John Read Poet Limerick

Lady from the Isle of man

A young lady from the Isle of man 
Writes limericks fresh from the pan
Queen of poetry Soup 
She shares her poop 
Watching the s..t hit the fan.


Your  Blogs. 

Dear Jan, place your Blog in the fire 
Sit back and watch it burn. 
You might attract one or two snowflakes 
But that is of little concern. 

Stay calm, stay cool, say nothing 
Let them have their say. 
For in the end like all snowflakes 
They'll gradually just melt away.

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Gershon Wolf November 5, 2024 at 11:32 AM ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! How did 'the Lady Jan' ever get on the Isle of Man?! John Read November 5, 2024 at 11:58 AM Hi Gershon,I wish I knew.

Andrea Dietrich October 27, 2024 at 11:36 AM Good humor here. Snowflakes and all. John Read October 27, 2024 at 11:40 AM Thank you Andrea for your visit and comment.

Jan Allison October 19, 2024 at 9:59 AM lol I love the changes Thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx John Read October 19, 2024 at 10:01 AM Xx

Jan Allison October 17, 2024 at 12:09 PM oh John i am smiling at the limerick and as Queen of Poop I approve lol:-) - Since joining soup in 10 years I've never had a ban and as for the snowflakes on the blogs - yes let them melt away or maybe take a break and give us all a rest:-) hugs Jan xx John Read October 17, 2024 at 12:15 PM If it made you smile then it's been worthwhile. Xx

Beryl Edmonds October 17, 2024 at 11:59 AM An amusing and lovely tribute to Jan from the Isle of Man… Sis Beryl Jan Allison October 17, 2024 at 1:16 PM thanks Beryl:-) you and John should do a book! John Read October 17, 2024 at 12:14 PM Thank you sister Beryl I do love people who have a sense of humour. Xx

Deb M October 17, 2024 at 11:17 AM Haha…That is so funny John and extremely cleverly worded….made me smile! The Queen will be impressed! Debx Jan Allison October 17, 2024 at 1:16 PM thanks Deb the Queen of Poop was very amused:-) hugs Jan xx John Read October 17, 2024 at 12:13 PM Thank you Deb I'm sure she'll be smiling.

Lin Lane October 17, 2024 at 9:50 AM How thoughtful of you to recognize Jan for the woman she truly is. She can write any kind of poetry, but enjoys bathroom humor, and now it's led to her writing a 2nd book. I'm sending you soup mail, John. Jan Allison October 17, 2024 at 1:17 PM thanks Lin and agreed Deb and John, need more humour in our lives full stop:-) hugs Jan xx Deb M October 17, 2024 at 11:18 AM Agreed John! Debx John Read October 17, 2024 at 10:04 AM Hi Lin, we could do with a little bit more humour on here. Xx