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A Very Windy Day On the Isle of Man

A flatulent lady named Jan
When she farts folk reach for a fan
That rank onion smell
It comes straight from hell
She sure is a windy woman!

I had onion bhaji’s for tea
With my tum they did disagree
I keep breaking wind
When will it rescind….
You don’t want to stand close to me!!!

We went out for an Indian meal last night  …..I’m nothing if not honest lol

12~15~16

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Jack Horne December 23, 2016 at 2:15 PM LOL, love it - the poem, not your farts!! Jan Allison December 23, 2016 at 7:01 PM ha ha ha:-) Gee we have storm Barbara raging at the moment now THAT is a powerful wind I could do without ...the name made me laugh as my mum is Barbara lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May December 17, 2016 at 3:46 PM Lol...breaking wind will break us out in laughter... Jan Allison December 18, 2016 at 3:00 PM lol Thanks Joseph I am TRYING not to write poopy poems but this one slipped out lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso December 16, 2016 at 11:20 PM When in a room full of farts, whats one more? LOL funny! Jan Allison December 17, 2016 at 1:42 PM ha ha ha:-)I'm just an old fart I guess:-) lol hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper December 16, 2016 at 8:52 PM Hahaha.... I would ended up hiding haha... Jan Allison December 17, 2016 at 1:41 PM I went to the shops VERY quickly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich December 16, 2016 at 8:47 PM hahaha. and it's TRUE? You are a GAS!! Jan Allison December 17, 2016 at 1:41 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler December 16, 2016 at 7:30 AM The title fooled me, thought you were talking about the weather! I. too, enjoy Indian food on occasion but have never had your reaction to it. Thank you for stopping by to read me. / M Jan Allison December 16, 2016 at 7:51 AM I like to have a little twist in my poems Maurice ... I LOVE Indian food but these bhaji's had an unwanted side effect lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paloma P December 16, 2016 at 5:11 AM Lol you've sure got moxie funny lady! :) Paloma P December 16, 2016 at 5:16 AM Means you got big ones babe! ;) Jan Allison December 16, 2016 at 5:13 AM I'm not familiar with 'moxie' but i hope its good lol:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White December 16, 2016 at 1:53 AM Happy I am not living on your island ;p Jan Allison December 16, 2016 at 4:15 AM LOL It is very windy here quite often but that is due to nature and not me eating bhajis lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith December 15, 2016 at 12:13 PM fun Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 1:47 PM :-):-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett December 15, 2016 at 12:10 PM This certainly made me laugh Jan, so they were reaching for the air freshener can. Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 1:46 PM LOL just a fun write I made sure i stayed indoors most of today :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. December 15, 2016 at 11:50 AM Lol! Jan, this is so funny! How did you know that I needed a big dose of laughter? I thoroughly enjoyed this "smelly" piece:-)Alexis Alexis Y. December 15, 2016 at 4:15 PM Lol!Blame it on the neighbors dog then :-) Alexis Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 12:05 PM You wouldn't be smiling if it happened to you Alexis lol wish i had a dog to blame it on:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2016 at 11:31 AM The opulence of flatulence! Too too funny! Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 12:09 PM Thanks Kim at least I can laugh at myself and make others smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green December 15, 2016 at 11:27 AM My friend, you sure know how to bring the laughter out of me, I laughed so hard at this I almost ...oh wait...never mind. Honesty is the best policy even if it is scented with a little humor. :) This was a blast. Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 12:12 PM I wrote the top limerick last week and it was about eggs but after having the bhaji's yesterday I tweaked it a little - glad you had a blast of laughter at my expense:-)hugs Jan xx

Kevin Leake December 15, 2016 at 11:25 AM LOL Jan, I can see the funny side to this, enjoyed the meal but !!!!! Best Wishes Kevin Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 1:45 PM LOL Kevin I have to say they were the BEST onion bhaji's I have ever had and they gave me 4 as a starter no wonder I turned into a world champion farter lol:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner December 15, 2016 at 9:11 AM Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it? Brutally honest, Id say:) Great funny limericks, Jan:) Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 10:01 AM Thanks DT ...I can still taste the darn onions even now lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats December 15, 2016 at 9:01 AM More mukhwas! Yesterday you were looney, today you're smelly, but you're always funny! Yay!!! Huggapoos ~ j Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 10:00 AM LOL Thanks John least I'm honest ... we dont have a dog I can blame lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen December 15, 2016 at 8:47 AM - Strong food in your stomach ..... powerful stormy winds .... blæææ - But I give you a hugs anyway // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison December 15, 2016 at 8:48 AM aww thanks Anne Lise I might explode if I get hugged too tightly lol:-) hugs Jan xx