Get Your Premium Membership

Hiney Poems - Poems about Hiney

Hiney Poems - Examples of all types of poems about hiney to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for hiney.

Premium Member Standing Up To Cancer
...Riding the porcelain pony the chemo hershey squirts Not my favorite moments but your inspiration for song  helps me get it along and I come out laughing now I am doing tea and toast for bre......Read More
Categories: hiney, appreciation, cancer, encouraging, friendship,
Form: Lyric

Premium Member Santa Tries It On
...Ol' Claus was drunk from strong bourbon whiskey Then touched Rudolph and tried to get frisky Rudolph said no way Us deer's are not gay And placed a hoof print on his fat hiney... ......Read More
Categories: hiney, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest Additions
...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......Read More
Categories: hiney, humor,
Form: Limerick
...Springtime Springtime, springtime it’s in the air. Gonna put on my shorts and sandals and visit the local state fair. The flowers are all blooming and the breeze feels so nice. Maybe I’ll tak......Read More
Categories: hiney, humor, spring,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Car Wars - 1st Half In Text - Plus Full Audio
...Here's the scoop, friends... This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I c......Read More
Categories: hiney, car, humor,
Form: Verse

Limericks V - Politics
...Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinki......Read More
Categories: hiney, america, humor, humorous, light,
Form: Limerick
Mother of Cowards
...Mother of Cowards by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" So unlike the brazen giant of Greek fame With conquering limbs astride from land to land, Spread-eagled, showering gold, a strum......Read More
Categories: hiney, america, discrimination, freedom, independence
Form: Sonnet
Bronwyn's Mate, Part Ii
...To Hellie's credit, she had rightly judged... for, all told- the young man was quite shady so from her guard-post she would not be budged for she was most loyal to her lady And when he cooed an......Read More
Categories: hiney, animal, dog, fantasy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Sea Shell
...I am a sea shell exotic and rare delicate, luminescent beyond compare I once was a home for a creature so tiny who hid in my depths protecting her hiney For she was so lovely she gleamed......Read More
Categories: hiney, imagination, nature, nonsense, ocean,
Form: Rhyme
The Air Is Nose Runnin' Cold
...the air is nose runnin' cold this rare day off is so needed the only thing missing is the soft sound of your voice too bad you had to work today just know that i am thinking of you of course, yo......Read More
Categories: hiney, beautiful, day,
Form: Free verse
Nba Finals Prayer
...NBA Finals Prayer Lord, blesseth thine Warriors And treateth not thine Fans with a such a Cavalier attitude. Thy restoreth our soles. Thy quickeneth and brusheth off our feet of Klay. Thy......Read More
Categories: hiney, allusion, basketball, bible, celebrity,
Form: Pastoral
...GIVE ME A HOG by keith Gimme a hog Make it low to the ground Gimme a hog So I can get around Gimme a hog ‘cause they’s the dope Gimme a hog One like the pope. Gimme a hog Make it all ......Read More
Categories: hiney, cool,
Form: Rictameter
The Old Miser From Queens
...There Once was an Old Miser from Queens He was too Cheap to Pay for the Broken Zipper on his Jeans He Jerry-Rigged it with Rope Then Came off Looking Like a Dope When His Craggy Hiney was......Read More
Categories: hiney, funny,
Form: I do not know?