Best Hazzard Poems
Hazzard On the Street
HAZARD ON THE STREET
She really shouldn’t drive
That old person hair so white
She doesn’t know what to do
Such a sad pathetic sight!
Car horns blow behind her
She hears a man rant and rave,
“You shouldn’t be out driving,
You’ve got one foot in the grave”
I see why she’s...
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Categories:
hazzard, humorous, old, people, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
The Cast of the Dukes of HazzardThe Cast of the Dukes of Hazzard
By Elton Camp
Daisy is sure a cutie
Enos acts too fruity
Cooter’s full of dirt
Jesse’s way too curt
Bo is too full of self
Luke to reason’s deaf
Coltrane is too weak
Too much of a sneak
General Lee, you see,
Is too orange for me
Boss Hogg’s...
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Categories:
hazzard, funny
Form:
Rhyme
HAZZARD ON THE STREETHAZARD ON THE STREET
Lady really shouldn’t drive,
that old person, hair so white.
She doesn’t know what to do,
such a sad … pathetic sight!
Car horns blowing behind her,
she hears a man rant and rave.
“You shouldn’t be out driving,
you’ve got one foot … in the grave!”
I see why...
Continue reading...
Categories:
hazzard, age, humanity, life, lonely,
Form:
Rhyme