Hiney Poems - Poems about Hiney

... I bought Trumps book of poems, yes it's true And I really think you should get one too Because you just don't know When tissue stocks get low So, keep a copy of it in your loo... ......

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... I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney one leg up on leg down go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blime......

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...Riding the porcelain pony the chemo hershey squirts Not my favorite moments but your inspiration for song  helps me get it along and I come out laughing now I am doing tea and toast for bre......

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...Ol' Claus was drunk from strong bourbon whiskey Then touched Rudolph and tried to get frisky Rudolph said no way Us deer's are not gay And placed a hoof print on his fat hiney... ......

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...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......

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...Springtime Springtime, springtime it’s in the air. Gonna put on my shorts and sandals and visit the local state fair. The flowers are all blooming and the breeze feels so nice. Maybe I’ll tak......

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...Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinki......

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...Mother of Cowards by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" So unlike the brazen giant of Greek fame With conquering limbs astride from land to land, Spread-eagled, showering gold, a strum......

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...To Hellie's credit, she had rightly judged... for, all told- the young man was quite shady so from her guard-post she would not be budged for she was most loyal to her lady And when he cooed an......

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...I am a sea shell exotic and rare delicate, luminescent beyond compare I once was a home for a creature so tiny who hid in my depths protecting her hiney For she was so lovely she gleamed......

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...the air is nose runnin' cold this rare day off is so needed the only thing missing is the soft sound of your voice too bad you had to work today just know that i am thinking of you of course, yo......

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...NBA Finals Prayer Lord, blesseth thine Warriors And treateth not thine Fans with a such a Cavalier attitude. Thy restoreth our soles. Thy quickeneth and brusheth off our feet of Klay. Thy......

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...GIVE ME A HOG by keith Gimme a hog Make it low to the ground Gimme a hog So I can get around Gimme a hog ‘cause they’s the dope Gimme a hog One like the pope. Gimme a hog Make it all ......

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...There Once was an Old Miser from Queens He was too Cheap to Pay for the Broken Zipper on his Jeans He Jerry-Rigged it with Rope Then Came off Looking Like a Dope When His Craggy Hiney was......

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