Huffy Poems - Poems about Huffy

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...efficient Eddie eliminated evil Edna’s eyeglasses
flustering Frannie Florence, furthering father’s frankness forever
generous Ginnie gave glasses glorious glam, gluing garbage
hallow Hal hinted he...

rabbit attempts to get away

...white bunnies are funny
tails puffy and fluffy
I see bear with thick honey
now he is getting huffy
will he see the bunny?

He sets down the honey
I watch the rabbit try to hop away
will he li...

No More Evil Tude

...Your face is getting red and puffy
While your attitude is huffy
Do not be so mean and rude
You really need to lose the 'tude
Don't be screaming in my face
You just look like a disgrace
Eyes of ...

But Her Roof Is Red

...Ms. Shennanigan has a blue roof! The housing commission said.
They could not believe it, the other mushroom house roofs were red.
We always paint them red, no questions asked said a huffy one.
I t...

Calculating Cat

...We are besieged in our garden
By a calculating Cat
Who’s decided we’re its Humans
And that’s the end of that.
It’s there every morning
Sitting in our Patio chair
And when we go to bed
It’s sti...

Mushroom Villagers Love Me

...Mushroom village in tinsel town
Spins gold from everything that’s brown
I am amazed at the fey who live there
Having so much gold, they have no care.

Why don’t they share? Asks one who rarely d...

Easter Chick Race Today

...Retired Easter chick race is happening again today!
We were all eager to see it, it is fun every single May.
What are they riding? Someone asked, first time at the line.
Miniature stallions, we ca...

Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine ...

Making H Famous

...Haggard honey-loving homies held Hank’s hamhocks hostage 
He hitched his hayrack, having habitual hints hint his huffiness.
Harry harbored horrifically hideous habits, hissing his heebe-jeebies.
H...

Miss Bee Dee and Her Fluffy Tail

...Missy Bee Dee had a tail that would not quit
It was fluffy and full, and it was amazing more than a bit.
She strutted around the yard, showing it off.
Loving it more that it made some people cough...

Nature's Lilypond Walks

...We wander for form, but at a snail's pace
We grasp pure air and feel the hills fully
We find joy walking to our desired place

By gazing, we might parse where fine sprouts face
We wa...

Avoiding the Letter of Reference

...She asks me for a letter of reference.
I cannot write one. I avoid answering.
Three or four times.
She calls me early in the morning at work.
I answer and she yells at me. Where is her letter?
I...

Ice-Cream

...At the end of the victorious war, Willy-nilly   
Against  the  epidemic, a contest was  held  to  crown                
The container delicacy  , most chosen and emptied fully ;     
Imagine  the ...

Robbie the Rhythm Man

...Here comes Robbie the Elf with skills of a nitwit. 
All of the rumors says he is resilient, and never will quit. 
We all call him Robbie the Rhythm Man, this is his nickname
He is reliant, resourc...

Dog Daze Ii: Poems About Dogs

...Dog Daze II: Poems about Dogs

Epitaph for a Lambkin
by Michael R. Burch

for Melody, the prettiest, sweetest and fluffiest dog ever

Now that Melody has been laid to rest
Angels will know wh...

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