Short Huffy Poems

Huffy Puffy had a smoke

Huffy Puffy had to choke

All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men

Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again....

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Davey Crockett
Moved to Texas to fill up his pocket
But how could he know
They would get huffy at the Alamo

1-20-19
Contest: Educate Me With Humor
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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Here lies my dear brother Fred

who passed in the prime of his life.

By huffy old codger shot dead

while shagging the codger’s young wife.



September 17, 2018...

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Feelings straight-laced
upper lip neatly in place

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Frozen and frigid
Reserved,and so rigid

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Haughty and huffy
Pass and stuffy

Emotions unreal,dated surreal...

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Feelings straight-laced
upper lip neatly in place

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Frozen and frigid
Reserved,and so rigid

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Haughty and huffy
Passe and stuffy

Emotions unreal,dated surreal...

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white bunnies are funny
tails puffy and fluffy
I see bear with thick honey
now he is getting huffy
will he see the bunny?

He sets down the honey
I watch the rabbit try to hop away
will he live another day?
Rodents are incredibly funny...

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Crochety,crusty and cross,
ever at a loss;
testy,touchy and huffy,
full of fickle fears,
impulsive teenage years.

Sulky,sullen then glad
faddish,fretful or sad;
tense,dejected and downcast,
each day changing fast.

Like a chameleon cast
by teens that,oh so slowly pass....

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You fill us with life
For the stream of love to flow;
We chase your sweet light
Renouncing the huffy woe.

We  embellish the planet
With our serene art;
The nectar you fill us with
Feeds the thirsty heart.

When you lie concealed 
In dark clouds or in mist;
We turn to each other 
Sharing joys, so blissed....

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A man once found a place which was fluffy
it was also quite soft, although puffy
it had a door in the middle
which was a bit of a riddle 
At his touch it got somewhat huffy

So he touched it again and again
He was told every time “Please come in!” 
(It was said in a tone 
much akin to a moan, 
with a veil of dissemblance quite thin)...

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efficient Eddie eliminated evil Edna’s eyeglasses
flustering Frannie Florence, furthering father’s frankness forever
generous Ginnie gave glasses glorious glam, gluing garbage
hallow Hal hinted heroics, having Henry’s huffy habits
ideas ignited, illuminating idiocy in Illinois, Iowa and Idaho
juicy judgement jockeyed jointly, justifying judicial jury...

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Missy Bee Dee had a tail that would not quit
It was fluffy and full, and it was amazing more than a bit.
She strutted around the yard, showing it off.
Loving it more that it made some people cough.

She was prouder than a peacock about this fine tail.
She loved showing it off to every Tom, Dick and Gale.
But one day two squirrels showed up with tails fuller and more rad.
Irritating her so, she left the yard huffy, jealous and mad....

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Here comes Robbie the Elf with skills of a nitwit. 
All of the rumors says he is resilient, and never will quit. 
We all call him Robbie the Rhythm Man, this is his nickname
He is reliant, resourceful and repetitious in fame.

The reason we all know him, and this is the truth
Is he once out-sang a robin, her name was Sweet Ruth.
The wizards all remember that day, some say overdue.
Sweet Sue got huffy and angry, so this story is true....

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Will you marry me Marion?
Is what you asked me
Even like you said you would
Down on bended knee.

I started crying then
You almost did too
I have never been so happy
My dream is coming true.

I thank you with all my heart
For loving me this much
To want to make me your wife
I can’t tell you how much I am touched.

Either have a wedding or elope
Our decision might make people huffy
It doesn’t matter to me at all
As long as I become Mrs. Duffy....

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Retired Easter chick race is happening again today!
We were all eager to see it, it is fun every single May.
What are they riding? Someone asked, first time at the line.
Miniature stallions, we call them, they run incredibly fine.

The retired Easter chicks are older, and a little huffy.
Some have molted half their feathers, and they act stuffy.
We cheer them on, and they stick out their beaks in a weird way.
Watching this insane race every year truly makes a fantastic Sunday....

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Haggard honey-loving homies held Hank’s hamhocks hostage 
He hitched his hayrack, having habitual hints hint his huffiness.
Harry harbored horrifically hideous habits, hissing his heebe-jeebies.
Hangdog Hilda hesitated, having heard Hale hinting Harry’s holiness.
Huffy hummingbird Helen  hindered Happenstance Hilda’s hayseed habits. 
Himalayan Herbert, hayseed harboring hazardous hags, hid Hilda and Helen.
Hallowed horses having hatpins hissed, having had hobo handy hangers help....

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Ms. Shennanigan has a blue roof! The housing commission said.
They could not believe it, the other mushroom house roofs were red.
We always paint them red, no questions asked said a huffy one.
I think we should allow her to keep the blue, it is kind of fun.

The discussion went on for sixteen days and one night.
Up and down the table they argued, until it was daylight.
Let’s let her keep it eight of the twelve judges finally said. 
Mrs. Shennanigans was now allowed to keep her roof red....

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