Long Hazzard Poems

speculative fictional account
courtesy yours truly interpretation
impossible mission to surmount
tooling topographic factors,
solving quadratic equations, 
rubik's cube generally tantamount.

Perchance yar juiced
a young man or woman
Aladdin on cusp of securing lass
maybe born, bread and raised
in the city that...

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(The Spanish conquerors of the
Americas read out their legal
document, the "Requerimiento",
to the Indians.  Failure to comply
meant the Spanish were free to
do what they wanted.)

Conquistadors in Vera Cruz 
found themselves a radical ruse. 
If pillaging...

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got work to do 
                              ...

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I didn't realize it then,
when I was potty training
my sons back when,
they were toddlers
and still in diapers,
that they were also
in training for the day,
when I'd become
middle aged
and slightly gray,
and suddenly 
became incontinent….
I remember driving
them in...

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I was born in nineteen sixty nine
just off the block and in my prime
now let me introduce you to 
some pertty good friends of mine

Let's start with my uncle Jesse
to me he looks like he's...

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Previously-Owned Car for Sale

By Elton Camp

(This write assumes knowledge of the 
TV program “The Dukes of Hazzard.”)

This car just simply runs like a dream
That it can fly, it does almost seem

It’s owners so smoothly get...

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I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only girl I want to date.
People like me because I'm Hazzard's only honest cop.
I had my own...

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He starred in an episode of "18 Wheels Of Justice".
He died ten years ago today and his name was Chris.
He starred in a movie that is titled "Stunts Unlimited".
His fans were sad when they learned...

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We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime.
When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time.
Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in the General Lee.
When we tell him that...

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(Dedicated to Waylon Jennings who died February 13, 2002.)

You were the balladeer in the movie 'Moon runners' that was made in the 
seventies.
Several years later you became the balladeer in the Dukes of Hazzard on...

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SILHOUETTES
 languish
shrouded
 invisible
a
 mecurial

so
 profound
in
destructive
 might
a moment
of
 hazzard
to
overlook
in
an
unveiled
atmosphere

 random
suspended
imagery
lingered long
clearly
 distinctive
 gazing
   element
ferocity
  unleashed
without
 recourse

a chaotic
resonated
 surging
power


NOTE:THIS IS AN OPEN(organic) FORM VERSE   using spaces&breaks without grammatical symbols ,the ' open' relies upon 'the one breath limitation' & so inherently requires the 'reader' (reciter) to input and responds thus making...

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HAZARD ON THE STREET

She really shouldn’t drive
That old person hair so white
She doesn’t know what to do
Such a sad pathetic sight!

Car horns blow behind her
She hears a man rant and rave,
“You shouldn’t be out...

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I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane.
People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain.
I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg.
He hates the Dukes and he also hates my dog.
I usually...

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I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me,...

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I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me,...

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We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke.
When people watched us on TV, it made them puke.
Many people changed the channel when our show was on.
The once high ratings of the show were...

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When I learned about his death, it was hard to believe.
An actor died twenty years ago today on Christmas Eve.
Sadly, he died at the young age of twenty-six.
He starred in The Supernaturals, A Smoky Mountain...

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People are sad because of the death of Richard Moll.
He was a talented actor who stood six feet eight tall.
People will be liars if they say that he was short.
Moll starred in all nine seasons...

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They say we’ll get a hurricane,
that they’re calling hurricane Lee.
Probably later this week,
and it’s a category 9 at least.

Some are saying prayers, but I say:
Why’s God sending it here?
Someone must be sinning a LOT.
Hey, don’t...

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Raining acorns, plentiful supply
Trees of the forest feed
Squirrels, deer, field rats, chipmonks eat
Some are cracked and reseed

Those acorns that pour in the yard
A nuisance can truly be
Slipping hazzard, trees come up galore
But the shade of...

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