Have You Heard of the New Girl In Town

Have you heard of the new girl in town? No, I do not believe I have. What about her? I heard that she is a Viking Cow. What is that? No idea. Are you going to ask her? No! Why not? I don’t even know if it is true And yet here you are telling everybody. I told no one else. I wink at her. Sure. She walks off huffy. I hear her say to the next guy “Have you heard about the new girl in town?” “No.” “I heard she was a bike-attack waiting to happen. “A what?” “A bike-attack.” What is that? I have no idea, but it makes me want to meet her. Why don’t you then? I think I might. The second grandma and I look at each other and smile as she approaches number three. Alzheimer’s units are interesting places all day long.