Funny Goodbye Poems | Examples
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Our relationship is on shaky ground
We don't kiss each other like before
We don't say hello and goodbye anymore
We give each other the runaround
For the grace of God
We need to sit down to talk things over
We need the help of the Lord
Countless serious promises were made
That we must keep, cherish and honor
We must always sleep in the same bed
Until the end of time, until eternity
We must behave and act maturely
We must discuss everything thoroughly
We must smile and be nice to each other
We must live in peace and in harmony
And our love and passion must last forever.
Copyright © January,2019 Hebert Logerie All Rights Reserved
Hebert Logerie is the author of several books of poetry.
I REMEMBER MY CREATOR
A GREAT BIG BURLY LAD
I WAS SENT OFF TO THE HARDWARE STORE
TO DO THE SAME JOB AS MY DAD.
A YOUNG CHAP CAME A BOUGHT ME
HE TOOK ME TO THE SITE
HE MADE ME WORK FOR HOURS ON END
MORNING NOON AND NIGHT.
MY BLADE IS GOING RUSTY NOW
MY EDGE HAS GONE TO POT
MY SHAFT THAT ONCE WAS RIGID
IS GOING SOFT AND STARTING TO ROT.
I KNOW MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED
I'M PASSED MY USE BY DATE
COULD YOU TAKE ME TO THE FOUNDRY PLEASE
TURN ME INTO SOMETHING MORE ORNATE.
IT'S HARD WORK BEING A SHOVEL
I WANT TO RETIRE.
I
That’s me
Can’t see you
Though
You're not there
Like me
You see
I’ve got time
Like mine and
Me too
Your through
With me
I see
You that’s
True
Like lines
That see
Me Not
There
With fine
And me too
Through
With you
You’ll see
Me
Drifts
Pen to paper,
sword to the soul,
write your heart out...
Now!
Do something,
sing,
dance,
prance even,
but do not stop.
Living is a funny
the experience
a mock reality
of all our tomorrows,
we forget about the present.
It is a miracle,
all it's own.
The light outside,
bright full of sun,
and yet
there is...
a dark side of the moon.
We are dreaming,
beaming...
seaming to make sense...
and not.
Nothing,
common... at all.
I find it funny
bordering absurd
to hear people ramble on
and spill their beans
they must be all delusional
thinking they are entitled
do they really
not hear themselves
I’m absolutely delighted
to send them on their quirky
and eccentric way
I shake my head
clear the air and try hard to pretend
they were never here nor there
Submitted on March 26, 2022 for contest A BRIAN STRAND 1097 sponsored by BRIAN STRAND - RANKED 1ST
He was skinny as a rail
Dared not put him on a scale
He grew much fatter
Didn’t seem to matter
I knew that he could not fail
~
She livened every party
Always knew she was hearty
She wailed when over
Like she was rover
Howls making her a smarty
~
I left him there in the past
Despite all that he had asked
Begging me to stay
Had to make him pay
Leaving had to be done fast
my new better computer
came with a shiny new button
that yelled out –delete trash
I kept on pressing the button
but the world around me
didn’t get any better
I guess I need to either learn
how to use my computer better
or get one with better technology
I got a new better computer
made a list of things and people
I would like to see gone
pressed the delete trash button
and an error message came on the screen
saying not enough storage
I had witten this piece some time ago
For Who ? now I know.........
Missing You
It's a funny strange thing
When you're not around
Like the lack of a smile
On a circus clown
Like a ferris wheel
With all empty seats
Or a candied apple
More tart than sweet
Or a merry-go-round
That looks kind of scary
Or that huge prize teddy
To big to carry
Like an amusement park
On a winters day
And as long as you're gone
That's the way it will stay
I press my face
against
the window glass
like a small fish
in a large fish tank
looking out
swimming
in lukewarm water
watching
the outside world
rush by
without a wave
I flap my wings and fly away
Tired of crying, tired of trying to smile
It rips me
A different person in dark shadows
Not funny or cool
Goodbye beautiful stories of love
My mask fooled everyone
Does it even matter anymore ~ who I am
07.04.2016
A-L Andresen :)
The oversized
Plastic coffee cup
with the plastic lid
says
Caution!
I am hot and wet
Handle me with care
Do not microwave
The puffs of air came and went bubbling
Happily putting on the exhaust on high
Running like hell to the outhouse saying bye