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A Very Windy Day On the Isle of Man

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A flatulent lady named Jan When she farts folk reach for a fan That rank onion smell It comes straight from hell She sure is a windy woman! I had onion bhaji’s for tea With my tum they did disagree I keep breaking wind When will it rescind…. You don’t want to stand close to me!!! We went out for an Indian meal last night …..I’m nothing if not honest lol 12~15~16

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Jack Horne

Date: 12/23/2016 2:15:00 PM

LOL, love it - the poem, not your farts!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/23/2016 7:01:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) Gee we have storm Barbara raging at the moment now THAT is a powerful wind I could do without ...the name made me laugh as my mum is Barbara lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 12/17/2016 3:46:00 PM

Lol...breaking wind will break us out in laughter...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2016 3:00:00 PM

lol Thanks Joseph I am TRYING not to write poopy poems but this one slipped out lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/16/2016 11:20:00 PM

When in a room full of farts, whats one more? LOL funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2016 1:42:00 PM

ha ha ha:-)I'm just an old fart I guess:-) lol hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/16/2016 8:52:00 PM

Hahaha.... I would ended up hiding haha...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2016 1:41:00 PM

I went to the shops VERY quickly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/16/2016 8:47:00 PM

hahaha. and it's TRUE? You are a GAS!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2016 1:41:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 12/16/2016 7:30:00 AM

The title fooled me, thought you were talking about the weather! I. too, enjoy Indian food on occasion but have never had your reaction to it. Thank you for stopping by to read me. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 12/16/2016 7:51:00 AM

I like to have a little twist in my poems Maurice ... I LOVE Indian food but these bhaji's had an unwanted side effect lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paloma P

Date: 12/16/2016 5:11:00 AM

Lol you've sure got moxie funny lady! :)

Paloma P
Date: 12/16/2016 5:16:00 AM

Means you got big ones babe! ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/16/2016 5:13:00 AM

I'm not familiar with 'moxie' but i hope its good lol:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White

Date: 12/16/2016 1:53:00 AM

Happy I am not living on your island ;p

Jan Allison
Date: 12/16/2016 4:15:00 AM

LOL It is very windy here quite often but that is due to nature and not me eating bhajis lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 12/15/2016 12:13:00 PM

fun

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 1:47:00 PM

:-):-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 12/15/2016 12:10:00 PM

This certainly made me laugh Jan, so they were reaching for the air freshener can.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 1:46:00 PM

LOL just a fun write I made sure i stayed indoors most of today :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/15/2016 11:50:00 AM

Lol! Jan, this is so funny! How did you know that I needed a big dose of laughter? I thoroughly enjoyed this "smelly" piece:-)Alexis

Alexis Y.
Date: 12/15/2016 4:15:00 PM

Lol!Blame it on the neighbors dog then :-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 12:05:00 PM

You wouldn't be smiling if it happened to you Alexis lol wish i had a dog to blame it on:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/15/2016 11:31:00 AM

The opulence of flatulence! Too too funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 12:09:00 PM

Thanks Kim at least I can laugh at myself and make others smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 12/15/2016 11:27:00 AM

My friend, you sure know how to bring the laughter out of me, I laughed so hard at this I almost ...oh wait...never mind. Honesty is the best policy even if it is scented with a little humor. :) This was a blast.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 12:12:00 PM

I wrote the top limerick last week and it was about eggs but after having the bhaji's yesterday I tweaked it a little - glad you had a blast of laughter at my expense:-)hugs Jan xx

Kevin Leake

Date: 12/15/2016 11:25:00 AM

LOL Jan, I can see the funny side to this, enjoyed the meal but !!!!! Best Wishes Kevin

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 1:45:00 PM

LOL Kevin I have to say they were the BEST onion bhaji's I have ever had and they gave me 4 as a starter no wonder I turned into a world champion farter lol:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 12/15/2016 9:11:00 AM

Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it? Brutally honest, Id say:) Great funny limericks, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 10:01:00 AM

Thanks DT ...I can still taste the darn onions even now lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/15/2016 9:01:00 AM

More mukhwas! Yesterday you were looney, today you're smelly, but you're always funny! Yay!!! Huggapoos ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 10:00:00 AM

LOL Thanks John least I'm honest ... we dont have a dog I can blame lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/15/2016 8:47:00 AM

- Strong food in your stomach ..... powerful stormy winds .... blæææ - But I give you a hugs anyway // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/15/2016 8:48:00 AM

aww thanks Anne Lise I might explode if I get hugged too tightly lol:-) hugs Jan xx