on The Isle of Man There is only one poet on Soup who lives on this Isle of Man Her name is JAN famous in her own right Her new name shall be:...Read the rest...

Isle Of Man I-Interesting S-Sight L-Land E-Exquisite O-Of F-Families M-Many A-Arrived N-Naturally...Read the rest...

It was a windy day on the Isle of Man (I guess I shouldn’t eat fried beans for tea) My hubby said ‘Just stop farting Jan’ Please fit a cork where no one can see! So a cork got...Read the rest...

All my life I’ve had this plan, to settle in the Isle of Man I tried to swim like all good sports, but three miles out I lost my shorts Floating, lost among the driftwood, the sad...Read the rest...

A flatulent lady named Jan When she farts folk reach for a fan That rank onion smell It comes straight from hell She sure is a windy woman! I had onion bhaji’s for tea With my tum they did disagree I keep...Read the rest...

by Robert (Bob) Moore © 2015 I loved to go camping in the Isle of Man, Steam Packet leaving Liverpool at 12 am arriving at Douglas at 6 in the morning, see the Douglas Horse Drawn Tram,...Read the rest...

'Quocunque Jesseris Stabit' In English this means … 'whichever way I am thrown I will stand Whichever way I am thrown I will stand Our Manx motto I think it’s so grand I’ll not be knocked down Will smile and not...Read the rest...

Such a beautiful morning So quiet and serene Contented and yawning I'm living the dream. I lie back in my deckchair Emitting a contented sigh When landing on my chest from nowhere Came an exquisite...Read the rest...

Travel on our steam railway and step back in time Historic village at Cregneash it really is divine Enjoy traditional Manx seafood the ’Queenies’ are sublime Irish Sea surrounds us with its beautiful coastal paths and craggy cliffs Sandy...Read the rest...

Such a beautiful morning So quiet and serene Contented and yawning I'm living the dream. I lie back in my deckchair Emitting a contented sigh When landing on my chest from nowhere Came an exquisite butterfly. The...Read the rest...