Haunch Poems | Examples

hypnotic hips

.

      her haunch in concert
dangling from her belly's taut 
               
               hern hips
           lifting     mons
                   her            
                 moves

I marvel at those, and not

I marvel at stranger’s kindness,
At beauty born of a child’s smile,
Its imprint etched on memory,
Ah to re-live after a while.

Why, goodness of any kind soul,
A kindly touch on mortal flesh
Retained till wrinkled gets the skin,
Till scorched at death, turned into ash.

I marvel at an autumn leaf
That leaves, not a word of regret
On face, nor of its mother tree
I marvel at the souls grown great.

And how can I forget cuckoo
That waits for someone’s views nor clues,
And sings, world approves it or not,
An alibi there’s, nor excuse.

Those that wait not for weather warm,
And in silence venture ships launch,
Nigh undeterred by thoughts of storm,
Not those that hide behind loin haunch.
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Musings |17.04.2024| smile, soul

Haltingly With Excite

.

                 She laid poised
               'pon mine bedroll
                  Eyne beaming
                         lips
                     displaying 
            with sweet wide smile
                    hern pearls

           My kneez were buckling
         whilst mine eyne slithered
                her twisted torso

       ‘Exposing with relish she wuz
                hern hale haunch
                     Cocksure’

              What lover uv write
                  Would ignore
                    This share
                        Uv i
               “mine two digits
                      tap tap
                      tapping
              ‘pon this machine
              Whilst mine other 
               duke’s two digits
                       pulled
            Haltingly with excite
                         her 
           bikini bottom’s bowed
                       string”





*Cocksure: overly confident
  Hale: sound; free from defect


Premium Member The Lost Monkey

I found him at the Shelter, scraggly dirty and begging for bananas 
as he jumped up and down he screeched, eek eek mama mama? 
So I brought him home and gave him a name and a bubble bath 
Jiffy Pop I called him cuz 1st he rolled a kernel then he'd scath

I noticed he got very quiet when I brought him home alone 
since he couldn't talk, his depression became full blown 
I didn't know how to cheer him up, only bananas did the trick 
He didn't  appear disabled, and apparently,  he wasn't sick 
So I took him out for a walk over by the Valley of big trees 
he quickly jumped up a tree and swung just as he pleased 
Jiffy Pop was a  natural when it came to swinging branches 
but they didn't have bananas so he sat upon his haunch 

Bet he came from Africa bet he came from Zimbabwe
but he was my Jiffy and I loved him, anyway, ...
down the tree he came, home to eat bananas we did go 
and after all that exercise, yes, he did have a glow .

Premium Member Cat Crawl

My cat Shark has a flat butt crawl
that I call the cat crawl.
When he flattens his back haunch
down and starts crawling I
know he's got a bird or a mole
in his sights

He only does the cat crawl
when he's in full-blown 
hunt mode.

In seconds I see him make
a through the air pounce that
would give a professional 
long jumper a run for his
money.

I keep saying I'm going to
put a bell on him, but I do
not because it's truly his
favorite sport, and the
only exercise he gets.

He would weigh three
hundred pounds without
this little dab of exercise.

Premium Member On His Haunch

A man did chew, and he just knew
On his haunch, he needed the loo
He didn’t make it 
A disgraceful fit 
It went everywhere, all the poo

Russell Sivey


Realm of the Beautiful

.

                         Oh 
              their beauty may be 
                    skin deep

                         Yet
                  As mine digit’s 
                        Touch
                  the tumid flesh
                        giggles
   
                   lips and jowls
                        quiver
                  with mine each
                        press

                 haunch and hips
                      shudder

                          Oh 
                  their beauty is 
                 skin deep alright

                Those beautiful lips
                   as they shook
               calling out my name

                 those tears of joy
               from the caverns of 
                         deep

                          Oh 
                      that  was 
                       beauty

Relentless Lips

.

             Your haunch
         Not a bone to see
          Just your pretty
              yourn flesh

    And where mine lips love 
                                            
                      i 
                    long 
                     to 
                     be

Premium Member Wind Horse

running free, wild, brave
tail streaming high in the wind
hoof pounding the earth

horses turn their haunch
to show their scorn for the storm 
and nature’s tantrum

allows man to think
he can command elegance
and tame the wild heart

Goat Drama

goat-throat spittle…
clippety-clop baaaah
petting zoo aggression?

coiled haunch with head hung low
fibrous horns poised…
charge! crack! thud!

empty victories
beget
sad kings

weary actors on dusty stage
same lines
same script

strange skulls
hiding
glass-blank eyes

quiet ghosts
never
forget

Premium Member Buba Claus

‘Twas close to the day when Buba Claus,
His red nose and Bowie knife shining,
Would be off to fill the manly's hearths,
With bacon for their frying.


The ground was bare of snow or ice, 
The sky was clear of reindeer. 
But Buba Claus was loading his sleigh, 
Real high, with good stout Yule beer?
 

 
Buba Claus was out in force, 
His NRA cronies in tow, 
To fill naughty radicals stockings, 
With tiny bits of coal. 

 
Cigars dangled from their lips, 
A spittoon he placed by their feet, 
And, before the sleigh rose off the ground; 
They tossed in another side of beef. 

 
Each carnivore, they laughingly swore; 
Would have their fill this year, 
And Bambi blanched as He flew by, 
While Teddy Bears ran in fear! 

 
Over New Canaan His courses flew, 
Past the homes of vegetarians; 
And down their chimneys they did toss; 
The views of Libertarians! 


And when the last haunch was placed, 
Upon the spits of the mighty, 
His spat his cud of gnarly gum, 
Into the spittoon real tidy! 

 
Then he flew off with a Ho, Ho, Ho, 
And, not the ones for plowing  
Cause Buba Claus had his own ideas 
Of all Santa's sissy endowings!

The Raunchy Haunch

“Quick smart struck onion!
You metronomous fishy tail!
You’ll not be taken in by me, 
you fraudulent legume!”

I seemed to have soundly unsettled her
Set her mind cross firing, flailing
But it’s not such a thing to be nettled for
No reason for wail and paling

“Quick, smart, lush young-one!
You’re melodious, pithy, hale!
I’m already taken much with you; 
please do let me resume!”  

Still I unbloomered my hand and bloused it
Found her skin a singin’ an’ tinglin’
Thrilled firm and brazenly arouse-ed 
Her dissent clearly dissemblin’

“Oh quick, start, rush lovin’!
My ‘band’s a louse, gritty, stale!
But he’ll not be taking long from now, 
or so we should assume!”

That’s when I heard an unsettling foot step
Eared hobnail booting scooting
And so sought out the exit I 'ad free kept
Flash fear foul intention mooting

Quick; dark, hush, re-button!
Your ‘band sussed our betrayal!
I’d best be taking my leave ‘bout now,
I’ll see you in no time soon!”

Premium Member A Red Neck Xmas ( For Robert D.)

‘Twas close to the day when Buba Claus,
His red nose and Bowie knife shining,
Would be off to fill the manly's hearths,
With bacon for their frying.

The ground was bare of snow or ice, 
The sky was clear of reindeer. 
But Buba Claus was loading his sleigh, 
Real high, with good stout Yule beer? 
 
Buba Claus was out in force, 
His NRA cronies in tow, 
To fill naughty radicals stockings, 
With tiny bits of coal. 
 
Cigars dangled from their lips, 
A spittoon he placed by their feet, 
And, before the sleigh rose off the ground; 
They tossed in another side of beef. 
 
Each carnivore, they laughingly swore; 
Would have their fill this year, 
And Bambi blanched as He flew by, 
While Teddy Bears ran in fear! 
 
Over New Canaan His courses flew, 
Past the homes of vegetarians; 
And down their chimneys they did toss; 
The views of Libertarians! 

And when the last haunch was placed, 
Upon the spits of the mighty, 
His spat his cud of gnarly gum, 
Into the spittoon real tidy! 
 
Then he flew off with a Ho, Ho, Ho, 
And, not the ones for plowing  
Cause Buba Claus had his own ideas 
Of all Santa's sissy endowings!

Premium Member A Red Neck Xmas

'Twas close to the day when Buba Claus,
His red nose and Bowie knife shining,
Would be off to fill the manly's hearths,
With bacon for their frying.

The ground was bare of snow or ice, 
The sky was clear of reindeer. 
But Buba Claus was loading his sleigh, 
Real high, with good stout Yule beer? 
 
Buba Claus was out in force, 
His NRA cronies in tow, 
To fill naughty radicals stockings, 
With tiny bits of coal. 
 
Cigars dangled from their lips, 
A spittoon he placed by their feet, 
And, before the sleigh rose off the ground; 
They tossed in another side of beef. 
 
Each carnivore, they laughingly swore; 
Would have their fill this year, 
And Bambi blanched as He flew by, 
While Teddy Bears ran in fear! 
 
Over New Canaan His courses flew, 
Past the homes of vegetarians; 
And down their chimneys they did toss; 
The views of Libertarians! (gasp) 
 
And when the last haunch was placed, 
Upon the spits of the mighty, 
His spat his cud of gnarly gum, 
Into the spittoon real tidy! 
 
Then he flew off with a Ho, Ho, Ho, 
And, not the ones for plowing (wink)
Cause Buba Claus had his own ideas 
Of all Santa's sissy endowings!

Premium Member Ho, Ho, Ho / a Redneck Xmas

‘Twas close to the day when Buba Claus,
His red nose and Bowie knife shining,
Would be off to fill the manly's hearths,
With bacon for their frying.

The ground was bare of snow or ice, 
The sky was clear of reindeer. 
But Buba Claus was loading his sleigh, 
Real high, with good stout Yule beer? 
 
Buba Claus was out in force, 
His NRA cronies in tow, 
To fill naughty radicals stockings, 
With tiny bits of coal. 
 
Cigars dangled from their lips, 
A spittoon he placed by their feet, 
And, before the sleigh rose off the ground; 
They tossed in another side of beef. 
 
Each carnivore, they laughingly swore; 
Would have their fill this year, 
And Bambi blanched as He flew by, 
While Teddy Bears ran in fear! 
 
Over New Canaan His courses flew, 
Past the homes of vegetarians; 
And down their chimneys they did toss; 
The views of Libertarians!  
 
And when the last haunch was placed, 
Upon the spits of the mighty, 
His spat his cud of gnarly gum, 
Into the spittoon real tidy! 
 
Then he flew off with a Ho, Ho, Ho, 
And, not the ones for plowing 
Cause Buba Claus had his own ideas 
Of all Santa’s sissy endowings!

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