Glob Poems - Poems about Glob

...Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school, whereat everyone ran away f......

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...Sometimes I wish the moon was cheese -- for those hungry nights of unclaimed desire subdued somewhat with a late night snack -- now I am really talking crackers... as the heart is never app......

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... 'Twas the night before Christmas and I still had gifts to buy. I procrastinated getting it done; a terrible fault I can't deny. As I juggled bags of presents that cost far too much money, A side......

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...Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C a moost deal height full......

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...do you know how to conjure a turtle? asked the snot. Wonderful Winnifred Witch was unsure, but she tried. A fat spotted frog jumped out of her pot. Ran under her china cupboard to hide. Next sh......

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...The slithered shadows trailed my shag rug, in the foothills of the upright weave of flaccid threads. Seemingly chaotic, yet made out of pure design and memory: From the hands of its maker, rolled......

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...The Sitter There it is Sitting in the old wicker chair Grinning its foul slavering grin It moves nothing than its face. Every night it appears Until waking and shaking I reach for the pull......

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...jay is different than he has ever been a neatnik of course, and he is my twin. whereas I am a beatnik, messy and thin. he is a cleaner, a duster, no dirt on his chin. I am slovenly, a messy ho......

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...A daylight daze has been removed to a dark city in a DC Comic. Nations have swallowed their tongues, have become a caped parody of an undeclared independence. The good are caught in the sea......

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...Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust My humblest apology if the following account doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine found further ostracization of me tant......

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...I was feeling mighty low one day Till wifey-poo came to the rescue “Close your eyes, I've a big surprise!” I was tempted to take a peek, wouldn't you Held 'em shut tight and played the ......

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...Utmost nadir of despair found this atheist craning his neck skyward hearing resplendent August orchestra today June 10th, 2022 choral symphony may sound absurd, but...mine supreme auditory sense......

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...Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** feels gratitude courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O. without cerumen eye zing May 17th, 2022 'ere and thank dog guardian ange......

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...Thank God for vegetarians there is more meat for me just wish those militant vegans would let me be It's not that I don't like vegetables I'm easy to please just flavor that pot of green beans wit......

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...I like to be the hero in my dreams, a seafaring captain steering my ship to a new conquest with a beautiful woman in every port. I l......

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