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Best Huffy Poems

Below are the all-time best Huffy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of huffy poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Kissed by Katy
Although two other felines enjoyed their lap time
Atop them the dominating Katy would climb
The lap she didn’t want; she sat right on my face
Katy felt...

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Categories: huffy, cat, pets,
Form: Sonnet



Premium Member Fickle Fickle- For Every Woman in a Pickle
WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....MEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, MEN, SO DON'T GO...

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Categories: huffy, men,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fix These Children Please
His stories are out-of-this-world, the teacher says, in a huffy way.
Steven King, I think.
Another teacher slides into an empty seat beside me. “He exaggerates everything.”
Robin...

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Categories: huffy, humorous, philosophy,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Fickle, Fickle, for Every Woman That's Put in a Pickle
WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....FAITHFUL MEN! ;) 

(THIS IS FOR FUN, MEN, SO DON'T...

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Categories: huffy, humorous, men,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member A Dream With Dragon
I had a Dream with Dragon in it, yes, just this morning, yes, today!
And the Dreams that linger, that I recall, are usually bad, I’m...

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Categories: huffy, adventure, dream, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Fickle Fickle - For Every Man in a Pickle
WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....WOMEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, GIRLS, SO DON'T GO...

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Categories: huffy, humor, women,
Form: I do not know?
Humpty Dumpty Smoked Out

Huffy Puffy had a smoke

Huffy Puffy had to choke

All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men

Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again.
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© James Tate  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: huffy, funny, health
Form: Clerihew
Please Play With Me
A man once found a place which was fluffy
it was also quite soft, although puffy
it had a door in the middle
which was a bit of...

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Categories: huffy, mystery,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member TERRIBLE TEENS
Crochety,crusty and cross,
ever at a loss;
testy,touchy and huffy,
full of fickle fears,
impulsive teenage years.

Sulky,sullen then glad
faddish,fretful or sad;
tense,dejected and downcast,
each day changing fast.

Like a chameleon cast
by...

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Categories: huffy, teen,
Form: Alliteration
I Wanna Know 1
                        ...

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Categories: huffy, children, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
ABOLISH TABLE MANNERS!!
Who cares about table manners? Why do you have to have any?
I think being mannerless makes you a better person than many.
Why can’t you hold...

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Categories: huffy, food, funny, introspection, food,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member FEELINGS
Feelings straight-laced
upper lip neatly in place

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Frozen and frigid
Reserved,and so rigid

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Haughty and huffy
Passe and stuffy

Emotions unreal,dated surreal...

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Categories: huffy, emotions, life,
Form: Kyrielle
Masters of Trickery
Masters of Trickery

alien ornithopters filled with pilgrims
gliding in under a full moon
foul smelling unwashed bumbling
hubcap jockeys from artless galaxies
firing bursts of compressed methane
in wanton hypnotic...

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Categories: huffy, how i feel, howl,
Form: Free verse
When I Say What I Really Mean Is
That I really don't know WHAT I mean
(Know what I mean?)
And exactly what DID I mean
When I said...what I mean is?
Are you trying to mess...

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Categories: huffy, angst,
Form: Light Verse
Everyday
6/17/17


Everyday
It could go one of many ways
During any age
Funny how people have plenty to say
Yet over money, it can be a deadly game


What is the...

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Categories: huffy, dark, fun, how i feel, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member R I P
Here lies my dear brother Fred

who passed in the prime of his life.

By huffy old codger shot dead

while shagging the codger’s young wife.



September 17, 2018
...

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Categories: huffy, humorous,
Form: Epitaph
Premium Member Charlie's Old Bar
Charlie’s got an old bar outside of town.
It’s pretty seedy and plenty run down.
Characters who don’t lightly suffer fools
go there to drink whisky and to...

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© P.S. AWTRY  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: huffy, appreciation, art, nostalgia, old,
Form: Rhyme
Bended Knee
Will you marry me Marion?
Is what you asked me
Even like you said you would
Down on bended knee.

I started crying then
You almost did too
I have never...

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Categories: huffy, love, me, me,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member SURREAL
Feelings straight-laced
upper lip neatly in place

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Frozen and frigid
Reserved,and so rigid

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

Haughty and huffy
Pass and stuffy

Emotions unreal,dated surreal

...

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Categories: huffy, life,
Form: Kyrielle
Davey Crockett
Davey Crockett
Moved to Texas to fill up his pocket
But how could he know
They would get huffy at the Alamo

1-20-19
Contest: Educate Me With Humor
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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Categories: huffy, history,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Her Stash
He---Honey, are we out of peanut butter?
She--I don’t know, sweetness, look behind the salt.
He---Speak up, I can’t hear you when you mutter.
She--Don’t get huffy, it’s...

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Categories: huffy, husband, wife
Form: Quatrain
Sunflowers

You fill us with life
For the stream of love to flow;
We chase your sweet light
Renouncing the huffy woe.

We  embellish the planet
With our serene art;
The...

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Categories: huffy, beauty, flower, image, inspiration, sun, weather,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Have You Heard of the New Girl in Town
Have you heard of the new girl in town?
No, I do not believe I have. What about her?
I heard that she is a Viking Cow.
What...

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Categories: huffy, age,
Form: Dramatic Verse
No More Evil 'Tude
Your face is getting red and puffy
While your attitude is huffy
Do not be so mean and rude
You really need to lose the 'tude
Don't be screaming...

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Categories: huffy, change, evil, feelings, friendship, hate,
Form: Rhyme
Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber part 2
Gamesomeness goads gawky, gingerly,
goofily graceful, grandiloquent gent, gallant,
genteel, geico, guppy gecko, gabbling gaffes,
gagging, gamboling, gestating, gesticulating,
garlic, gnashing, gobbling, gyrating,

gruesomely grinning, grappling, gnomadic
giggly, grubby, gastrointestinally grumpy
gewgaw...

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Categories: huffy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Alliteration