Best Haunch Poems

“Quick smart struck onion!
You metronomous fishy tail!
You’ll not be taken in by me, 
you fraudulent legume!”

I seemed to have soundly unsettled her
Set her mind cross firing, flailing
But it’s not such a thing to be nettled for
No reason for wail and paling

“Quick, smart, lush young-one!
You’re melodious,...

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A man did chew, and he just knew
On his haunch, he needed the loo
He didn’t make it 
A disgraceful fit 
It went everywhere, all the poo

Russell Sivey...

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