Jack Ellison Poet Narrative

Strange Definitions 2

EXHAUSTED = Ted's all worn out

EMBARRASSES = Them bare asses

CRESCENDO = Toothpaste in your endo

HAPPINESS = Happy with your private male part

PISTOL = Charge for going pee

FOOTAGE = How old is your foot

EDUCATION = Studying while on vacation

FORTUNATE = Ate four tunas

ALTERATIONS = Change rations

INFORMATION = All lined up in a row

REGISTRATE = Reginald is heterosexual

PHOTOGRAPH = Picture of a chart

DICTIONARY = Never shun your private part

CAREER = Back end of a car

EXPOSURE = Formerly poop for sure

WINDOWPANE = Ow that wind is painful

POLITICIANS = A parrot who shuns the limelight

BLOCKBUSTERS = People who get in the way of a bus

ANNIVERSARY = Backside on backwards

CANADIAN = Ian is a good adder

OPPORTUNITY = Oh a poor choice of a nitty gritty tune

PERPETUAL = Average price of pets in the deep south

CENTIPEDES = Price per foot of a cheap pair of shoes

MISCELLANEOUS = A missile aimed at our back end



© Jack Ellison 2014

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Dorian Petersen Potter December 19, 2014 at 7:55 AM Excellent golden pen Jack! Some great ones to learn memorize my dear friend.A 7 for you! Have a very beautiful evening! I'll be back to visit you more been overload with so much lately my dear friend, but for sure do my best to come every week more often to see you.ok.:) Love and hugs! xxxx D. Jack Ellison December 19, 2014 at 8:02 AM It's that time of year when time seems to speed up and there's never enough of it to do all the things we need to do to get ready for the big day!!! Your comments are always so sweet and so welcome... you're a joy! Love you dear friend! XXXX Jack

Carol Eastman December 18, 2014 at 8:11 AM One week until Christmas and Dragon is getting excited... It's trying to snow here, and that's getting the penguins excited... I cleaned the house and that got the dogs excited to get out of my way. I got a new night gown so when the kids get here they won't see me embarrassed... That got Hubby laughing... Well... You can't win them all... LOL... Can't say I didn't try, tho... Jack Ellison December 19, 2014 at 7:30 AM We've been dumped on a couple of times but the mild temps keep melting it away! YEE HAW! Maybe we'll have a milder than usual winter... got everything crossed! Love and huggles XXXX