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Plagued By Memories
...Memories of whip-lashing words steeped me deep into a roil of rancid oil my soul a weeping blistered sore my heart a gangrene amputee pus-green-memories rupture to plague me infection still......
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Susan Ashley
Categories:
half wit,
abuse, dark, memory, pain,
Form:
Free verse
Rambling Thoughts
...Sleep still ain't shhtt It's like my eyes n brain js quit Maybe it helps sometimes..a bit But my very own reality is soooo much more than legit. If I never had to sleep, I swear I'd stay running......
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Molly Lamer
Categories:
half wit,
life, truth,
Form:
Free verse
witch's cauldron sets the mood
...witch’s cauldron had bit of a hiccup today ghosts and goblins laughed about it a bit Halloween humor lives beyond the fray Dracula’s ghost appeared with a happy hey some of the warlocks and wiz......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
half wit,
halloween,
Form:
Villanelle
Persona Non Grata
... Persona Non Grata She was persona non grata. But, very blessed to not know it. Her loving words, but a naive sonata, Unaware, she was thought of, as a half wit. ......
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Panagiota Romios
Categories:
half wit,
bullying, feelings, football, god,
Form:
Rhyme
'Silly' Me
...“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” - Anonymous Silliness is not a curse, it's a blessing if you care to know.......
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MB Farookh
Categories:
half wit,
confidence, growing up, happiness,
Form:
List
Imagination
...We all have one one of our very own there is no need to share no sulking because we think that we were not given enough no guilt because we think that we were given too much we do not have to hi......
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Rory Galbraith
Categories:
half wit,
imagination,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Various Heresies 10
...Various Heresies 10 God to Man, Contra Bataan by Michael R. Burch Earth, what-d’ya make of global warming? Perth is endangered, the high seas storming. Now all my creatures, from maggot ......
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Michael Burch
Categories:
half wit,
bible, christian, earth, god,
Form:
Rhyme
Various Heresies 9
...Various Heresies 9 Post-Nashville Covenant by Michael R. Burch We love our God. We love our guns. We despise the weak. Don’t call us Huns! We love our kids. We love our schools. We lov......
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Michael Burch
Categories:
half wit,
christian, death, god, heaven,
Form:
Rhyme
Brad and Sally
...My god, red bra, orange pants, and green socks, I’m making love to a traffic light. Get on with it. I can’t, where do I start. What does it matter? It matters a lot, if I start with your ......
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Paul Bell
Categories:
half wit,
fantasy, goodbye, humorous, sensual,
Form:
Free verse
What Fascinates Me
...How cool to sway naïves unaware, Cooler still, a man of ken fair, Even a wall were I persist, Not one— a half-wit puffed with air! How pundits are plagued with spite’s tide, Powerful with ov......
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Aniruddha Pathak
Categories:
half wit,
life, world,
Form:
Quatrain
A Special Recommendation
...I completely trust Bob On every tricky job, For all that he knows, The way his thought flows; For his wisdom that grows. Up Bob’s idea would bob, From cynics snatching the power to rob… Bo......
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Chinedum Ekwobi
Categories:
half wit,
appreciation, beauty, celebration, change,
Form:
Rhyme
Halfway To Somewhere Else
...[this was written to celebrate July 2nd, the halfway point of the year] I've been called... half pint half wit half awake ...and half a dozen other half-baked semi-insults that I h......
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John Watt
Categories:
half wit,
life,
Form:
Free verse
The Boy At Ticonderoga, Part Iii
......Duncan pulled free and sprinted, half-mad, tears streaming as he made his retreat, he’d never imagined hell this bad, and didn’t much care if they were beat. All he desired was to get clear, ......
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David Welch
Categories:
half wit,
america, conflict, confusion, death,
Form:
Epic
Her Hobby Is Collecting Men
...Her hobby is collecting men And most of them will do The half-wit wonders out again Who take the scenic view Her beauty is expendable Her feelings even more Her duty is dependable To those w......
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Bryan Norton
Categories:
half wit,
longing, love,
Form:
Rhyme
This Could Be Washington's View
...This could be Washington's View Only slightly tongue in cheek By Franklin Price 6/10/2017 This could be Washington's view They've nothing better to do Get Trump quickly out They stamp and th......
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Franklin Price
Categories:
half wit,
political,
Form:
Limerick
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