Winnefred Witch Tries to Conjure a Turtle

do you know how to conjure a turtle? asked the snot. Wonderful Winnifred Witch was unsure, but she tried. A fat spotted frog jumped out of her pot. Ran under her china cupboard to hide. Next she conjured a snake, who slithered away. Maybe it’s not my time, my task, or my day? Winnifred gave her cauldron and spell book another try. This time conjuring a happy glob, who would not let her cry. I really like this happy glob, she thought, he makes me happy. You are insane, said her familiar, a scroungy crow named Nappy. She gave him his freedom. He gave her a feather and a nod. She was joyful now because she had her happy blob.