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Heterosexual Poems - Poems about Heterosexual

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child
...Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child... courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight while he took tea and crumpets within mistress......

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Categories: heterosexual, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Jumping Fences
...Did you know you’re trespassing? Gated communities with white pickets; white teeth. All of their new blood rushes towards leagues of Ivy and ROTC gold. Loud engines. Window signs. (......

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Categories: heterosexual, community, family, growing up,
Form: Free verse
Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy The following pastiche poetically pricked prick, whereby fantasy courtesy Eros (????) cow licked country bumpin vide......

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Categories: heterosexual, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
The nanosecond bad **** to risk romance
...The nanosecond bad a** to risk romance Twenty first century technology allows, enables, and provides instantaneous virtual unconsummated love. Within the course of a texting or sexting sessio......

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Categories: heterosexual, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
If ye benevolent reader count yourself as a wise married man such as m
...If ye benevolent reader count yourself as a wise married man such as me... (truer words never spoken nor written) take my word and decline and absolutely refuse to take masterly crafted bait vide......

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Categories: heterosexual, absence, adventure, allegory, america,
Form: Free verse
Every January first of the new year
...Every January first of the new year... finds me (a doggone muttering *****sapien) to give pause for reminiscences and to take stock (sh lock and barrel) about mein kampf in general and previou......

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Categories: heterosexual, adventure, age, america, angel,
Form: Free verse
My Mother Was Catatonic
...My mother was catatonic, symphonic chronic is what I smoke. Livinin it bougie, choosin floosies no uzis and then I choke. You can be me, insane cerebral cortex is just what I feel. Living pervy s......

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Categories: heterosexual, abuse, mental health, racism,
Form: Rhyme
Many British thermal units later
...Many British thermal units* later Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer, (a married heterosexual doofus, – whose alter egos named and highlighted courtesy Gallant and Goofus) attones ......

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Categories: heterosexual, 12th grade, appreciation, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep
...Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep... versus being alive predicated victory videre licet lunatic if Trump trumped Kamala Harris and stole 2024 presidential election, (whereat Musk brib......

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Categories: heterosexual, absence, america, angst, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top
...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......

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Categories: heterosexual, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme
February 13th, 2023 old man winter gave a one two punch
...February 13th, 2023 - old man winter gave a one...two punch Overladen snow covered crackle and crunch though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch that such 24/7 round the clock whether coverage ......

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Categories: heterosexual, abortion, abuse, age, anger,
Form: Rhyme
Heterosexual married sexagenarian male
...Heterosexual married sexagenarian male... Aims to trigger cerebral ******; Other terms for said phenomena are "brain tingles" and "head ******." This sensation is described as a pleasant, ......

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Categories: heterosexual, 12th grade, beautiful, drug,
Form: Free verse
Gloriously Luxuriating In Eternal Sleep
...Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep Forlorn; bereft of golden (slippered) opportunities I weep; Three score and four years replete with mailer daemons, hence mindset adrip with self denou......

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Categories: heterosexual, age, angel, anger, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Two Dads
...Here’s a story about a little boy who, when he was just a lad was blessed to have the good fortune to be adopted by two dads. He was malnourished…this little boy…his bedroom was a drawer… The tw......

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Categories: heterosexual, father,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member It Takes No Courage
...As I began my walk this morning…a walk every day I repeat I thought: even in the darkness of the early hour… It takes no courage for me to walk along the street. Because I look the way people th......

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Categories: heterosexual, courage,
Form: Rhyme

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