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Many British thermal units later

...Many British thermal units* later

Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer, 
(a married heterosexual doofus, – 
whose alter egos 
named and highlighted courtesy 
Gallant and Goofus) attones
...

The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

...The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

Apalachee High School,
located in Winder, Georgia
witnessed an active shooter,
whereby the alleged lone gunman
(actually just a t...

Mozart Requiem

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Written: February 13, 2023
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An anathema for,
pilose nettle burns,
an art form of unstable feathers,
tropes across the ivory cuticle...

WINTER GIRL HULAHOOPS -

...captivating winter child 
outside playing gyrating
 spinning and twirling hula hoopings
vibrated so much landed on the roof 
plastic ring slowly falls down
 until the ground
~
 the...

Loving My Refurbished Fifteen Inch Mid 2015 Macbook Pro

...Loving my refurbished fifteen inch mid 2015 Macbook Pro

A lightning fast machine
purchased three days ago
now comfortably nestling with
said technological wonder,
where outside a cold wind how...

Doomsday Clock Minute Hand

...Doomsday Clock minute hand...

hovers over 100 seconds to midnight 
as of January 2022, 
which apocalyptic prognostication
established by the Bulletin 
of Atomic Scientists
maintained since 19...

Doomsday Clock January 2022

...Doomsday Clock January 2022...

the most recent tabulation
signaled one hundred seconds to midnight

A couple years ago
similarly titled poem I did write,
yet looms as harbinger unless
*****s...

On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

...Most of my Lix spittle 
+ four additional anniversaries 
since exiting birth canal 
as full term newborn 
re: minimally viable existence
post doc severance umbilical cord,
nevertheless yours tr...

How Glue Me On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

...How glue me: On lacking sticktoitiveness

Most of my iv + Lix spittle existence
found me figuratively
(primarily academically, emotionally,
psychologically, sexually, socially...) adrift,
and m...

And Yet, Another

...Chain rhyming scheme: aaba bbcb ccdc dddd
Iambic tetrameter: da-DUM-da-DUM-da-DUM-da-DUM

And Yet, Another

An errant wind ran dead in spring
lost lives chilling ain't no big thing
sa...

New Years Day 2021

...New year's day 2021

Disinclination regarding tradition
to make resolutions stance
adopted courtesy yours truly.

Though such proclamation
may smack of high treason
no matter convenience to s...

Maintaining Marital Covenant Bailiwick Wife Doth Master

...which prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster
alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global disaster
upon such gaseous debacle run for your life ever faster!

Yours truly (humorously dry h...

Nineteen Sixty

...I shall never see the world as it used to be
In my dream it was 1960 I could fondly see
I could see mom blowing smoke at our faces
Dad spouting bad remarks about certain races
I was there at the ...

Sonnet of Saturn

...There is a lovely fellow;
a joyous sight to see.
A personality that’s quite mellow;
he swims space easily.

He travels many light years;
dancing in and out through time.
His song in...

She Use To Drive a Blue Dodge

...How can I explain my love for you 
When I’m judging you 
Afraid of every subject 
You bring to my attention 
Things on your vision board 
Gained your intuition 
You’re intuitive I’m a pessimist...

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