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Four Years of Wings

It’s been four years since she grew her wings,
Time softly passed on silent strings.
A loving wife, a loyal friend,
A bond too strong for death to end.

They say time heals a broken heart,
But mine just learned to play the part.
It doesn’t ache the way it did—
It hides behind a hopeful lid.

God had a plan, I understand,
Yet still I reach to hold her hand.
I thank Him for the time we shared,
For all the ways she truly cared.

Though she's not here in form or face,
Her spirit fills the empty space.
The lessons come, her voice still near,
In dreams, in signs, she’s always here.

From Dukes of Hazzard, racing fast,
To Supernatural’s haunted past,?We laughed, we cried, we made our way,
Through every show and every day.

Crystals, chakras—oh, she tried,
With open heart and arms spread wide.
She spun my world, yet kept me still,
With steady love, unshaken will.

Though gone in body, not in soul,
She lives in me, she keeps me whole.
“Not forgotten"—true, you know,
My heart will always let it show.

So four years on, and still she sings,
In whispers, dreams, and angel wings.
And while I walk this path alone,
She is the light that leads me home.

The Late Michael Alldredge

He guest-starred on "The Jeffersons" and "Serpico".
He also guest-starred on "The Bob Newhart Show".
He starred in "The Sting II", "Iron Eagle" and other flicks.
This very talented man died at the young age of fifty-six.
He guest-starred on "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and "Archie Bunker's Place".
Lung cancer ended his life too soon and he was a credit to the Human Race.


[Dedicated to Michael Alldredge (1941-1997) who died on December 19, 1997]


Premium Member Shred and delete'

Thats what we are seeing.' Its going to take rank and file
Disclosure..Or maybe a recording to be found in a boot
Sale i'd hazzard' to get (a grain of fresh disclosure) from
The locked up case? Of the island predator.' Strange how
Much time this luggage has done already? Will there be a
Liable case about the case? Is it a case of its a trunk in the
Drunk tank?  Sorta misplaced?? I bet some heads of states
Are sleeping a little easier.? All over the world and in stardom there heve been so few.' Movies on this.! Maybe
A feature will pop up.? Some one might screen it on a
City wall? In a very busy time ( thats the only way i''d say )
Out from the ' sound of silence?'

Premium Member HAZZARD ON THE STREET

HAZARD ON THE STREET

Lady really shouldn’t drive,
that old person, hair so white.
She doesn’t know what to do,
such a sad … pathetic sight!

Car horns blowing behind her,
she hears a man rant and rave.
“You shouldn’t be out driving,
you’ve got one foot … in the grave!”

I see why she’s annoying,
she seemed dangerous, too.
Wonder, does she live alone?
Does she have a me … or you?

Perhaps doesn’t have a choice,
when to doctor she must go.
Before you condemn this old soul,
think of elderly … you know.

Glance her way just once again,
put yourself in her sad seat.
One day we too may become
an old Hazard … on the Street!

March 2003

The Late Richard Moll

People are sad because of the death of Richard Moll.
He was a talented actor who stood six feet eight tall.
People will be liars if they say that he was short.
Moll starred in all nine seasons of "Night Court".
He starred twice in "The Dukes of Hazzard" as "Milo".
For many people, his death was a devastating blow.
In addition to starring on television, he also starred in movies.
He was a famous thespian who has died at the age of eighty.

[Dedicated to Richard Moll (1943-2023) who died on October 26, 2023]


Premium Member Hurricane Lee

They say we’ll get a hurricane,
that they’re calling hurricane Lee.
Probably later this week,
and it’s a category 9 at least.

Some are saying prayers, but I say:
Why’s God sending it here?
Someone must be sinning a LOT.
Hey, don’t look at me - I’m not.

You’d think that would affect our classes,
that maybe we’d get hazzard passes,
for assignments that are due,
but nope, it isn’t true.

“I don’t want to hear excuses,”
my chem professor said,
“the only acceptable excuse is,
that you’re dead.”

Premium Member Silhouettes

SILHOUETTES
 languish
shrouded
 invisible
a
 mecurial

so
 profound
in
destructive
 might
a moment
of
 hazzard
to
overlook
in
an
unveiled
atmosphere

 random
suspended
imagery
lingered long
clearly
 distinctive
 gazing
   element
ferocity
  unleashed
without
 recourse

a chaotic
resonated
 surging
power


NOTE:THIS IS AN OPEN(organic) FORM VERSE   using spaces&breaks without grammatical symbols ,the ' open' relies upon 'the one breath limitation' & so inherently requires the 'reader' (reciter) to input and responds thus making this enigmatic form a two way interplay & interpretatIon unique to the moment& changing according to mood is inherently variable.
Copyright © Brian Strand

The Late Christopher Mayer

He starred in an episode of "18 Wheels Of Justice".
He died ten years ago today and his name was Chris.
He starred in a movie that is titled "Stunts Unlimited".
His fans were sad when they learned that he was dead.

When we lost him at the age of fifty-seven, we lost him too soon.
He starred in "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and "The Dukes" cartoon.
He was temporarily hired when the producers had to replace Luke.
I think that he did an admirable job when he starred as Vance Duke.

He starred in "Official Denial", "Raven" and "East Meets West".
He also starred in two episodes of "Xena: Warrior Princess".
He starred in "Liar Liar" and it's sad to know that he's gone for good.
He and Coy fought the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.

[Dedicated to Christopher Mayer (1954-2011) who died ten years ago today on July 23, 2011]

The Death of Chad Sheets

When I learned about his death, it was hard to believe.
An actor died twenty years ago today on Christmas Eve.
Sadly, he died at the young age of twenty-six.
He starred in The Supernaturals, A Smoky Mountain Christmas and other flicks.

He starred in The Dukes of Hazzard and Magnum P.I. as well.
He tried to beat Colon Cancer but sadly, he was destined to fail.
When a person dies on Christmas Eve, it's a shame.
He was a talented actor and Chad Sheets was his name.

[Dedicated to Chad L. Sheets (1972-1998) who died on December 24, 1998.]

Deputy Enos Strate

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only girl I want to date.
People like me because I'm Hazzard's only honest cop.
I had my own show over 30 years ago but it was a flop.

I work for Sheriff Coltrane and J.D. Hogg and if you deal with them, you will get conned.
I eat the General Lee's dust and I constantly drive my patrol car into the Hazzard Pond.
I wreck a lot of cars because the Duke Boys are who I have to chase.
People make fun of me because I always have a silly grin on my face.

I was humiliated when Bo and Luke hung me on the wall like a side of beef.
Rosco always calls me a dipstick and because of him, I've seen a lot of grief.
Daisy won't marry me even though I try again and again.
I guess that I'm doomed to die a sexually frustrated virgin.

(This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show.)

Premium Member Hazzard On the Street

 

HAZARD ON THE STREET

She really shouldn’t drive
That old person hair so white
She doesn’t know what to do
Such a sad pathetic sight!

Car horns blow behind her
She hears a man rant and rave,
“You shouldn’t be out driving,
You’ve got one foot in the grave”

I see why she’s annoying
She seemed so dangerous too.
Wonder does she live alone,
Does she have a me or you?

Perhaps doesn’t have a choice
When to Doctor she must go.
Before you condemn old soul
Think of elderly you know.

Glance her way once again
Put yourself in her sad seat.
One day we too may become
An old Hazard on the Street!


Barbara Barry-Nishanian
March 2003.  copyright

Love You ,My Man

You are the shine in my life,
I loved to be called as your wife.

Our love is pure,
You should be mine forever.

You personality is wizzard,
And your smile is  hazzard.

My heart was stubborn,
Now you are my bourbon!

Honey I'm your bunny,
You are everything not your money!

Premium Member Raining

Raining acorns, plentiful supply
Trees of the forest feed
Squirrels, deer, field rats, chipmonks eat
Some are cracked and reseed

Those acorns that pour in the yard
A nuisance can truly be
Slipping hazzard, trees come up galore
But the shade of that tree

Shade that cools a larg area
On those hot summer days
Thanks should be spoken for that gift
And for a place to play

Good and bad in everything
From nature to mankind
Let me be thankful for the good
And the bad not to mind

Coy and Vance

We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke.
When people watched us on TV, it made them puke.
Many people changed the channel when our show was on.
The once high ratings of the show were gone.
We were basically clones of Luke and Bo.
People cheered when we left the show.
We were good at fighting crime and getting out of jams.
But many people didn't care, they didn't give a damn.
People hated us and I think that was pretty low.
I'll kick your ass if you didn't watch us on the show.

(This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show.)

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