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Grooming Poems - Poems about Grooming


Premium Member Grooming Myself
My fingernails are filthy Looks like they are digging ditches while I sleep I begin to groom myself like a cat I do not use my tongue, I use other nails Nails scraping gunk out of other nails Hoping to put off my bath until Wednesday...

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Categories: grooming, me,
Form: Free verse
Grooming well goes a long way
To dress well seems well worth a thought, In merit, dress matters a lot: Dressed in silk, to Vishnu so suave, Father Ocean his daughter gave, In tiger skin, Shiva a venom-pot. _____________________ Translation |22.10.2024| dress, clothes, daughter, marriage Poet’s note: Sanskrit has thousands of verses of...

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Categories: grooming, class, mythology,
Form: Limerick



Rise Above
As a kid, I roamed the vast expanse of the internet Exploring, learning, connecting with others Not realizing the danger lurking in the shadows Of being groomed online by predators in disguise Innocent and naïve, I fell into their trap Their sweet words and promises of friendship and love Leading me down a dark and dangerous path Where trust was shattered and...

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Categories: grooming, child, computer, deep,
Form: Free verse
April Personal grooming Ending Daily Shaving in Retirement
April 4—Personal grooming… Ending Daily Shaving in Retirement When Sam Adams retired from the U.S. Department of State, he made five vows which he kept for years. first, he would quit daily shaving shaving once or twice a month second, he would never wear a suit and tie instead opting for the northwest look Long pants, khaki or jeans, T-shirt and a Western-style shirt like a Pendleton...

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Categories: grooming, angst, anxiety, remember, retirement,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member It's All About Grooming
(Pema, spring 2019) It’s All About Grooming I’ve had my pug now almost 13 years, and we both adore each other, but I clearly have the advantage because I’ve been grooming him all along. It’s no contest really. In 13 years, or about 4700 days, my wife and I have lavished every form of love known to man upon his blessed little soul...

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Categories: grooming, appreciation, dog, perspective, relationship,
Form: Narrative



Negligent Grooming Habits Unbridled
Negligent grooming habits unbridled Apathy toward mine personal hygiene i.e. relinquishing attention linkedin with bare toiletries, cuz I rarely spruced myself up nor never maple leave to cease being hard nut to crack and rendered adopted couture modus operandi of yours truly shabby chic figurative page taken directly from Pigpen's playbook. Indifference to attire automatically spelled damnation when presenting slovenly appearance responding to employment for hire upon returning home...

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Categories: grooming, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Fagot In the Relationship
He stood on his stoop and Proclaimed America's hatred of Men. Allowing people external From relationships to be able to provide a script that creates the grooming of people. By creating the condition speak against the Welfare of all. Making it illegal to use people to the dissactioning Of people. Facts to provide data that increase the risk by creating Circumstances and issues that creates the character...

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Categories: grooming, america, anger,
Form: Bio
Grooming Gaunt Gloom
callous clouds hummed sassy syllables puked dripping dark dribbles vying veil trickles amputated atmosphere bewitched spooky spell enriched thrilled trees trailed crumbling crescendos' wail rusty rhythm raved nudging nature nimble munching meagre mumble bounty boulevard hurdled bridged blitzkrieg bruised grooming gaunt gloom. '20:04:27:18:21 Note: An imitation of an art of nature the Almighty etched in the earth....

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Categories: grooming, nature,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Internet Grooming
Her birth mother was never there - Sal’s always lived in foster care, She cries out for attention, So feels no apprehension, By posting selfies when she’s bare Young Sally is very naive - Her internet ‘mates’ she’ll believe, She sends them nude pics. Foul trolls get their kicks, Her web footprint will never leave 3/11/20...

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Categories: grooming, abuse, body, child, internet,
Form: Limerick
Polish
Polish by Michael R. Burch Your fingers end in talons— the ones you trim to hide the predator inside. Ten thousand creatures sacrificed; but really, what's the loss? Apply a splash of gloss. You picked the perfect color to mirror nature's law: red, like tooth and claw. I thought about titling or subtitling this one “A mini-ode to manicure” but thought...

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Categories: grooming, animal, culture, earth, environment,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dog Is Grooming
Dog is washing her paw Noisiest loudest grooming ever. Gulping and slurping. Chewing and chomping. I no longer hear the ticks of the clock. Or the TV set. All I hear are her incessant Mouth noises. No one has ever been Happier to groom themselves....

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Categories: grooming, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Free verse
My Grooming Shop
Come take a tour, of my grooming shop, at poems end, I'm sure you'll agree, were the best, so forget the rest, C'mon, read on, and see, dogs all check in, in the morn, looking all tattered and worn, now let's trot down this path, for a warm bubble bath, swishing and swashing, as we start dog washing, now groomers try, for that perfect fluff dry, now moving on...

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Categories: grooming, business
Form: Prose Poetry
Grooming
Touchless tips of fingers Cracked with worn down nails space reaching clutching roiling clouded twisted fate Late as usual Lost as usual adrift in dreamless hope breathlessly searching for familiarity Using memories to light avenues In leaf blown swirls of seasons passed Standing barefoot in fresh raked shavings Inhaling dusty warmth Tears form and fall In streams of uselessness ...

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Categories: grooming, friendship, nature,
Form: Blank verse

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