Best Heterosexual Poems


Premium Member Simple Musings From a Heterosexual Male With Unkempt Facial Hair

Every discovery started with absolutely 
     no idea of where to start...
     
     There is not enough time in a lifetime
     to measure success...

     Just as there is pain in uncertainty,
     there is peace in faith...

     We thrive in our communal happiness,
     we parish in derisive pain...

     Death is much less reliable in peace.
     In war, we can put up a more 
     reasonable defense...

     We can waste a lifetime seeking happiness
     from someone else's approval...

     Our happiness should always be seen
     in the kindness of our eyes...

     With desires held in check,
     less becomes more...

     When a smile becomes a laugh,
     you've found happiness...

     Love is helping someone discover that they
     are better than what they thought they were...

     Unfathomable contentment is a poet
     finishing the last line of a poem...

Heterosexual Sex ( Explicit) (No Offense)

I have found little in this 
and none in that 
I am a women 
but have yet to have 
a positive reaction to sex
at least to the heterosexual kind
I'm becoming more curious
about what exactly it is next 
door that I will find.
I don't particular think 
thrusting in and out is a good
image in my mind.
Why does pain first have 
to ensue for pleasure to unwind? 
I guess I just haven't caught 
the right fish yet and 
until than my vagina will 
continue to feel dispassionate
unless my fingers are inserted

Premium Member My Sexuality

There is Heterosexual, Homosexual, Bisexual and Asexual.
I don't fit into any of those categories at all.
I'm sexually attracted to myself. I'm I-sexual.
I'm also in love with myself more than with anyone else in the world.

Premium Member Equal Rights For Men

As Women now have more power and rightly now have a voice
In the western world there are many more opportunities
Than there used to be and so much choice.

While men are today unashamedly in touch with their feminine side
And are now at last allowed to cry
Men wearing pink was just not done when I was a nipper
But now anything goes
Some men wear women's clothes make up and fluffy slippers.

Is something in the water or something in the air
But some women are getting more masculine
While men are showing touches of femininity everywhere.
Men may talk about swapping knitting patterns or tips on child care.

The girls around here have tattoos are rough and show off their bits
They have earings through their tongues and noses get drunk and aggressive 
Always fighting
In pubs and the street when pints of beer touch their lips.

We now have lady vicars in lace knickers
Female body builders and bricklayers
Men have took a giant step backwards
While women race to the top
And I hope they'll never stop.

House husbands are more common these days
They can change a diaper with just one hand
And talk on the cell phone for hours while doing the housework
Or taking the baby to te park in it's pram
I think women taking over the world
And using men as slaves is the masterplan
And men live in fear because they know they can.

Of course now men have big problems
Like deciding what dress to wear
Does my bottom look big in this
And ooh I hate my hair.

It's so difficult to tell the difference sometimes
When on a date
If you're heterosexual 
You may find out a bit too late.

Now it;s women who wear the trousers
And men who wear the skirt and bra
No one seems to care no more
Just who you are.

Women had been repressed by men for too long 
Now they play the tune
And bang the drum and sing the song.

Well if you can't beat then join them
Before it's much too late
My operation is next Thursday I hope keep the date
Please don't look down at men
I know we are sometimes a pain
But you have to realise
Men are going through the change.

''Now pink or yellow dress,?, hmmm.



Peter Dome.copyright.2015.June.
© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.

Aged To Perfection

Tall, dark and handsome
With a muscular physic
He's everything a woman could ask for
He even has an impressive technique

Smooth as an aged
Bottle of fine wine
And filled with words
That’ll make a woman
Loose her mind

How can there be such a man
That’s just that sweet
And still be called a heterosexual

Never in my wildest dreams
Have I met a man
That’s plushed, polished and oh so sleek
Like a well written book
That I could critique

I’d give him nothing but rave reviews
And awards up the creek

Epitome Apotheosis

EPITOME APOTHEOSIS

Glory Glory
Does she answer to us to bring peace in our world?
You know men are now participants of a new recreation.
Gay sex is prone more than smoking marijuana in the sixties (60s).
They call it getting to know themselves through the quality or state of being sexual.
They say the old adage is for human sexuality to overwhelm homosexuals.
This manifests the most through... pro-sports.
The athlete does not mind being... horsed.

Growing up down South crafted her life.
In that the broken tumbleweeds leave the meadow in midair tolerating the wind until tumbleweeds no longer are there,
A Mississippi child’s insight manifests.

Twisting the mind, they want a woman to observe them.
Facial expression is that this is the newfangled way to intensify your sex drive…
Watching me turn him out makes your womanhood come alive.
Why lessen your pleasure by denying what you feel inside?

The exodus to the North found a fool’s game.
The world became a male’s domain.
As heterosexual women desire heterosexual men, they found all were doing other things.
Insight manifests as epitome apotheosis.
A Mississippi child begins to address this.
In that the broken tumbleweeds leave the meadow, the quintessence of accepting is not a bed pillow.
It is a head messed with.

Might it be loss of self-respect and principles?
Does this mean the world is changing the norms of a greater source?
Gay sex is the new recreation in which man states is the true mental sport. 
He is not the homosexual only rising his ******** to persuade the experience of sex.
Might he laugh aloud to say… “A woman will include her-self or she will wish she had".  
"This is a male’s domain and that is the truth as is”. 
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Written August 09, 2016!

Swtor Writer Explains the Features of Swtor

Only at that year's Gamescom might SWTOR safe the actual reward since the greatest video game. The actual MMOG performs a lot more than 3, 000 many years prior to Darth Vader, inside a period once the Galactic Republic and also the Sith Empire had been inside a battle. The ball player may choose that aspect he is upon.

At first it had been stated which SWTOR within the Indonesia twenty two Dec can look. Right now BioWare as well as LucasArts introduced how the online game can look concurrently within The united states and choose Europe. Therefore German born gamers just possess till 20 12 ,. wait around prior to they are able to choose the actual destiny from the universe. This particular truck had been constructed about the E3 display within Birmingham as well as orbits round the MMOG SWTOR. Daniel Erickson, the actual Guide Author and therefore mainly accountable for the actual tale, clarifies the actual options that come with SWTOR. In contrast to additional MMORPGs, the actual manufacturers place this particular truth in an exceedingly powerful tale.
http://www.playerassist.com/swtor/

SWTOR requires their gamers within the world from the Celebrity Conflicts movie sequence. Gamers will discover on their own correct within the fight between your Jedi and also the Sith Head of the family once again. In route with the online game, you'll be able to enter passionate associations along with friend figures. Apart from creating players' organizations or even public sale homes, the right now pretty typical aspect in an enormous multiplayer video game (MMOG). Whilst gamers in several other areas from the online game are very free of charge within their options, the actual improvement facilities BioWare formerly restricted the actual feasible close ties in order to heterosexual associations. Just based on an in depth dialogue within the discussion boards from the video gaming neighborhood from BioWare introduced within Sept in order to modify their state along with among the following improvements.

There's nevertheless absolutely no recognized day for that lovemaking liberalization from the Celebrity Conflicts world introduced, but nonetheless sufficient the actual information through BioWare in order to trigger the actual demonstration from the Loved ones Investigation Local authority or council (FRC) in the usa.
© Lea Hela  Create an image from this poem.

****

driven 
face 
down
into the
bed
into the
pillow
hands out
squeezing the
sheets for
all dear
life---
she didn’t 
plan on
this &
yet this is
what
happened &
what could
be comparable
for a heterosexual
man,
who wants 
satisfaction in his
sexual
demands?

what has she 
asked of him
that comes even
close?
she says in retrospect
that she squeezes her
eyes shut &
just 
wants
it 
to 
be over---
and this is in something
consensual.

using the pain as 
sexual currency,
saying that she lets him
when he’s a 
good boy,
her operant conditioning
is a catch-22 &
yet,
what would happen if she
went to her drawer &
got a steel *****,
spiked for pain &
asked the very same of
him?

Condemned To a Fate Worse Than Edgar Allan Poe

Note to self: Never again read 'The Monk' 
by Mathew Gregory Lewis 
before drinking myself into a diabetic coma...

...All night long
The Wandering Jew requested directions to salvation;
That is to say,
Whenever I wasn't being pursued by the Bleeding Nun
- She seemed like a good enough sort
For being just another figment of my horrific imagination;
It would appear she only wanted a sanitary napkin:
"Leave me alone" I kept telling her, 
"I rarely have a spare Tampon!"
...Even in my dreams I can't seem to relate to women...
...At least I'll always be immune to Matilda's seduction...
...Because I'm only a "borderline heterosexual" 
- I'm really more of a "feline enthusiast" 
- Kinda like William S. Burroughs, I guess?

...This was quite possibly the worst nightmare I've had 
Ever since dreaming about 
Ambrose Bierce's 'The Damned Thing' 
- I wish I never had to sleep again...
...I'm terrified to dream of 'The King in Yellow' 
by Robert W. Chambers! 
I have been condemned to a fate worse than Poe!
And H.P. Lovecraft is sooo-oh-oh-oh,
Ridiculously jealous of me too!
So don't start to panic - It isn't just you...

Premium Member Strange Definitions 2

EXHAUSTED = Ted's all worn out

EMBARRASSES = Them bare asses

CRESCENDO = Toothpaste in your endo

HAPPINESS = Happy with your private male part

PISTOL = Charge for going pee

FOOTAGE = How old is your foot

EDUCATION = Studying while on vacation

FORTUNATE = Ate four tunas

ALTERATIONS = Change rations

INFORMATION = All lined up in a row

REGISTRATE = Reginald is heterosexual

PHOTOGRAPH = Picture of a chart

DICTIONARY = Never shun your private part

CAREER = Back end of a car

EXPOSURE = Formerly poop for sure

WINDOWPANE = Ow that wind is painful

POLITICIANS = A parrot who shuns the limelight

BLOCKBUSTERS = People who get in the way of a bus

ANNIVERSARY = Backside on backwards

CANADIAN = Ian is a good adder

OPPORTUNITY = Oh a poor choice of a nitty gritty tune

PERPETUAL = Average price of pets in the deep south

CENTIPEDES = Price per foot of a cheap pair of shoes

MISCELLANEOUS = A missile aimed at our back end



© Jack Ellison 2014

Non Practising

To be or not to be
I may or not chose to be 
A rampant homosexual
Killer or sneaking thief
Heterosexual predator
A hated paedophile 
My options are quite open
Tomorrow perhaps but not now 
Maybe just a nice cup of tea!
© Nigel Fox  Create an image from this poem.

Your Chemistry

The consistency of this certain kind of Chemistry, a strong affinity, for 
heterosexual sexuality, a salacious-n-sagacious formal formality, a beautiful 
embrace enriched moral morality, I’m in love with this consistent Chemistry, of 
my ***** penetrating your penetrable virginity, our hearts beat from a 
consistency of chemistry, you balance me mentally, I’ve inhaled this chemistry 
consistently, significantly-n-viciously. 

I’m in love with your Chemistry.

Losing Faith

Feeling inadequate
Succumbing to expensive habits,
My intentions are immaculate
But my love switches gear
like a driver cycling through standard shifts,
I am with doubt
That I will be able to solve this *****,
I’ve thoroughly searched through endless pages of consultation
Coming up empty
Praying, that help is on its way
before my soul drifts
and the world would then lose another precious gift,
I would have loved to possess a more meaningful kiss,
This was, after all - my timeless wish.

Whether it be friendship or sinking another’s battleship
Engaging in heterosexual relations
Or just working out some family biz,
My energy is fizzing out in establishing what a good person is,
I feel polluted like sabotaged waters and its many infected fish,
A batter who anticipated a curveball but still swung and missed,
My mind is thicker than any mist
I have unapologetically forgotten my roots
Dementiating where I came from,
and what a good person is.
© Remi Stan  Create an image from this poem.

Men Are No Longer From Mars

We live in a constant state of confusion
‘Men are from Mars’ more like from Pluto, when it comes to understanding women.
We are relegated to a planet no longer in our own solar system that’s how far our understanding of women has progressed “not bloody far”.
Our little minds are bombarded by rhetoric of past mistreatment of women.
When it comes to women we are as clueless like our cave dwelling brothers of the past.
A female period last a brief time in their adolescent lives, a man’s period manifest once we our lives are intertwined with women and it last a very long time, it is like being kicked in the groin but that pain last forever.
Why isn’t logic and commonsense able to punch a hole in the mysterious vale that is women?
We have too many questions but not enough answers.
Every time we try and understand women we come out of it more confused then we went in.
Our search for answers leaves us doubting our own sanity, intelligence and at times our virility.
This is not intended to berate women kind or find ways to subjugate women under men’s oppressive will, but to better understand our counterparts and not constantly feel like my man parts have been ripped out and serve to me on a platter.
The confusion is a pandemic amongst men, like zombies walking aimlessly without a bloody clue, and reacting only on instinct without plan or purpose.
So what do we do?
Do we build space ships and get the hell out of dodge, I like communing with my fellow man but as a heterosexual my communing extends so far.

Not Ha Ha Funny


My friends call me gay,
not ha ha funny
My enemies call me *****,
they say I dress
like an androdyous honey
My mama with tough love,
tells me:
I’m living a sinful lifestyle
My daddy growls and disavows:
says I’m his biological son,
but not his spiritual child
Nothing is ha ha funny
about this situation at all
Mixed emotions got me
on a Bunson burn
Beaker of roiling XY chromsomes
and testosterone hormones
Homosexual agony
is tormenting me
Desires I feel for another man;
attraction so strong, so womanly
God said those feelings ain’t natural,
and shouldn’t be inside of me tempting
Not one safe place to breathe
in this heterosexual society
I got man-sized hands
and a feminine weighted heart
But, do you wanna know 
the real funny part
I’ll give you a good 
Pagliacci laughing head start
My partner likes to dress up 
as a man
Likes to wear custom fabric pants
Drapes himself in the dark cloak
of a masculine life
But says he can only be himself
when he’s around me,
and away from his wife
Ha ha ... funny story, don’t you think — 
I think not!

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