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Best Huffy Poems


Premium Member Fickle Fickle- For Every Woman In a Pickle
...WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....MEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, MEN, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!)

Fickle fic......

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Categories: huffy, men,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Kissed By Katy
...Although two other felines enjoyed their lap time
Atop them the dominating Katy would climb
The lap she didn’t want; she sat right on my face
Katy felt this was her right; she had clai......

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Categories: huffy, cat, pets,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Fix These Children Please
...His stories are out-of-this-world, the teacher says, in a huffy way.
Steven King, I think.
Another teacher slides into an empty seat beside me. “He exaggerates everything.”
Robin Williams I think.......

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Categories: huffy, humorous, philosophy,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Fickle, Fickle, For Every Woman That's Put In a Pickle
...WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....FAITHFUL MEN! ;) 

(THIS IS FOR FUN, MEN, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!......

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Categories: huffy, humorous, men,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member A Dream With Dragon
...I had a Dream with Dragon in it, yes, just this morning, yes, today!
And the Dreams that linger, that I recall, are usually bad, I’m wont to say… 
Haven't seen 'Day of The Trifids' in years. What I w......

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Categories: huffy, adventure, dream, fun, funny,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Fickle Fickle - For Every Man In a Pickle
...WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....WOMEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, GIRLS, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!)

Fick......

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Categories: huffy, humor, women,
Form:



Humpty Dumpty Smoked Out
...Huffy Puffy had a smoke

Huffy Puffy had to choke

All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men

Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again.......

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© James Tate  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: huffy, funny, health
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Terrible Teens
...Crochety,crusty and cross,
ever at a loss;
testy,touchy and huffy,
full of fickle fears,
impulsive teenage years.

Sulky,sullen then glad
faddish,fretful or sad;
tense,dejected and downcast,
......

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Categories: huffy, teen,
Form: Alliteration
Please Play With Me
...A man once found a place which was fluffy
it was also quite soft, although puffy
it had a door in the middle
which was a bit of a riddle 
At his touch it got somewhat huffy

So he touched it ag......

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Categories: huffy, mystery,
Form: Limerick
Abolish Table Manners!!
...Who cares about table manners? Why do you have to have any?
I think being mannerless makes you a better person than many.
Why can’t you hold your fork in the other hand?
And bang your spoon on the......

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Categories: huffy, food, funny, introspection, food,
Form:
I Wanna Know 1
...I WANNA KNOW
                (Children's Rhyme intended for Picture Rhyme Book)

 Would the haunted house be creepy if it had no creeps?
 Would it be scary without the creaks?
 Would clouds stay......

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Categories: huffy, children, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Feelings
...Feelings straight-laced
upper lip neatly in place

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Frozen and frigid
Reserved,and so rigid

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Haughty and huffy
Passe and stuffy......

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Categories: huffy, emotions, life,
Form: Kyrielle
Masters of Trickery
...Masters of Trickery

alien ornithopters filled with pilgrims
gliding in under a full moon
foul smelling unwashed bumbling
hubcap jockeys from artless galaxies
firing bursts of compressed methan......

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Categories: huffy, how i feel, howl,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member R I P
...Here lies my dear brother Fred

who passed in the prime of his life.

By huffy old codger shot dead

while shagging the codger’s young wife.



September 17, 2018......

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Categories: huffy, humorous,
Form: Epitaph
Premium Member Charlie's Old Bar
...Charlie’s got an old bar outside of town.
It’s pretty seedy and plenty run down.
Characters who don’t lightly suffer fools
go there to drink whisky and to shoot pool.

Some huffy stuffy l......

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© P.S. Awtry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: huffy, appreciation, art, nostalgia, old,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things