Isle Of Man Poems - Poems about Isle Of Man

A young lady from the Isle of man Writes limericks fresh from the pan Queen of poetry Soup She shares her poop Watching the s..t hit the fan. Your Blogs. Dear Jan, place your Blog in the fire Sit back and watch it burn. You might attract one or two snowflakes But that is of little...

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On the first day of Nollick my true love gave to me A Manx cat but there’s no tail to see On the second day of Nollick my true love gave to me Two kipper baps, and a Manx cat but there’s no tail to see On the third day of Nollick my true love gave to me Three Legs...

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Jan Allyson lives on The Isle of Man Where “today” has yet to catch up Watched a documentary on TV recently What a charming wee isle it tis “Yesterday” is everywhere you look In this fast paced life of today Jan must be aware of how lucky she is To be surrounded by such beauty To wake up each morning To this charming slice...

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A lady with a weak bladder* Thought nothing could make her madder But Heaven knows Her pantyhose Revealed a soaking-wet ladder! *Weight gain stretches bladder muscle causing leakage. The French strengthen bladder muscle by blowing up balloons. The Japanese prefer sitting on a wooden stool and repetitiously lifting their legs level to the floor, but the quickest...

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I feel so proud when I see our national flag raised and sing our Anthem ‘Oh land of our birth’ This island is not the place where I was born but there’s no place on earth I’d rather be with mountains and hills, a patchwork of fields and the ocean which caresses our shores I love eating Manx kippers, see cats...

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There are 84,287 people on The Isle of Man There is only one poet on Soup who lives on this Isle of Man Her name is JAN famous in her own right Her new name shall be: The lone wolf But we still shall call her, JAN...

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Isle Of Man I-Interesting S-Sight L-Land E-Exquisite O-Of F-Families M-Many A-Arrived N-Naturally...

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It was a windy day on the Isle of Man (I guess I shouldn’t eat fried beans for tea) My hubby said ‘Just stop farting Jan’ Please fit a cork where no one can see! So a cork got inserted where the sun don’t shine And we went for a long walk by the sea When a cork whizzed past -...

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All my life I’ve had this plan, to settle in the Isle of Man I tried to swim like all good sports, but three miles out I lost my shorts Floating, lost among the driftwood, the sad remains of shrivelled manhood, I Knew at once what I must do, and raised my game to sea canoe. I stowed three...

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A flatulent lady named Jan When she farts folk reach for a fan That rank onion smell It comes straight from hell She sure is a windy woman! I had onion bhaji’s for tea With my tum they did disagree I keep breaking wind When will it rescind…. You don’t want to stand close to me!!! We went out for an Indian meal last night...

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by Robert (Bob) Moore © 2015 I loved to go camping in the Isle of Man, Steam Packet leaving Liverpool at 12 am arriving at Douglas at 6 in the morning, see the Douglas Horse Drawn Tram, just as the day was dawning coming down the Promenade, as the boat arrived Picking up the people, it was great to...

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'Quocunque Jesseris Stabit' In English this means … 'whichever way I am thrown I will stand Whichever way I am thrown I will stand Our Manx motto I think it’s so grand I’ll not be knocked down Will smile and not frown Issues in my life I’ll simply withstand I’m not Manx that cannot be denied Yet our flag makes my heart fill with...

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Such a beautiful morning So quiet and serene Contented and yawning I'm living the dream. I lie back in my deckchair Emitting a contented sigh When landing on my chest from nowhere Came an exquisite butterfly. The butterfly landed upon my hairy chest I looked at it’s exquisite beauty it really was the best It nestled in quite...

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Travel on our steam railway and step back in time Historic village at Cregneash it really is divine Enjoy traditional Manx seafood the ’Queenies’ are sublime Irish Sea surrounds us with its beautiful coastal paths and craggy cliffs Sandy beaches see sunbathers and swimmers in the sunshine ‘Lady Isabella’ Laxey’s waterwheel leaves you breathless by its size Endless rolling green hills...

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Such a beautiful morning So quiet and serene Contented and yawning I'm living the dream. I lie back in my deckchair Emitting a contented sigh When landing on my chest from nowhere Came an exquisite butterfly. The butterfly landed upon my hairy chest I looked at it’s exquisite beauty it really was the best It nestled in...

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