Short Gents Poems

Nervy  quiz night fun,
I've farted so I'll finish,
Stop at nearby Gents....

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Chloey was a concubine
By the time that she was nine
Gents who should have saved her
Said only she was mighty fine....

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sweetest strains of violins
  played by gents with double chins

ecstasy, as they hit the highest 'C'
  if they'd only comb their hair on key...

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On maidens fair
  and gents who dare
imagination will sprout wings

From culture clashes
  and angry backlashes
dysfunction and violence spring...

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The gents in the pub are no fools,
They'd rather sip malt that wear jewels,
For gems are no match
To an Anheuser's batch
Of Irish style, pale ale, O'Douls!...

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There lived a lady named Grace
She sure had a gorgeous young face
The gents would swoon
And howl at the moon
Setting their lower regions aflame...

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Ladies and gents, will introduce myself
I'm Jacko the clown, a right happy old elf
Handing out goodies
Some happy time cookies
Helping you forget your lack of great wealth...

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Now ladies and gents, let's bring no offense
to the lads that wear tightly clad drabs
They liked the film Kinky Boots
And have watched The Full Monty
So now they dance naked and/or dress drag!...

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Ladies and gents, allow me to introduce myself
I'm Jacko the clown, a right happy old elf
Handing out goodies
Happy time cookies
Helping you forget your woes and lack of wealth...

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Ladies and gents, allow me to introduce myself
I'm Jacko the clown, a right happy old elf
Handing out goodies
Happy time cookies
Helping you forget your woes and lack of wealth...

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J is for the Jews and gents
E is for the Egyptian rebellion
S is for the sinners as saints
U is for Utopian a word that will never exist on this earth
S is for the sacrifices our conscience makes...

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Ladies and gents of the Soup, I salute you all
With my very last breath to the site I'll crawl
To say adieu
To each one of you
Making me feel wanted and putting up with my scrawls...

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Why are women so appealing, what's all the fuss
Don't understand, they're all people just like us
Well sometimes they're not
Instead of standing they squat
That why us gents give them our seat on a bus...

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Why are women so appealing, what's all the fuss
Don't understand, they're all people just like us
Well sometimes they're not
Instead of standing they squat
That why us gents give them our seats on a bus...

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Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth
Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source
Much preferred by us gents
For bums, we're hell-bent
Like a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course...

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Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth
Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source
Much preferred by us gents
For bums, we're hell-bent
Like a drug, now in rehab and much better, of course...

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Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth
Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source
Much preferred by us gents
For bums, we're hell-bent
Like a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course...

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Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth
Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source   
Much preferred by us gents
For bums, we're hell-bent
It's a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course...

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When I go to pay my rent,
In lies, no true, say I spent
Yen. Why so few stay high? Vent
Sins! Cry woes! New ways by, went
Men. Guys show blues play eyes. Cents
Spend! Buy lows who may die. Gents
Win sly dough; Views day skies sent....

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Search That Bus (6 Lines or Less) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Miranda Hawley


Hey gals and gents
Keep busing along every little step
From stop to stop every little step counts
Be following your ABC's
And crossing your T's
For no Amber gets left behind...

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Debaters may boast who talks the most, but the most votes, ladies and gents,
are won with the most common sense, and a dollop of dollars and cents.

Submitted Friday the 13th of May 2022, for the “Killing with an Epigram Poetry Contest” sponsored by Margarita Lillico...

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Lines have meter and rhymes,
Licentious words sometimes,
Lusty humor—low brow!—
Lewd, about well-endowed
Ladies and gents, not shy,
Leaving me shocked. Then I
Laugh out loud. I can’t lie!



October 23, 2020
Poetry Contest Title: Pleiades 3       Placed 1st
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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I bought her flowers today,
an attempt to beg her to stay.
Out of stock, is my luck,
the gents placed bets 
with the last buck. 

Desperate times,
call upon apologetic rhymes... 

20 July 2022
'Short Verse Inspired By Pictures'
Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Lisa YY
Picture A, 32 words...

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A pink-'n-yellow ladybug flew up to me
  Said, 'I'm so pretty, can't you see
Why are the gentleman-bugs so put-off-y
  Perhaps I'm simply too carefree'

'O no, ma'am, that's just not so
  You're the best catch in all of Toronto
It's just that gents here don't know from pink-'n-yellow
  Wear a maple-leaf coat to catch a Canadian fellow'...

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Written: August 23, 2023
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gentlemen's eclipse
lost their unerring concerns~
tossed both love and drive

seek a sense of pride
gentlemen wander astray~
puzzled by their dreams

outsider to love
neither mental nor blunt grit~
are the gents missing?...

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