Fake Meat

Thank God for vegetarians there is more meat for me just wish those militant vegans would let me be It's not that I don't like vegetables I'm easy to please just flavor that pot of green beans with a dab of bacon grease But now they made plant based meat marketed as fit to eat packed with chemicals and fat so your taste buds taste a treat At first it was Burger King now they got KFC honestly for meat eaters it sounds like preaching Real seafood, poultry, pork and beef I desire to consume and for eating almost anything adding bacon makes room Barbecue it, grill for sure, roast or frying pan for the smell, flavor and taste of meat I am your man Fake meat just doesn't sound right eat a salad instead but put my salad on a thick hamburger between buns of bread Feel free to eat what you like but don't mess with my menu I want crispy golden fried chicken, not bite into a glob of tofu