On His Haunch

A man did chew, and he just knew
On his haunch, he needed the loo
He didn’t make it 
A disgraceful fit 
It went everywhere, all the poo

Russell Sivey
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Muideen Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 3:52 PM
lol! what an extremely funny poem. I enjoyed the read greatly.
Onclaud Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 2:22 PM
laughing all the way, russell... a light ennergy is a greeat healer.. huggs
Pandit Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 8:30 AM
Well written Limerick, Russell!
Flats Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 8:17 AM
A poolishish limrik! Glad to see you back in the saddle again. Hope your recovery is speedy! ~ john
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September 5, 2017 at 8:09 AM
Oh Russel, I hope that wasn't you! ;) well, it can happen to anyone... Fun fodder for poetry!
Warrior Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 8:09 AM
A poo-ish poetic ponder my friend lol...great Limerick Russell...god bless...^WW^
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