Tom Cunningham Poet Limerick

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Santa Tries It On

Ol' Claus was drunk from strong bourbon whiskey 
Then touched Rudolph and tried to get frisky
Rudolph said no way
Us deer's are not gay
And placed a hoof print on his fat hiney... 




Written 14th of December 2021

I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST

Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich 

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Susan Ashley December 28, 2021 at 6:08 PM Returning with my heartiest congrats, Tom, for your excellent win in Andrea's contest. I hope you are enjoying the Holiday season. Warmest wishes for a happy and healthy new year filled with light, love and inspiration.. ~Susan Tom Cunningham December 29, 2021 at 2:52 PM Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Susan, I hope you too had a wonderful Christmas and I hope the new year brings you good health and happiness. Tom

Paula Goldsmith December 26, 2021 at 2:14 PM Congratulations on your win. A cute Limerick write. Have a Blessed day..................... Tom Cunningham December 27, 2021 at 3:46 AM Thank you very much Paula, hope you've had an enjoyable Christmas and best wishes for the New year. Tom

Alexis Y. December 24, 2021 at 7:41 PM Hi Tom, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-)Alexis Tom Cunningham December 26, 2021 at 1:19 AM Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Alexis. Hope you're Christmas is going well. Tom

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2021 at 4:33 PM Great job with this one, Tom and I'm glad to see you got so many comments on it already. I nearly gave this a 5th instead of a 6th place. I think I was just super rushed to get this contest over. Anyway, it was sure fun to read. Congrats and Merry Christmas. Tom Cunningham December 26, 2021 at 1:18 AM Thank you very much Andrea, glad you enjoyed it, hope you too are enjoying the festivities. Tom

Susan Ashley December 24, 2021 at 9:09 AM HaHaHa! Such a naught Santa, Tom. Hilarious, my dear friend. Glad to see Rudolph gave randy St. Nick the ole heave Ho!! Warmest wishes to you and yours for a merry Christmas and a happy new year.. ~Susan Tom Cunningham December 24, 2021 at 9:19 AM Thank you very much Susan I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. And I hope you too have a wonderful Christmas and a happy new year. Tom

Unseeking Seeker December 24, 2021 at 5:50 AM Hahaha! Priceless! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Tom Tom Cunningham December 24, 2021 at 6:09 AM Thank you very much US, Hope you too enjoy the festivities. Tom

Lindsay Laurie December 21, 2021 at 4:19 PM Hello Tom ... thanks for the warning Tom. I'm only leaving soft drink out for him this year - thanks Tom - Lindsay Tom Cunningham December 22, 2021 at 2:40 AM Lol thanks Lindsay, merry Christmas. Tom

Paula Goldsmith December 19, 2021 at 2:14 PM A cute/fun write. I never thought of Santa like this. He may get coal for his gift. Have a Blessed Christmas and 2022....................... Tom Cunningham December 19, 2021 at 2:39 PM Thank you Paula, coal and a hangover lol. Tom

Sotto Poet December 19, 2021 at 12:45 PM Tom, this is quite amusing. Thank you for making me chuckle. Best wishes in the contest... God bless. Tom Cunningham December 19, 2021 at 1:40 PM Thank you very much Lasaad, im happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos December 18, 2021 at 10:43 PM Hi Tom , A frisky Santa, too much bourbon, pity Mrs. Santa is so far away, it is after all almost Christmas Day. A Happy, happy Christmas my friend to you and all your family, may Christmas blessings always rain upon you. Jennifer. Tom Cunningham December 19, 2021 at 1:06 AM Thank you very much Jennifer, im happy that you enjoyed it. Merry Christmas to you and yours and hope 2022 we see the end of covid, we live in hope. Tom

Charles Messina December 18, 2021 at 4:57 AM So is that what they mean when they say Santa is jolly and gay (lol) Good one, Tom. Hope all is well. Merry Christmas! Charlie Tom Cunningham December 18, 2021 at 5:16 AM Lol thanks very much Charlie, wishing you too a very happy Christmas. Tom

Heidi Sands December 17, 2021 at 10:57 AM Lol. Funny Tom. Thanks for the laugh :) Tom Cunningham December 17, 2021 at 2:25 PM Thank you very much Heidi, glad you enjoyed it. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis December 16, 2021 at 4:20 AM Hilarious, my dearest friend, Tom! A winner! Tom Cunningham December 16, 2021 at 7:20 AM Thank you very much Demetrios, I'm glad that you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Delice Arleen Skelly December 16, 2021 at 3:53 AM hehehehe...image is a nice compliment to Limerick...Delice Tom Cunningham December 16, 2021 at 7:20 AM Thank you very much Delice, Santa couldn't sit for a week lol. Tom

Anitha Jayasankar December 16, 2021 at 2:06 AM Oh my!!!... Hahaha... Thanks for the humor dear Tom... Best wishes in the contest... God bless... ~ Ani Tom Cunningham December 16, 2021 at 7:19 AM Thank you very much Ani, Im pleased that you enjoyed it. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Sally Eslinger December 15, 2021 at 6:40 PM Tom, O. M. G.! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahawhewhahahahahahahahahaha say, was that Kentucky whiskey? Hahaha hahahahahahahahahahagasping hahaha! :-) xoMerry Christmas blessings! sally Tom Cunningham December 16, 2021 at 7:19 AM Thank you very much Sally, im happy it gave you a laugh. It was Jack Daniels so rumour has it. Tom

Valsa George December 15, 2021 at 5:53 PM This is indeed so funny Tom. I see a sure winner before me ! All the Best ! Tom Cunningham December 16, 2021 at 7:18 AM Thank you very much Valsa, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Lisa Ricci December 15, 2021 at 5:02 PM Hello Tom - This is adorable and light. Just what we all need. We thank you for the smile it brings. Best of luck with the contest. Blessings always. Tom Cunningham December 16, 2021 at 7:17 AM Thank you very much for your good wishes Lisa, there are some gems for the contest. Tom

Eve Roper December 15, 2021 at 3:16 PM Funny , Tom.. :) Happy Holidays my friend. Tom Cunningham December 15, 2021 at 3:22 PM Thank you very much Eve, and I wish you the same. Tom

Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 7:50 AM Oh my! Stay off the juice, Santa! You’re too footloose! Tom Cunningham December 15, 2021 at 8:54 AM Lol, thanks kim Tom

Mike Gentile December 15, 2021 at 4:58 AM If Rudolph had had a few, perhaps a different outcome!!! Good one Tom!! Tom Cunningham December 15, 2021 at 8:31 AM Lol, thanks Mike, it doesn't bear thinking about, got that image in my head. Tom

Gershon Wolf December 14, 2021 at 8:13 PM If at first you don't succeed, Santa, then just give up. ~ Gay-Queer Reindeer Alliance (-- My latest dalliance) Tom Cunningham December 14, 2021 at 11:38 PM Lol thanks Gershon, santa is well in disgrace, wouldn't let my kids sit on his knee haha. Tom

Beryl Edmonds December 14, 2021 at 4:57 PM A real hoot Tom and a great contender for the contest… Belle Tom Cunningham December 14, 2021 at 11:36 PM Thank you very much Belle, glad you enjoyed it, hope you're okay. Tom

Anselmo Boles December 14, 2021 at 4:42 PM LOL in capital letters! Very funny indeed. Well, I'd say Rudolph wasn't in a very happy mood that particular day. Cheers Tom!!...ab Tom Cunningham December 14, 2021 at 11:33 PM Thank you very much Anselmo, im happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Joseph May December 14, 2021 at 3:11 PM Haha, Nice one Tom, GL in the Contest Tom Cunningham December 14, 2021 at 3:14 PM Thank you very much Joseph I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

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