Teacher Funny Poems

These Teacher Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Teacher. These are the best examples of Funny Teacher poems written by international poets.

My heart sings as I walk on springs,
With foothold on the sun, unburned.
Your love fills my heart, my soul,
My whole being.
I swim in love –

© Maclawrence Famuyiwa  

My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red,
graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred.

She was once a banker, but after some time

© Subimal Sinha-Roy  

"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two

© Rio Jansen  

I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under

© Rio Jansen  

“Uncle Celery, Uncle Celery, is chopping all those veggies,”
my impish nieces and nephew who copycat my voice,
and other hand gestures or mannerisms known to me

© Howard Kerr  

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
—William Shakespeare

Cupid Knocks

War waged with red ribbons and lights of white.
The lights pure, expansive, deep and wide;
and ribbons

© Kim Rodrigues  

A lot of time was spent at school.
I always liked to play the fool.
It was written in my school report,
although the teachers would exhort.

The teachers

© Sean Wilde  

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 

© Kim Stone  

Charming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique 
I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique
Pages of dogs all

© I Am Anaya  

Written: February 23, 2024

                     

© Sotto Poet  

This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the

© Paige Turner  

THE DOLLAR STORE BUNNY

I chit chat with a saint at church
telling her how my grandson spent
Kindergarten online. This will follow
his class all the way through
to

© Kim Rodrigues  

We had a most horrid schoolteacher,
And us children did all hate her,
She’d shout at us for no real reason,
And threaten to see us later,
She had

© Clive Blake  

My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red,
graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred.

She was once a banker, but after some time

© Subimal Sinha-Roy  

Nestled in the hills of the northeastern plain
live the humblest people on earth
They're the neighborly folk of Modesty, Maine
plain-speaking and modest from birth

Every year in

© Robert Gorelick