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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Neil Gaiman |

If most people said what's on their minds, they'd be speechless.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E Neuman |

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E Neuman |

It's a good idea to keep your words soft and sweet because you never know when you'll have to eat them.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E Neuman |

The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells them to make others feel small.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Elmer Wheeler |