Teacher Funny Poems
These Teacher Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Teacher. These are the best examples of Funny Teacher poems written by international poets.
Funny Teacher
My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red,
graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred.
She was once a banker, but after some time...
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funny,
List of limericks and funny tricks I know an Obi-Wan Kenobi,
an English teacher from Nairobi,
where he lives with his new wife
and two twins, who are his life:
one's named Dick ~ the...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
The Stuff They Said To Me“Uncle Celery, Uncle Celery, is chopping all those veggies,”
my impish nieces and nephew who copycat my voice,
and other hand gestures or mannerisms known to me...
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care, cute, fun, funny,
Cupid KnocksSome Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
—William Shakespeare
Cupid Knocks
War waged with red ribbons and lights of white.
The lights pure, expansive, deep and wide;
and ribbons...
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funny,
That School Report
A lot of time was spent at school.
I always liked to play the fool.
It was written in my school report,
although the teachers would exhort.
The teachers...
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funny, cheer up, children, freedom,
Rush HourI run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell
Damn it, my car broke down the day before...
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anxiety, funny, homework, humor,
Naps
Stretched out,
On a daycare cot.
Told to take a nap,
...
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brother, child, funny, kindergarten,
Robert Gorelick Doggy Limerick Circus II Charming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique
I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique
Pages of dogs all...
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funny, art, books, celebration, dog,
A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024
...
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childhood, class, fruit, funny,
Backwards BoyThis is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...
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funny, body, crazy, giggle, hilarious,
The Dollar Store BunnyTHE DOLLAR STORE BUNNY
I chit chat with a saint at church
telling her how my grandson spent
Kindergarten online. This will follow
his class all the way through
to...
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animal, funny, kindergarten,
Crocodile TearsWe had a most horrid schoolteacher,
And us children did all hate her,
She’d shout at us for no real reason,
And threaten to see us later,
She had...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Pun FunMy teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red,
graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred.
She was once a banker, but after some time...
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funny, word play,
The Humblest PeopleNestled in the hills of the northeastern plain
live the humblest people on earth
They're the neighborly folk of Modesty, Maine
plain-speaking and modest from birth
Every year in...
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allegory, character, funny, humanity,
The World Is Too Funny To Be AngryThe world is too funny to be angry
What mr A deals with
Is same with what Mr B
Is dealing with
It might be in...
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funny, africa, confidence, dedication, husband,