Long Half wit Poems
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Have Done With It
Have you ever played with it?
Even if just a bit.
Or thrown it.
Because you were in a snit.
Did you ever eat it?
Then throw out the pit.
Or caught it.
In your mitt.
Would you yell at it?
In a momentary...
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Categories:
half wit, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Various Heresies 9
Various Heresies 9
Post-Nashville Covenant
by Michael R. Burch
We love our God.
We love our guns.
We despise the weak.
Don’t call us Huns!
We love our kids.
We love our schools.
We love our guns.
Don’t call us fools!
We pledge ourselves
to the strong...
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Categories:
half wit, christian, death, god, heaven, life, religion, religious,
Form:
Rhyme
Various Heresies 10
Various Heresies 10
God to Man, Contra Bataan
by Michael R. Burch
Earth, what-d’ya make of global warming?
Perth is endangered, the high seas storming.
Now all my creatures, from maggot to man
Know how it felt on the march to...
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Categories:
half wit, bible, christian, earth, god, heaven, jesus, religion,
Form:
Rhyme
The Boy At Ticonderoga, Part Iii
...Duncan pulled free and sprinted, half-mad,
tears streaming as he made his retreat,
he’d never imagined hell this bad,
and didn’t much care if they were beat.
All he desired was to get clear,
to run himself far away from...
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Categories:
half wit, america, conflict, confusion, death, fear, history, war,
Form:
Epic
Brad and Sally
My god, red bra, orange pants, and green socks, I’m making love to a traffic light.
Get on with it.
I can’t, where do I start.
What does it matter?
It matters a lot, if I start with your...
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Categories:
half wit, fantasy, goodbye, humorous, sensual,
Form:
Free verse
Keep An Open Mind
Well if there's one thing I've learned in this lifetime of mine
Is that you got to KEEP AN OPEN MIND...
All you left handed people with them scientific brains
Might say well this and that can be...
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Categories:
half wit, dream, emotions, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
This Could Be Washington's View
This could be Washington's View
Only slightly tongue in cheek
By Franklin Price
6/10/2017
This could be Washington's view
They've nothing better to do
Get Trump quickly out
They stamp and they shout
He's not here for me or for you
He's here for...
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Categories:
half wit, political,
Form:
Limerick
Her Hobby Is Collecting Men
Her hobby is collecting men
And most of them will do
The half-wit wonders out again
Who take the scenic view
Her beauty is expendable
Her feelings even more
Her duty is dependable
To those who run the store
She knows what lies...
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Categories:
half wit, longing, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Plagued By Memories
Memories of whip-lashing words
steep me deep into a roil of rancid oil
my soul a weeping blistered sore
my heart a gangrene amputee
pus-green-memories rupture to plague me
infection still oozes from core’s moaning...
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Categories:
half wit, abuse, dark, memory, pain, relationship, remember, violence,
Form:
Free verse
Imagination
We all have one
one of our very own
there is no need to share
no sulking because we think that we were not given enough
no guilt because we think that we were given too much
we do not...
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Categories:
half wit, imagination,
Form:
Prose Poetry
'Silly' Me
“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” - Anonymous
Silliness is not a curse, it's a blessing if you...
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Categories:
half wit, confidence, growing up, happiness, inspiration, introspection, metaphor,
Form:
List
I'D Rather Freeze!
HER:
I'm on this blind date.
HIM:
(Baby, it's cold outside).
HER:
This date AIN'T so great!
HIM:
(Baby, it's cold outside).
HER:
I'd rather be home...
and watch paint dry!
It takes me five hours to get ready!
My Dior dress looks sexy...
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Categories:
half wit, funnyme,
Form:
Lyric
Don'T Love As If Your Map Is Reality
A map's a guide to find a world
Knitted by angels,plain or pearled,
And though you need a map as guide,
Keep your own eyes open...
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Categories:
half wit, forgiveness, hope, love, philosophy, visionary, words, rain,
Form:
Rhyme
Rambling Thoughts
Sleep still ain't shhtt
It's like my eyes n brain js quit
Maybe it helps sometimes..a bit
But my very own reality is soooo much more than legit.
If I never had to sleep,
I swear I'd stay running in...
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Categories:
half wit, life, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Don'T Love As If
A map's a guide to find a world
Knitted by angels,plain or pearled,
And though you need a map as guide,
Keep your own eyes open wide.
I spent a year caught in a map
Until I found a big...
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Categories:
half wit, life, love, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Fool
While you weren't looking
While you were away
I climbed upon this mountain
To become the man I am today
You barely even noticed
The shape of your disgrace
I barely can remember
The look of your face
You would have let me...
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Categories:
half wit, angst, childhoodme, me,
Form:
Rhyme
It Gets Tedious Trying To Teach You Half-Wit Poets How To Write Something of Substance
SANK---SHOE----ARY
One evening I sank into a sanctuary
I wasn't lonely although i was alone
I once visited a maudlin mortuary
and it made me wish i were nothing but bone
no flesh to sweat nor tears to shed
just my...
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Categories:
half wit, children,
Form:
Quatrain
I Don'T Understand
You say I don't understand
You think what you said was pure gold and that I don't understand
Damn right I don't understand!
I don't understand how you can be so closed minded
Though on outer-look, from the perspective...
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Categories:
half wit, anger, satire, slam, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
What Fascinates Me
How cool to sway naïves unaware,
Cooler still, a man of ken fair,
Even a wall were I persist,
Not one— a half-wit puffed with air!
How pundits are plagued with spite’s tide,
Powerful with over-spilling pride,
Green horns...
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Categories:
half wit, life, world,
Form:
Quatrain
witch's cauldron sets the mood
witch’s cauldron had bit of a hiccup today
ghosts and goblins laughed about it a bit
Halloween humor lives beyond the fray
Dracula’s ghost appeared with a happy hey
some of the warlocks and wizards had a fit
witch’s cauldron...
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Categories:
half wit, halloween,
Form:
Villanelle
Halfway To Somewhere Else
[this was written to celebrate July 2nd, the halfway point of the year]
I've been called...
half pint
half wit
half awake
...and half a dozen other half-baked
semi-insults that I have
half a mind
to half-heartedly
ignore
I'm somewhere in the middle...
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Categories:
half wit, life,
Form:
Free verse
About Years
About a year
to clear out the fear
of lying
down under the resounding thunder
About time
that I see the crimes
or find the time
to think
About time
I have seen the dream
and felt the pelt
of half wit help and fall down
gravitational...
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Categories:
half wit, inspirational, introspection, life, on work and working,
Form:
I do not know?
Persona Non Grata
Persona Non Grata
She was persona non grata.
But, very blessed to not know it.
Her loving...
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Categories:
half wit, bullying, feelings, football, god, heaven, hope, loss,
Form:
Rhyme
Watched By Men In Black
My phone is being tapped; I’m sure of it
I called a government guy a nitwit
Why did I post that blog?
Am I in such a fog?
Perhaps...
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Categories:
half wit, funny, political,
Form:
Limerick
I Want You
I don't see anybody else because they aren't you.
Somedays, my inspiration flows from my fingertips
Spiraling across pages
Eloquent and heart-wrenching
Other days, I scribble dead end sentences
Sloppy and without passion
The other days aren't you.
They do matter, those...
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Categories:
half wit, culture, for him, love, muse,
Form:
Free verse