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Ol' Claus was drunk from strong bourbon whiskey Then touched Rudolph and tried to get frisky Rudolph said no way Us deer's are not gay And placed a hoof print on his fat hiney... Written 14th of December 2021 I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich

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Susan Ashley

Date: 12/28/2021 6:08:00 PM

Returning with my heartiest congrats, Tom, for your excellent win in Andrea's contest. I hope you are enjoying the Holiday season. Warmest wishes for a happy and healthy new year filled with light, love and inspiration.. ~Susan

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/29/2021 2:52:00 PM

Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Susan, I hope you too had a wonderful Christmas and I hope the new year brings you good health and happiness. Tom

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/26/2021 2:14:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. A cute Limerick write. Have a Blessed day.....................

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/27/2021 3:46:00 AM

Thank you very much Paula, hope you've had an enjoyable Christmas and best wishes for the New year. Tom

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/24/2021 7:41:00 PM

Hi Tom, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-)Alexis

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/26/2021 1:19:00 AM

Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Alexis. Hope you're Christmas is going well. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/24/2021 4:33:00 PM

Great job with this one, Tom and I'm glad to see you got so many comments on it already. I nearly gave this a 5th instead of a 6th place. I think I was just super rushed to get this contest over. Anyway, it was sure fun to read. Congrats and Merry Christmas.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/26/2021 1:18:00 AM

Thank you very much Andrea, glad you enjoyed it, hope you too are enjoying the festivities. Tom

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/24/2021 9:09:00 AM

HaHaHa! Such a naught Santa, Tom. Hilarious, my dear friend. Glad to see Rudolph gave randy St. Nick the ole heave Ho!! Warmest wishes to you and yours for a merry Christmas and a happy new year.. ~Susan

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/24/2021 9:19:00 AM

Thank you very much Susan I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. And I hope you too have a wonderful Christmas and a happy new year. Tom

Unseeking Seeker

Date: 12/24/2021 5:50:00 AM

Hahaha! Priceless! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/24/2021 6:09:00 AM

Thank you very much US, Hope you too enjoy the festivities. Tom

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/21/2021 4:19:00 PM

Hello Tom ... thanks for the warning Tom. I'm only leaving soft drink out for him this year - thanks Tom - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/22/2021 2:40:00 AM

Lol thanks Lindsay, merry Christmas. Tom

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/19/2021 2:14:00 PM

A cute/fun write. I never thought of Santa like this. He may get coal for his gift. Have a Blessed Christmas and 2022.......................

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2021 2:39:00 PM

Thank you Paula, coal and a hangover lol. Tom

Sotto Poet

Date: 12/19/2021 12:45:00 PM

Tom, this is quite amusing. Thank you for making me chuckle. Best wishes in the contest... God bless.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2021 1:40:00 PM

Thank you very much Lasaad, im happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/18/2021 10:43:00 PM

Hi Tom , A frisky Santa, too much bourbon, pity Mrs. Santa is so far away, it is after all almost Christmas Day. A Happy, happy Christmas my friend to you and all your family, may Christmas blessings always rain upon you. Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2021 1:06:00 AM

Thank you very much Jennifer, im happy that you enjoyed it. Merry Christmas to you and yours and hope 2022 we see the end of covid, we live in hope. Tom

Charles Messina

Date: 12/18/2021 4:57:00 AM

So is that what they mean when they say Santa is jolly and gay (lol) Good one, Tom. Hope all is well. Merry Christmas! Charlie

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/18/2021 5:16:00 AM

Lol thanks very much Charlie, wishing you too a very happy Christmas. Tom

Heidi Sands

Date: 12/17/2021 10:57:00 AM

Lol. Funny Tom. Thanks for the laugh :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/17/2021 2:25:00 PM

Thank you very much Heidi, glad you enjoyed it. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 12/16/2021 4:20:00 AM

Hilarious, my dearest friend, Tom! A winner!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/16/2021 7:20:00 AM

Thank you very much Demetrios, I'm glad that you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 12/16/2021 3:53:00 AM

hehehehe...image is a nice compliment to Limerick...Delice

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/16/2021 7:20:00 AM

Thank you very much Delice, Santa couldn't sit for a week lol. Tom

Anitha Jayasankar

Date: 12/16/2021 2:06:00 AM

Oh my!!!... Hahaha... Thanks for the humor dear Tom... Best wishes in the contest... God bless... ~ Ani

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/16/2021 7:19:00 AM

Thank you very much Ani, Im pleased that you enjoyed it. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Sally Eslinger

Date: 12/15/2021 6:40:00 PM

Tom, O. M. G.! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahawhewhahahahahahahahahaha say, was that Kentucky whiskey? Hahaha hahahahahahahahahahagasping hahaha! :-) xoMerry Christmas blessings! sally

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/16/2021 7:19:00 AM

Thank you very much Sally, im happy it gave you a laugh. It was Jack Daniels so rumour has it. Tom

Valsa George

Date: 12/15/2021 5:53:00 PM

This is indeed so funny Tom. I see a sure winner before me ! All the Best !

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/16/2021 7:18:00 AM

Thank you very much Valsa, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Lisa Ricci

Date: 12/15/2021 5:02:00 PM

Hello Tom - This is adorable and light. Just what we all need. We thank you for the smile it brings. Best of luck with the contest. Blessings always.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/16/2021 7:17:00 AM

Thank you very much for your good wishes Lisa, there are some gems for the contest. Tom