Crystol Woods Poet Lyric

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I decided to try my hand at hosting a contest...Fair and Square humorous patter sayings. I hope I can figure things out as I go!

Fair and Square Dancing Patter Sayings

Humorous Patter Sayings

Bow to your partner now let's begin
Lift your skirts and kick his shin 

Hold it tight and jump and cuss
Don't worry you can't offend us

Get her back gents, catch her quick
Snap her bra lickadee split!

Ain't she red now but comon let's dance
If you never now’s your chance

Got two left feet so you can't walk straight
That's OK cause you can promenade 

Promenade up and promenade down
Your the purdiest girl in the whole durn town

Slap your knee and holler an’ wail
Bend on down and shake your tail

Tail, tail,  pretty little tail
If you pull it I won't tell

I won't tell no sir yes ma'am
Do-si-do, do it all again.

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Chula Schlesinger-Fleming December 14, 2024 at 5:35 PM Congratulations of your poem being featured on the PS homepage. This was a delightful, fast paced romp. Enjoyed it!

Suzette Richards May 17, 2024 at 6:15 AM I don't often write for contests, but this sure looks like a whole heap of fun. I will give it a whirl, Crystal :) Crystol Woods May 17, 2024 at 9:49 AM Wonderful Suzette!! I look forward to your unique style and talent! I'm honored. Xo

Mike Bayles May 12, 2024 at 9:54 AM Interesting dance. Crystol Woods May 12, 2024 at 10:35 AM It would be very interesting to see dancers follow these instructions huh?! Haha!

Silent One May 11, 2024 at 3:55 PM An interesting idea for a contest, but I must admit, I do not know what it is really about.. You have done a nice poem here.. Crystol Woods May 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM That would be great! It's not the normal swing of things, not serious poetry, but I think it's fun! I hope you enjoy writing one! ;) Silent One May 12, 2024 at 10:56 AM Oooh... I will.have a look and attempt...Thanks Crystol Woods May 12, 2024 at 10:34 AM Square Dancing callers use rhyming sayings to instruct the dancers..."bow to your partner" Or " do-si-do". I love making up silly rhymes and lyrics so I thought it'd be fun to host a contest with this idea. In the contest description there are examples and a link to a video if your interested! Ty for commenting!!xo