Can We Still Be Friends

I am a Socialist. Can we be friends? Sure. I believe in some of the same things you do. I am a heterosexual. Would you hold that against me? Not if you don’t make me into one. I cannot stand liberals. What do you dislike about them? Not sure, but my mother said to hate them, so I do. All right. Are you a liberal? Not right this second. I like to garden. I don’t but we might find something else in common. I do not like to shop. I love to shop. I am allergic to peanut butter. Oops! I say as open up a bag of peanuts. We agree to be outside friends, across the garden. We wave. I am a non-reader. Good. I will read to you. I am old. Is that a problem? I do not see how. I still bite people but only when they make me angry. I think you might want to attend the other party at the house next door. Can we still be friends? Sure. Can I call you grandma? No.