Best Huffy Poems
Fickle Fickle- For Every Woman In a Pickle...WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....MEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, MEN, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!)
Fickle fic......
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Categories:
huffy, men,
Form:
Rhyme
Kissed By Katy...Although two other felines enjoyed their lap time
Atop them the dominating Katy would climb
The lap she didn’t want; she sat right on my face
Katy felt this was her right; she had clai......
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Categories:
huffy, cat, pets,
Form:
Sonnet
Fix These Children Please...His stories are out-of-this-world, the teacher says, in a huffy way.
Steven King, I think.
Another teacher slides into an empty seat beside me. “He exaggerates everything.”
Robin Williams I think.......
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Categories:
huffy, humorous, philosophy,
Form:
Light Verse
Fickle, Fickle, For Every Woman That's Put In a Pickle...WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....FAITHFUL MEN! ;)
(THIS IS FOR FUN, MEN, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!......
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Categories:
huffy, humorous, men,
Form:
Couplet
A Dream With Dragon...I had a Dream with Dragon in it, yes, just this morning, yes, today!
And the Dreams that linger, that I recall, are usually bad, I’m wont to say…
Haven't seen 'Day of The Trifids' in years. What I w......
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Categories:
huffy, adventure, dream, fun, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Fickle Fickle - For Every Man In a Pickle...WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....WOMEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, GIRLS, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!)
Fick......
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Categories:
huffy, humor, women,
Form:
Humpty Dumpty Smoked Out...Huffy Puffy had a smoke
Huffy Puffy had to choke
All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again.......
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Categories:
huffy, funny, health
Form:
Clerihew
Terrible Teens...Crochety,crusty and cross,
ever at a loss;
testy,touchy and huffy,
full of fickle fears,
impulsive teenage years.
Sulky,sullen then glad
faddish,fretful or sad;
tense,dejected and downcast,
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Categories:
huffy, teen,
Form:
Alliteration
Please Play With Me...A man once found a place which was fluffy
it was also quite soft, although puffy
it had a door in the middle
which was a bit of a riddle
At his touch it got somewhat huffy
So he touched it ag......
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Categories:
huffy, mystery,
Form:
Limerick
Abolish Table Manners!!...Who cares about table manners? Why do you have to have any?
I think being mannerless makes you a better person than many.
Why can’t you hold your fork in the other hand?
And bang your spoon on the......
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Categories:
huffy, food, funny, introspection, food,
Form:
I Wanna Know 1...I WANNA KNOW
(Children's Rhyme intended for Picture Rhyme Book)
Would the haunted house be creepy if it had no creeps?
Would it be scary without the creaks?
Would clouds stay......
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Categories:
huffy, children, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Feelings...Feelings straight-laced
upper lip neatly in place
Emotions unreal,dated surreal
Frozen and frigid
Reserved,and so rigid
Emotions unreal,dated surreal
Haughty and huffy
Passe and stuffy......
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Categories:
huffy, emotions, life,
Form:
Kyrielle
Masters of Trickery...Masters of Trickery
alien ornithopters filled with pilgrims
gliding in under a full moon
foul smelling unwashed bumbling
hubcap jockeys from artless galaxies
firing bursts of compressed methan......
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Categories:
huffy, how i feel, howl,
Form:
Free verse
R I P...Here lies my dear brother Fred
who passed in the prime of his life.
By huffy old codger shot dead
while shagging the codger’s young wife.
September 17, 2018......
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Categories:
huffy, humorous,
Form:
Epitaph
Charlie's Old Bar...Charlie’s got an old bar outside of town.
It’s pretty seedy and plenty run down.
Characters who don’t lightly suffer fools
go there to drink whisky and to shoot pool.
Some huffy stuffy l......
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Categories:
huffy, appreciation, art, nostalgia, old,
Form:
Rhyme