Short Hazzard Poems

You are the shine in my life,
I loved to be called as your wife.

Our love is pure,
You should be mine forever.

You personality is wizzard,
And your smile is  hazzard.

My heart was stubborn,
Now you are my bourbon!

Honey I'm your bunny,
You are everything not your money!...

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The Cast of the Dukes of Hazzard

By Elton Camp

Daisy is sure a cutie
Enos acts too fruity

Cooter’s full of dirt
Jesse’s way too curt

Bo is too full of self
Luke to reason’s deaf

Coltrane is too weak
Too much of a sneak

General Lee, you see,
Is too orange for me

Boss Hogg’s the star
Greed’ll take him far...

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your singing is great 
And so are you-





I had to post this- LOL. I wrote this for John Schneider (Dukes of Hazzard) when I was 5.
He came to my town for a concert, he was a country/ western singer at the time. I remember
it was raining, I went right up to the stage and handed him this poem, which was written
in marker-
and leaking and running- LOL. Got the biggest, cutest smile from him. I do believe he was
my first crush!...

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