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Premium Member In the Stars

"Solos come and go, but riffs last forever." ~ Keith Richards

Mick and Keith just came out with a single, 
and they say it's a pretty good jingle.
That's why it makes sense 
that these elderly gents 
have "Rock and Roll Legends" on their shingle. 

A kid when they rose from obscurity,
now I've reached a state of maturity; 
or said another way,
as of this very day, 
I'll be taking social security. 

The Stones say our destiny is in stars
to the tune of Keith Richards guitar;
and if you ask me, 
I'd have to agree, 
just because we've all made it this far.

Premium Member PLAY IT AGAIN SAM

PLAY IT AGAIN SAM I AM THE LIFE OF THE TRUMPETS
IN YOUR ARMS WITH COCKTAILS OF LIKEWISE
AND IN A MOMENT OF THE BANGING OF THE DRUMS
THE SMILES THE SINGING AND THE DRINKING OF 
RUMS WITH A TASTE OF THE PALACEOF FOLLIES
OF BEING IN A DICK VAN DYKE FILM AS ANNIE
GET YOUR GUNS PLAYS OUT OF THE THEATRE IN
HEARTS FILM WORLD OF LYRICS AND THE DANCE
THE FRED ASTIRE OR GINGER ROGERS AS WE 
COAST THE HIPPODROME AND THE MESSERS IN THE
EVENING BREEZE TENDERLY FILLS MY SOUL 
AS THE TAIL OF MY DRESS PASS BY THE GENTS 
WHEN THE ELEGANCE OF ZIEGFELD COVER THE LAND
OF DREAMS OF HATES AND BOTTOMS SHIMMERING OUR
SONG THE SONG OF LOVE IN THE VIOLINS AS THE
AUTHUMN RAIN FALLS ASLEEP TO THE SOUND OF OUR
HEARTS IN ONE BEAT PLAYED THROUGH THE SENSUAL 
TROMBONE OF STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT RIGHT
BACK INTO THE SOUL OF THE MUSIC THAT TAKES US
ALL RIGHT BACK TO PLAY IT AGAIN SAM

WRITTEN BY MRS. YOLANDA NICHOLSEN 5-11-2004
2610 PROVIDENCE STREET FORT MYERS FLORIDA
DEDECADED TO THE LOVERS OF MUSIC LYRICS AND DANCE
THE FILM HUMPHEY BOGART I ADORED THAT PIANO MAN

Premium Member I'm Gonna Clean Up Tonight

Ladies and gents, it's happening tonight, 
a well-promoted prize-fight -  
and a party with every bigwig and socialite.
I'll give you an exclusive invite!

It's where "No, it's not" meets "Yes, it is", 
and "It is hers" meets "It is his".
Meet "Who is wrong?" and "Who is right?"
I'm an attorney.  I'll make big bucks, alright.


Premium Member Illegal

Old man Webster and his partner Merriam tell us a person who enters or lives in a country without the documentation required for legal entry or residence is an illegal, 

but perhaps those erstwhile gents are only good for crosswords and scrabble.

Premium Member Wonderful Planet

Liquid Water, Ice, and Steam,
These three gents make quite a team
on our first-rate planet.  
Another fellow I hold in esteem
is Mister Pomegranate.

the dread

the fear


The fear that has no name, it is there, churning away
for no reason, until today when awake
with peace in my heart
I used to be angry with myself, which made me disengage
With life around me, I became morose and bored
to serous, no fun to be around
I used to wake up early, sit by the bed for hours, not
getting anything done, getting up, drinking coffee
Shall I eat a cake or not
I had seen that day at the local supermarket
to elderly gents on holiday, they had bought beer and
looked at ease in their elderliness 
That was what I had to do, not pretend to be a pretending youth
But embrace myself, sagging stomach, muscular arm
turned into chopsticks 
What the , you silly man, you can write and
express yourself and be fearless of your opinions
With my sanity restored, I slept until eight


Premium Member Visionaries

      Anyone with two eyes can see
        especially gents who look at knees
     
      The apparel aisle labeled ‘Party Dress’
        should be renamed ‘Partly Dressed’

Premium Member 'sigh-ants' logic

with-'in tell-all gents'
comes a 'lodged-hic'

that is 'nay-too sure-all'
with respect 'survive-all'


len

The Yacht

Protruding pole in the middle
The top look like a keel that light
During the night in the midst of the bay
Your like a swan in the day time heralding
Its huge but gentle to look at its rarity
Seldom ordinary people has own you White
Now I see you move in smooth sailing
With girls and gents wearing sunglasses
The point of your richness and affluency
All eyes looking as you passed by with hope
That one day each has dock you in their dream
You swarm the sea with pride and with brevity
Careful pilot not to trouble the waves with rage
Because you're precious, rare but with worth
It's like a love that only longing for comfort
A pleasure, an adventure to the sea of life.

Premium Member THE F---WORD

Seems like certain politicos toss about the f---word thinking they're cute!

Didn't their mommies teach them that real ladies and gents of good repute,

Don't express themselves in public in such a disgraceful manner and so crudely?

"Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself lewdly!"

Premium Member Walk the Tightrope

Feast your eyes, ladies and gents, 
on the spotlight, high up in the circus tent.  
We cross our fingers, hoping, in our fright, 
our hero stays on the tightrope tonight. 

Wait, that man's sixty-six years old,
and he has nary a muscle to behold. 
He doesn't not look so very brave
as he gives the crowd a sheepish wave.

His cholesterol is on a slippery slope -
too much butter, and he falls off the rope.
One more sweet?  Oops, his sugar level!  
Who offered it?  It was the devil. 

He's between a hard place and a rock.
Watch as he tries to put on his sock.
He's taking quite the frightening risk
of herniating another disc.

He climbs into his car with confusion.
All this traffic could lead to one more contusion.
The thought raises the pressure of his blood.
Oh my, will he fall down with a thud?

An impact of that intensity
would spell trouble with his bone density.
Each step he takes is filled with fear
as he clings to his health so dear.

Feast your eyes, ladies and gents, 
on the spotlight, high up in the circus tent.  
We cross our fingers, hoping, in our fright, 
all of us on this tightrope tonight.

Premium Member The Holy Land

The Holy Land neath hammer blows -
           is this what Jesus prophesied:
when sad-sack’s hanged like mistletoes
           the sightless see a suicide;
when thousands fall like dominoes
           the blind deny it’s homicide;
when women fry in thermal throes
           the gents reject it’s femicide
when rockets slaughter embryos 
           the fools forget it’s feticide 
when children die and decompose
           the dullards doubt infanticide;
when bodies burn with afterglows
           no one concedes it’s genocide.
Whichever way the west wind blows
           leaves morals dangling, crucified…

Premium Member The Elderly Prefer AI

    Overheard a couple elderly gents
    Discuss artificial intelligence
       One said to the other
       If I had my druthers
    ‘Twould be on the ballot for President

Premium Member Fair and Square Dancing Patter Sayings

Humorous Patter Sayings

Bow to your partner now let's begin
Lift your skirts and kick his shin 

Hold it tight and jump and cuss
Don't worry you can't offend us

Get her back gents, catch her quick
Snap her bra lickadee split!

Ain't she red now but comon let's dance
If you never now’s your chance

Got two left feet so you can't walk straight
That's OK cause you can promenade 

Promenade up and promenade down
Your the purdiest girl in the whole durn town

Slap your knee and holler an’ wail
Bend on down and shake your tail

Tail, tail,  pretty little tail
If you pull it I won't tell

I won't tell no sir yes ma'am
Do-si-do, do it all again.

Knees facing the wrong way chairs


I was wondering what a painting about one of my poems look like
Grimly gathering of gnarly letters
So take this one would it
slipperyness of eels in heels
Would my light one haze of neon faze
Would oil slick inks hint of tyres hanging cliff
Stuck between being and bee spell
Check one Czech too
slathering like squidwards tongue
Could you imagine if an artist paints your words
Would colour be redily available 
Tones scared of the zones
ReaDy this inbRed distuRbEd if you
CaRED imploRed deRavED REaD
ErR closED follow the road
Penguins in trees with silk people sleeves
Peppered with sir and the gents
Belittle a little be
I mean we’re
would ewe start

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