Lady from the Isle of man

A young lady from the Isle of man 
Writes limericks fresh from the pan
Queen of poetry Soup 
She shares her poop 
Watching the s..t hit the fan.


Your  Blogs. 

Dear Jan, place your Blog in the fire 
Sit back and watch it burn. 
You might attract one or two snowflakes 
But that is of little concern. 

Stay calm, stay cool, say nothing 
Let them have their say. 
For in the end like all snowflakes 
They'll gradually just melt away.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024



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Date: 11/5/2024 11:32:00 AM
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! How did 'the Lady Jan' ever get on the Isle of Man?!
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John Read
Date: 11/5/2024 11:58:00 AM
Hi Gershon,I wish I knew.
Date: 10/27/2024 11:36:00 AM
Good humor here. Snowflakes and all.
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John Read
Date: 10/27/2024 11:40:00 AM
Thank you Andrea for your visit and comment.
Date: 10/19/2024 9:59:00 AM
lol I love the changes Thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx
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John Read
Date: 10/19/2024 10:01:00 AM
Xx
Date: 10/17/2024 12:09:00 PM
oh John i am smiling at the limerick and as Queen of Poop I approve lol:-) - Since joining soup in 10 years I've never had a ban and as for the snowflakes on the blogs - yes let them melt away or maybe take a break and give us all a rest:-) hugs Jan xx
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John Read
Date: 10/17/2024 12:15:00 PM
If it made you smile then it's been worthwhile. Xx
Date: 10/17/2024 11:59:00 AM
An amusing and lovely tribute to Jan from the Isle of Man… Sis Beryl
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/17/2024 1:16:00 PM
thanks Beryl:-) you and John should do a book!
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John Read
Date: 10/17/2024 12:14:00 PM
Thank you sister Beryl I do love people who have a sense of humour. Xx
Date: 10/17/2024 11:17:00 AM
Haha…That is so funny John and extremely cleverly worded….made me smile! The Queen will be impressed! Debx
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/17/2024 1:16:00 PM
thanks Deb the Queen of Poop was very amused:-) hugs Jan xx
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John Read
Date: 10/17/2024 12:13:00 PM
Thank you Deb I'm sure she'll be smiling.
Date: 10/17/2024 9:50:00 AM
How thoughtful of you to recognize Jan for the woman she truly is. She can write any kind of poetry, but enjoys bathroom humor, and now it's led to her writing a 2nd book. I'm sending you soup mail, John.
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/17/2024 1:17:00 PM
thanks Lin and agreed Deb and John, need more humour in our lives full stop:-) hugs Jan xx
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Deb M
Date: 10/17/2024 11:18:00 AM
Agreed John! Debx
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John Read
Date: 10/17/2024 10:04:00 AM
Hi Lin, we could do with a little bit more humour on here. Xx
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